The wife and I were at Asda earlier, and on the way in, had the misfortune to be behind what the missus referred to as ‘a couple of right jakeys’ (neds, scratters).

Picture this. What passed for the female half of the duo was regaled in a lime green top (again, what the good lady referred to as a ‘cami top’), which revealed rippling love handles and a considerable amount of black bra. Her lower half was clad in a pair of ultra tight leggings which could barely contain an arse like a couple of melons. Class.

What really made me piss myself laughing however was the fashion statement by what I assume was the apparition’s other half. This cunt was swaggering along doing a great scatter strut, with his not-too-pristine grey track suit bottoms barely hanging around his hips.

I can only assume that the purpose of this gravity-defying display was to show the world that he was wearing a pair of Calvin Klein drawers, because I can’t fathom why anyone would otherwise make such a cunt of themselves by walking around like this.

I understand that this odd practice is referred to as ‘sagging’, and originated within the US prison system, as a means of marking some poor sod out as somebody’s bitch. Consequently, why anyone would voluntarily walk around looking like this is an absolute mystery to me. It truly is a bizarre world.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

I would like to cunt the vocal non entities who are demanding that HS2 continues its consumption of vast sums of taxpayer money to Manchester.

The plain truth is that the ludicrous venture should never have been started and yet after a decade a bill which is three times the original we have people urging the PM to continue with this folly.

The Tory Mayor of the West Midlands (no, I didn’t know that there was one either) , Andy Street, says that it would be ‘cancelling the future whilst Andy Burnham says that scrapping the line would damage Britain’s international reputation.

The current cost is in excess of £2,000 per U.K. resident. Put in such blunt terms how can any sane person support HS2?

Admin, I would like to thank the member of IsAC who provides the appropriate link.(Lazy cunt – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Guzziguy

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Katie fucking Price again,

this fucktard is up in arms about having a £15k leccy bill, she has highlighted that she shouldnt have to pay because she is bankrupt, so im thinking thats just some other fucker she isnt going to pay, to ad to all the other people she will never pay, honestly this bitch must be half pie key or something, the only purse she ever gets out is her rancid pigs ear purse.

How the fuck do you run up a £15k electric bill even in this day and age, she must have Harvey running around turning everything on all the time, or more than likely its just the fact that as usual she dosnt give a fuck and hasnt for years and now its caught her up, how much of a pleb do you need to be to allow this kind of shit to happen,

get a grip on reality you dozy tart, your not royalty and you have to be responsible for your leccy bill ya cunt….

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Nominated by Fuglyucker.

In my humble opinion, journalist Ava Santina is showing herself to be a bit of a cunt.

By now we’ve all heard of the allegations of sexual misconduct against Russell Brand, made anonymously (so far) by a number of women. Is Brand guilty, or as pure as driven snow? Well we don’t know, and neither are we likely to until a proper investigation has been completed by the police according to legal process.

One thing we can be sure of however is the presumption of innocence for an accused person until that person has been proven to be guilty by process of law. It’s a principle enshrined in our very way of life.

Sadly not everyone appears to hold to this. Take Ava Santina for example, who appears to hold to the view that accusers in such cases as Brand’s should automatically be believed, even when they are just that, accusers. According to Santina, ‘no business does any woman have coming out now saying that these women should not be believed’. In other words, Brand should be considered guilty until proven innocent.

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Have wimminz like Santina learned nothing from the likes of the Cliff Richard ‘Operation Yewtree’ saga? Has she learned nothing from the examples of Amber Heard and Carl Beech? Here she is, defending the indefensible in the case of fantasist accuser Eleanor Williams, who she believes should not have been sent to prison for her vile accusations against an innocent man because she’s ‘unwell’;

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Get this Ava. You cannot AUTOMATICALLY accept that anything said by an accuser is the truth. Of course they must be listened to, but their claims must be subjected to rigorous scrutiny. In any situation, there are two sides to every story, and to believe otherwise is either naive or dogmatic in the extreme.

The truth will out in Russell’s case. In the meantime, the extremely irritating and sanctimonious Santina needs to get off her hobby horse and remove the stick from up her arse, because she’s making herself look like a real zealot. That’s another word for cunt, by the way.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

I find the whole thing unbelievable.

I’m sure the people shown on the programme are professional actors being paid for doing that for which they have trained. For those who have not seen it the premise is that several cameras are set up in the consulting rooms in a GP surgery and the consultations, examinations and sometimes minor procedures are recorded for broadcast on television.

Nothing intimate is broadcast but you do see the patients relating their often intimate and embarrassing problems in all their gory detail and frequently how distressed they are. This evening we saw a young man whose foreskin was stuck half way up his bell end. I can’t believe it. I try to imagine if it was me. The idea that my face would be on television for the neighbours to see!

“Hey Gladys, Arfur next door has just been on the telly. He’s got a problem with his foreskin you know.”

No, I’m sorry. I just can’t get my head round it. Link here.

https://bjgp.org/content/64/625/412

Nominated by : arfurbrain