A Special Cunting for Chloe Kelly

Why is she a cunt, she was the hero of the Euro final against Spain, providing the cross for the equaliser and scoring the winning penalty. She also scored the winner in the last Euros final.

The answer is she said she was so proud to be English, can’t write the English off and then in an interview with Alex Scott on the stage in front of Buck House said it feels so fucking special – how dare she be proud to be English, fucking blonde and white, hasn’t she had the memo, English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is racist.

I am joking, this girl has more fucking bottle than the entire fucking men’s team put together, came back after a very serious knee injury in 2020 being out for just under a year, was written off by the critics but she has English blood flowing through he veins. Yes English blood (you know, real English not the new multicultural shite).

Ok its womens football, sorry

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Nominated by Sick of it.

Natalie Black – OFCOM

is a cunt.

From today July 28th 2nd class letters (“second class is lower class”) will only be delivered three days a week, for a few weeks, then two days a week for a few weeks, returning to three, then two, then three then two. No Saturday deliveries except first class post.

I would remind you that we are paying a lot more for the “service” (“You get less for more with Royal Mail”, another good advertising slogan for the damned bloodsuckers)

All in all most people would regard this as a downgraded service, but not this daft bitch Black, who opines that the reduction will be “good for customers”.

On what planet does the old tart live, and how many cocks did she have to suck to get to her current position?

Like OFWAT this bloated and inefficient organisation, there only to rubber stamp government edicts. it ought to be abolished, and Black could find an honest job as a checkout assistant at Tesco.

I know many people will cite email and only old fogies use the postalßervices, but for some legal documents the post is essential, also, as I have mentioned before I have an old friend, ex RN, who clever as he is, cannot use a computer, and only has a landline, so the post is the only way he communicates. I bet the decision will be changed if Kweer finds he can’t get his suppositories through the post, especially if his grapes of wrath flare up on Friday nights.

I should add that OFCOM insist first class lettres will still have to be delivered on Saturdays, but in reality does anybody even believe they will be?

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

The Right Not To Work Or So It Seems

is a cunt.

Punk always made sense to me — I grew up in the ’70s, when the future looked bleak.
That’s why it’s almost laughable that my favorite song, Right to Work by Chelsea, now stands in such contrast to today’s twisted narrative — where avoiding work is practically a badge of honor. If anything, the new mantra seems to be the right not to work.

When I left school, getting an apprenticeship felt like chasing smoke. Same faces, same hopeless crowds at those cattle-call tests. At one, we were told not to be discouraged — over 2,000 applications for 5 jobs. Grim doesn’t cover it.

I finally landed something — barely worth mentioning — and spent the next decade watching every engineering firm I worked for shut down. Redundancy after redundancy.

But I kept going. Claiming £40 a week dole, handing most of it to my mum, standing in line to be treated like a leech — that was all the motivation I needed to keep searching. Not working wasn’t an option. It was survival.

I don’t regret any of it. But I do despair at how far we’ve drifted from honest graft — how work has become optional in the minds of some, and how delusional that belief really is.

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Nominated by A Cunt for All Seasons link by Unkle Terry.

Kelyan Bokassa’s Murderers


Simple nom:

BBC News.

I’m no accountant but …

A decade of keeping these worthless scum inside then monitoring them forever

Or

8m of rope.

We need to look at our priorities.

Nominated (sort of) by : The Lone Cunter

Seconded (thankfully) by : W. C. Boggs:

With your permission, Admin, I would just offer a quote from that link: “Aspiring rapper Kelyan Bokassa was stabbed 27 times as he sat on the back seat of a route 472 bus in Woolwich,”

Yet another great loss to the musical profession – he might have become to the world of song what George Formby was to Auntie Maggie’s Remedy.

27 times seems a bit harsh. I can only assume the killers came from the Performing Rights Society, and their defence will be that he was not performing right.

Let’s stop all the rapping and get the kids to embrace their inner Thangham Debbonaire. When she lost her political job, she went back to her cello, so she always has some action between her legs, and that is the best they can hope for

With additional commentary from : Odin

To add to this cunting I would like everyone to note that aspiring rapper Kelyan Bokassa was also carrying a knife in his waistband

Unfortunately the little angel Kelyan didn’t even get the chance to draw his blade. So swift and brutal was the pavement ape on pavement ape attack.

Deliberately changing words to suit the narrative

Deliberately changing words to suit the narrative.

ISACers, see how many times you hear the phrase “IRREGULAR immigration” used over the next few weeks.

There is nothing irregular about ILLEGAL immigration. But if we call it irregular then the dumb British public will eventually warm to it…

I for one cannot stand this prompting bollocks. The first contender I heard say this was that odious spender Lammy

Then today on sky news, none other than Starmer.

Lest we all get arrested this kind of nonsense boils my piss.

(Admin – I can’t find a link sorry but it’ll be all over the MSM so maybe one of ISAC’s esteemed fraternity can oblige.

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Nominated by MiddleEngland link by Imitation Yank.