Keir Starmer (38)

 

is a cunt.

Kier fkn Starma is a monumental cunt, honestly what the fuck is this guy doing?, does he actually know himself?, what a fucking idiot.
The only thing I can deduce is this for Starmageddons goal.
(1) piss off the UK population by systematically financially fucking up every separate group of actual British people people.
(2) Spunk millions of tax payers money in foreign donations and bad decisions worldwide.
(3)Surround yourself with a bunch of dodgy, lying, pedo idiots who will agree with everything you say.
(4) while the problem is worse than it has ever been under Starma allow every illegal immigrant into the country with open arms, unchecked and then put them up in hotels after laying off the staff, free NHS, dental, housing, clothes, transport, housing, all of which we pay for.
(5) Arrest anyone who complains loadly enough or demonstrates or at best tell the actual UK population if they don’t like paying for all this madness, there’s the door, your welcome to fuck off anytime.
(6) tax the living shit out of everyone, I mean only actual Brits to fund various, previous points.
(7) now the cunt is going to cut pensions, so for all the people who have paid in over a lifetime of work, for an NHS they can’t access, A pention that’s been trimmed and this is only the start, councils that are bollocks (speaking for Cardiff), there won’t be any national insurance, or council tax refunds anytime soon I bet.
(8) never accepting his fuck ups and always trying to blame the previous circus or frankly any other fucker.

And those are just a very few examples, there are hundreds more of this arse clowns failures I could have chosen.
Honestly, this pathetic, useless, spineless, lying fucker needs to go, anybody would be better than the present government, in fact I think no government would be a massive improvement over this selection of cunts…

state pension

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Comfort Breaks in Our NHS


We all know the health service is under considerable strain but spare a thought for the staff who are desperate for “relief” and are “caught short” in the operating theatre..

BBC News.

You have to admire our multicultural friend,straight back to it without stopping for a nice sit down with a brew and a smoke..

Anyway he promises not to do it again so that’s that.

Carry On Doctor.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

The digital death of Charlie Kirk

We all know Charlie as the mouthpiece of the Mega Movement and personal friend of The Donald. Brown bread now courtesy of a Lone Nut with an elderly bolt action single shot Mauser rifle (echoes of Lee Harvey Oswald).

From the BBC website:

At about 12:20, he is asked by a member of the crowd: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”
He replies: “Too many.”
The questioner then states there had been five in 10 years and asks Kirk how many mass shootings there had been in that time.
“Counting or not counting gang violence?” Kirk replies.

Then a single shot is heard, which is believed to have been fired from the roof of the Losee Center, a building overlooking the quad.

If it is still up this is footage of Charlie’s last moments talking with supporters:

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I use the weasel words “if it is still up there” because the footage exploded (rather like Charlie’s neck) immediately all over the internet but now takes some tracking down having been removed wholesale by The Powers That Be so as not to affront the sensibilities of their usual clientele watching kiddy porn and bestiality (no we will not provide links). Print media have also decided not to use stills of Charlie’s carotid artery pumping out blood.

How different now to the Swinging Sixties when we avidly watched President Kennedy’s head exploding in a mist of blood courtesy of the Lone Nut with a vintage Mannlicher bolt action single shot rifle (sound familiar). Endlessly repeated on glorious 405 lines black and white TV or a short trot down to the local flea pit to watch the newsreels in glorious Technicolor. Pretty soon analogue enhancements of the film started appearing and these days you can watch it all and the conspiracy theories in 4K.

Assassination for the 4K/6K/8K Woke Age requires digital blurring of the action and editing to cut away from the nasty reality. Charlie Kirk still remains very dead though and the conspiracy theories knot and gender. Anyone got Trump in the Pool?

Nominated by Sir Limpy Stroke.

Mark Constadine


Mark Constadine is a cunt.

BBC News.

He is the CEO of Lush, a High Street chain known for its bath and shower products.

In a similar pointless virtue signalling exercise, similar to that of the British Paralympic team cunted here 10th September, he ordered the closure of all shops, factories and on-line shop in the UK for 24 hours on the 3rd September.

Why? In solidarity with Palestine, of course!

Has this largely unnoticed gesture made any difference at all? Of course not, in fact I doubt that many people were aware.

However, I’m sure the Palestinians are comforted to know that the citizens of the UK were devastated that they were unable to purchase their Pineapple Passion bath bombs for an entire 24 hours.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Being Benched


The 30th of September!

Hold the front page and save the date for this exciting event!

The Scarborough News.

Enormous link, and not so much a cunting but a clowning.

Fuck me, how exciting, an event to celebrate a train station bench!
Really? That’s the best Scarborough can do?

All, if you’re unable to travel to Scarborough to take part in this matchless event ( those with dicky tickers should not attend), I will record a candle burning from start to collapse in a puddle of melted wax.

Available free, on request, no need to thank me.

Dear Heaven, let me off this roundabout.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest