Ronnie O’Sullivan

 
Having read this remarkably selfish, childish, deeply ungenerous interview – and I know – for the groupies in the studio audience, is a god O’Sullivan who can do no wrong, I have to say what a deeply unpleasant little shit he is. Take this especially egregious quote:

“I’m just hanging around so people don’t get as good as a career as me,” he said.

“If I could stop [Mark] Selby winning a few, and Judd winning a few, and Ding and [Neil] Robertson winning a few – just ruin their careers a little bit – that would be great. Sometimes that’s just a nice motivation to play.”

There you have it – a man obviously despite his great wealth, hates real life – who still thinks he is a child to be humoured, and given into, who can´t stand losing, and, because he is unhappy himself wants to make others unhappy.

The man who constantly witters on about how much he dislikes snooker, Ronnie, the reluctant winner, Ronnie with his faux modesty, Ronnie the man who longs for retirement, Ronnie whose brooding presence and impassive disdain is clear when his opponent is scoring, Ronnie with his dreary bored voice. Ronnie the total arsehole.

If he really is as bored as he says, why doesn’t he do us all a favour and retire as he has been promising or threatening to do for the last decade. He isn´t a ¨sportsman¨, he is a boring little egomaniac.

Bbc news

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

COP28 – Net Arseholes

Or as I prefer to call it “COPOut28”

It’s that time of year again for the so-called Great and Good to enjoy a 2 week junket in some rather expensive, warm, sunny and rich city to discuss climate change and assorted Net Zero bullshit.

The fact that they have this even every year tells you all you need to know about the level of hypocrisy at hand here. But then you could also suggest why do they all have to meet in person when video conferencing would be a far better option/example to set to us mere mortals!

Moreover, this particular event – set in Dubai (Morecambe Bay and Clacton-on-Sea councils turned the event down) is the largest ever, with well over 400,000 people due to descend and to be accommodated in 4, 5 and 6* hotels.

There really is little point in me going into detail about the whys and wherefores with regards the intentions of this circus. But the total lack of self-awareness, the herds of elephants in the room and the fact that the elites are doing the exact opposite of what they’re demanding of us mere plebs should suffice.

Moreover, why is this global event an annual thing? Why not every 2 or 3 years? Why keep on covering the same ground at different venues every frigging year?

This isn’t about Net Zero. It’s about putting the Plebs in their place once and for all.

Telegraph

Nominated by Technocunt.

The UK Government’s Rwanda Policy.

I would like to cunt the governments Rwanda policy. We all know this county is full to bursting with illegal types. We all know something needs to be done to stem the flow, or face the consequences.

However, this policy is a shower of shit; designed to gain votes from thick as shit cunts. Once again we are reaching for the cheque book for something that will probably never happen. We will have spent over 300 million quid on this shit, that’s before one of the fuckers even gets sent out.

It strikes me as crazy that people can’t see though the superficial shit for what it is.
We will only be able to send 200 to Rwanda; in return we have to take the filth from Rewanda that they can’t look after. Not doctors, nurses etc. Vulnerable people who will never contribute to this country. They will be our burden, because Rwanda doesn’t want them.

The government is making it harder for legal migrants to come from civilised countries; all so they can say we got the numbers down. Fuck sakes what a shower of shit! All while the people with money, talent and brains are leaving Britain en mass. Importing the third world, will make us the third world. We are well and truly fucked!

BBC News

Nominated by Country cunt.

A Cunting for Ncuti Gatwa, Nu Who, or Doctor Who (9) (2005- present)

I’m not a ‘fan’ of Doctor Who, a Whovian of any kind, but I have watched a number of episodes under duress, and each time I reach the same conclusion:
babies’ telly.

I grew up with McCoy and yes, found certain episodes scary as a child, but then the BBC cancelled it and Star Trek spin offs, Babylon 5, X Files really took over in the minds of British Schoolchildren.

By the time Russell T. Davies brought it back, I was too old to take it seriously as the reimagined Battlestar Galactica had left such family friendly fantasy in its dust, conceptually and dramatically.

If we accept that Doctor Who is family-orientated, that would be fine, but it isn’t, is it; lately, the BBC seems to have forgotten what Doctor Who is -escapist entertainment- not a lecture in Diversity and the struggles of wahmen.

This is the reason the series now struggles to get 5 million viewers, although looking back, i can’t understand why so many adults enjoyed it, even during the Tennant years, as the sophistication of the Sci-fantasy concepts is at the level of Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, with its space hotel and Vermicous Knids

Compared to contemporary science fiction shows from the States, Who has always looked the poorer relation, especially during the eighties in the post-Star Wars boom, but at least the writing and performances had charm. Lately the Doctor has become a ranting, arrogant egomaniac.

Moffat has him telling the audience how clever he is rather than showing or, more recently, he is demoted to the default woke position of a guilty white bloke,, even though he is an alien who keeps regenerating into one, as Jodie Whittaker’s run was about as well-received as a punch in the throat.

As for the aliens, the new ones are all a bit Teletubbies’, apart from the Weeping Angels and Silence, both based on shitty gimmicks. Then you have John Simm, an otherwise decent actor, mugging and prancing like a tit, while the eorld is destroyed to a song more suited to a fucking Renault advert.

I think the writing in the Russel T. Davies era tried to copy the tone of Buffy and I don’t think it works. The Doctor has a too human sensibility, his dialogue is too matey and familiar and the characters voices are too similar. When this approach was married to the Moffat egomania it makes some of his lines absolutely excrutiating to the point that, quite often, I’ve found The Doctor is the least likeable character in his own show.

Lately the idea of of endless regenerations for The Doctor has been introduced, but all it does is cheapen the death of every incarnation, lowering the dramatic stakes to nil, all for the sake of diversity.
As others have also pointed out, this and other story developments knock the Doctor into the tired ‘Chosen One’ archetype.

It’s sad how this beloved show has been ruined by both the egomaniacal indulgence of Moffat and the woke posturing of Chibnall and Russel T. Davies, no doubt encouraged by BBC apparatchiks.
All three claim to be fans, but they all seem intent on cheapening and mocking both the character and his programme’s history. He seems to resemble a silly old uncle trying to join in with the kids.

While the rebirth of the series in 2005 can’t be likened to the disaster that’s befallen Star Wars, the myopic decision to pander to fringe identity politics and radical activists at the expense of a core audience can.

Even the Gonad thinks it’s had its day);

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

And on a similar theme, this time about Ncuti Gatwa, courtesy of Norman

Ncuti Gatwa is a cunt.

Now, there were Doctor Who fans (those ones with their brains removed) who were willing to give this one the benefit of the doubt.

‘But… But he might be good.’ ‘He might not go along with this woke stuff.’

Be fucking serious.

Gatwa was on BBC’s breakfast programme today. The fact that he got the role after only one meeting with Russel .T. Davies (cough) could be a great big can of worms. But he also played the black archetype. ‘I felt like an alien, growing up in Scotland’. Is there not one of them who doesn’t do the victim routine? Always something to whine about, isn’t there?

But that wasn’t the worst bit. That was when the servile Beeb lackey asked him about how it felt to be the (wait for it) first black personage to play the Doctor. Gatwa’s reply was uppity in the extreme. ‘We’re not going anywhere!’ is what he said. He also said that Doctor Who reflected British society. Since when was an alien travelling around space and time in a phone box any sort of social commentary?

But back to his ‘Not going anywhere’ remark. What does he mean? Blacks, Poofs, Africans (which is what he is)? He obviously means ‘diversity’ and
how ‘proud’ he is of being black. Had he said his colour was irrelevant, and that he just hoped to be a success at the role and appeal to all fans, I would have respected him for that. But not a bit of it. Just the same old uppity ”us and them’ shit. But, what did people expect?

BBC News

The Never Satisfied

 

Bit of a general one this.

It could be a wife or girlfriend, a boss, a protest group, a Man City fan.

Give them the moon and they’ll ask for the stars.

How many times have you worked your butt off doing some DIY in the house or polishing her ladyship’s car only to be told “That’s better.”? Not brilliant or amazing just better. “Oh and you’ve missed a bit there.”

How many times have you met a target set by your boss only for him/her to set a higher, harder target?

How many protest groups have achieved their objective and then moved on to invent another campaign? I give you Stonewall who won total equality for gays, civil partnership AND marriage, more than heteros are allowed. Now they have embraced LBGT+ABC123 or whatever it is called this week and bully companies into being woke.

The 20mph freaks won’t stop there. They will claim it a success because road safety has improved by 0.0001% and demand 10 or 5mph. Or better still a ban on all cars. Believe me if Labour get in it could happen. They will capitulate entirely to the green lobby.

Hook-nosed poisoned dwarf Kahn is already cooking the ULEZ books.

This from the ONS:
“There was 1 death registered in London in the period 2001 to 2021 which had exposure to air pollution recorded on the death certificate in either part 1 or part 2 of the death certificate. This death was attributed to environmental air pollution, however we are unable to determine whether this involved car emissions.”

So, just one death in a city of 9 million and even that can’t be positively attributed to car emissions.

Just Stop Oil won’t stop at stopping new oil fields, their stated aim. They will insist we can’t even fry our chips in vegetable oil.

Tony Bliar thought he had fixed the Scots by giving them their own parliament and loads of new powers. No chance. They have whinged ever since for independence and still blame the English for anything that goes wrong and for not dishing out enough dough to them.

Fact is, if and when demanding people get their way it is never enough. They always want more. You can argue that they are much better off than they were not so long ago but it makes no difference. And the more belligerent they are the worse they behave and the more they demand.

As the great philosophers Chas and Dave sang:

“They’re Aint No Pleasing You.”

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Nominated by Lord Helpus.