People who do CrossFit really are some of the most insufferable cunts going.

I have lost good friends of many years to this pile of dog shit nonsense, like they have joined some religious cult and suddenly start thinking totally differently and talking another language. I don’t want hear about your CrossFit family, CrossFit community and it’s a way of life crap. Get a fucking grip.

No wonder they all hang out together outside the gym, sorry ‘box’, because no one else wants to suffer the displeasure of their company for more than ten seconds.

They never shut up about it either. I don’t give a shit about how many burpees you can do, I don’t even know what one is, or some phoney completion you have coming up. Constantly wearing their injuries like some badge of honour. It’s not clever, you are talking like a moron and starting look like one.

Bunch of narcissistic roid heads is what they. Go find a real sport to do because you frankly look ridiculous.

Nominated by : Manner of all Cunts

Lana Bel End is a cunt

This tuneless hipster bint turned up late for her set at Glastonbury, and then the set wasn’t finished as the plug was pulled. Now, I’m no fan of ‘Glasto’, but if some cunt has paid silly money to see someone, they should get their moneys worth.

Also, this silly cow knew when she was going to be on, so why wasn’t she there well in advance like any proper professional artist would be? She’s just some rich kid with loaded parents who is playing at being a singer (well she thinks breathing into a microphone is singing) and her arrogance and unprofessionalism is taking the piss out of those stupid enough to be a fan of this tart.

Naturally, as she is a hipster woke favourite, she is getting off lightly (just like she did for that rape video). Imagine the stick Guns ‘N’ Roses would have got if they had turned up late?

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Norman

The gift that keeps on giving.

I’m sure you’ll all be delighted to hear that Danielle has split up with her jailbird fiance, or should that be spelled financer?
But before you all rush forward, thinking your in with a chance, she’s got a new, rich boyfriend.
Whose presumably almost totally blind, 87, with a heart condition.

News Link.

Good grief, even Frankenstien would call your surgeon a butcher, sweetheart.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Wild fires are great aren’t they?
Dead easy to do, spectacular results and keep you warm.
Cheap lighter and a rag,
Your away.????

Now, the woke media are blaming climate change!!

But the fires in Rhodes were started by arson.
Gas bottles.

Now Corfu is on fire
Saying Crete might go up too?
Serbia has a fire
Tunisia has one
It’s like a new fashion?

But it isn’t climate change.
It’s arson.

It’s man made climate change insofar as some dozy cunts BBQ was left to get out of control.

Anyway fuck em.
No fires here.

GB News Link.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

Local News Link.

The Mayor,
Town Hall,
Tunbridge Wells,
Kent.

Dear Mr Mayor,

I have just received a £70 penalty notice for driving in Mount Pleasant Road. This was entirely due to the confusing signs which would appear to be a deliberate and outrageous policy of the Council to catch out and fine motorists.

As Chairman of the Royal Tunbridge Wells Golf Club, Chairman of the Tunbridge Wells Conservative Association, a Senior Rotarian and Justice of the Peace, will you please confirm that this fine will be dropped and we’ll say nothing more about it?

Yours sincerely,

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

PS See you at the next Lodge meeting?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt