I see our favourite goblin has got herself arrested for once again, protesting at a port she had literally just been in court for blocking previously.

Two things, Greta.
No one who matters is listening and the rest don’t care.
The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result.

Go home, get married and raise a new generation of goblins whilst enjoying your millions.

Please, before someone decides you are a cunt, and not an exploited child/woman, and decides you’d make a better martyr.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

What’s wrong with Schmeichel I hear you ask? Won everything there was to win in football (except the World Cup but won the European championship with Denmark for fucks sake! Fucking Denmark!)

Earned multi millions, had a dog named after him in Corrie and got an MBE for “services to football.” You’d think he’d be happy wouldn’t you?

No… not this cunt. Heard him on the radio the other day complaining about the “pressure” he was under and crying about his mental elf. Oh yeah, Mr multi millionaire, excuse me while I weep about your mental elf you complete fucking fake.

Apparently Peter is on the corporate after dinner speech circuit ….. crying to other rich cunts about his terrible rich lifestyle and his mental elf problems.

Yeah, fuck off wanker…..do you think we were born yesterday?

Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

Oh lawdy lawdy. Ol’ Caterpillar Eyebrows is back, to irritate us once more with another book on the Royal Family.

Yes, the Sussexes’ Arsewiper-In-Chief has written the *sniff* eagerly awaited new bombshell tome ‘Endgame’. Apparently (and with ‘unique insight’), this will offer ‘a penetrating investigation into the parlous state of the Royal Family’, exposing ‘the disfunction and distrust at the heart of the British monarchy’.

Well fancy that. I imagine that confidants of the Royals have been just falling over themselves to pass on the ‘exclusive revelations’ promised by Scoobie Doo. No doubt Hazbeen and Migraine will also have slipped the wax-faxed cunt a few bits of damaging detail as part of their on-going p.r. war with the Windsors; throw in a heap of speculation and scurrilous tittle-tattle to stir the pot, and Scooby will think he’s got himself a money-making blockbuster. Money, of course, being what this is all about.

Since the Royals will surely apply their ‘never complain, never explain’ policy, we’ll probably never know the actual bottom line regarding any assertions Scobie is seen to make once the book has hit the shelves. I’ll add that I don’t really care all that much one way or the other, having long regarded the Royal circus, and the Markles in particular, as a terrific source of public entertainment.

What I do despise however is another attempt by this creepy little shitweasel to fund his latest round of Botox with a cynical cash-in against an opponent he knows won’t retaliate. Still, I’m sure that the cowardly lap-dog’s mistress will be well pleased, and throw him another bone.

Waterstones Link.

‘Endgame’ by Rabid Scabies; soon to be available at a remainder store or charity shop near you.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Carol fucking Vaudermask needs another cunting, this plastic hussey who feels the need to post everything online from how many guys she,s fucking to how beautiful she considers herself everytime she gets desperate for some attention or validation.

Now this enhanced plastic skank has gone public with her important news that she has contracted Covid, same as half the fucking world has, the symptoms are a drippy nose and an excuse for the media whore to spend even more time in bed, no doubt with one of the 5 boyfriends to blow the dust off her butchers bin of a snatch.

But thats not all, this fuck knuckle is requesting all her fans send her flowers, her audience of geriatrics and unemployed who have time for daytime tv and life insurance ads, you know the people on the bones of their arses are now expected to send this lop eyed tramp a bunch of get well soon flowers.

The sad thing is this deranged loon isnt going to get well anytime soon unless she pulls her head out of her own arse and has a serious check up from the neck up.
never ceases to amaze me how entitled these petty legends in their own minds are…..what a cunt, dog shit through the letter box is all she would ever get from me…

Wales Online Link.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Surgically enhanced by Lord Helpus:

Vorderman is the biggest advertising whore ever. She will plug anything that will earn a few quid. She has zero credibility and integrity and quite why companies continue to employ her to promote their services is a mystery. What audience are they targeting – the terminally naive, stupid, pre-dementia?

Back in the day we might have admired her brain and body but those days are long gone and what is left is an egotistical, money-grubbing, disgusting and devious old witch. I second this nom.

Z-list celebrities turned lifestyle gurus or life coaches.

Seems like every minor celebrity has some sort of self help book out now or feels qualified to purport to be a lifestyle guru.

?Stacey Solomon and her husband Beeker from the Muppet Show telling people how to live their lives (bit rich really).
?Cameron Diaz has a book
?Russell Brand has a couple of books and is now trying to pass himself of as a sort of new age spiritual soothsayer
?Gwyneth Paltrow has her ‘goop’ and dodgy candles
?Kate Hudson
?British TV presenter/squawker Fearne Cotton
?The Spare/Heir

What credentials do they have apart from some of them having battled their own demons?

None.

Being famous isn’t the equivalent of a PhD in Psychology as far as I’m aware.

(also Lauren Graham who was my MILF fantasy back in 2004/5 has one, but I won’t talk about that…ahem) Lauren Graham Pic.

Fearne Cotton (will anyone get the horn or ‘rise’ to the occasion) Amazon Link.

Stacey Solomon (now has the wisdom of her namesake perhaps/perhaps not) Good Reads Link.

NY Post Link. (Additional link provided by General Cuntster)

Nominated by : Harold