Currys are cunts.

There is a new Currys ad where both men and women have beards.Long beards as well, the cunts.

Not only is my blood boiling about the beards but I can’t find it with a simple Google search which suggests it may be being held back.

Normally they release these pieces of bollocks before or at the same time of release. If anyone sees this, please let me know of a link. I’ve recorded it ‘for posterity’ so that when they get me, it will be there.

Currys YouTube

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Helpful link supplied by: Dickie Dribbler

And seconded by: Hard Brexit Cunt

I’ll second your nomination.
Every time one of their adverts appears on TV, I have to press the mute button to avoid listening to the thick parking stanley who is narrating them.

Richard Howson (former CEO of Carillion)

Okay, so this nom isn’t all that sexy, or even interesting to be perfectly honest, but here goes.

Howson was the CEO of Carillion – a construction company – between 2011 and the company’s demise in 2017 before going into full liquidation in early 2018 owing creditors shitloads of money it never had.

Under his watch he has been accused of falsifying, misleading, lying, fiddling – whatever you want to call it – of fucking about with the company accounts during his term of office.

The Insolvency Service (acting on behalf of the Secretary of State for Business and Trade), investigated the company’s demise and concluded that Howson should be banned from being a director for 8 years!

Now what I find particularly galling is that not only did he fuck over his creditors (who will see next to nothing of getting their money back), but this cunt basically defrauded everyone connected with the company both internally and externally and yet only ends up with some stupid ban!

And yet in the real world if you don’t pay your TV licence, or pay a fine, or try to defraud HMRC or the Benefits people, you could face a prison sentence. So WTF isn’t this shithead facing a few years behind bars?

Moreover, how is it fair for companies deep in debt to go into voluntary liquidation and have their debts wiped from the slate and the CEOs and directors can walk away facing only a short-term ban but still have some of those “missing millions” stashed away in some off-shore account!

Perhaps members of ISAC should become directors of some made-up construction company called Cuntrillion, fool customers into handing over shedloads of money, pretend we’ll do some work, and then call in the administrators, but not before redirecting all that cash to some off-shore bank in the Cayman Islands.The worst that could happen is a ban from being a director. But think of all that lovely money!

Anyway, Howson is a complete cunt, but will be laughing all the way to the bank at such a trivial “sentence”

Business Desk

Nominated by: Technocunt

Additional Link provided by: Komodo

Wiki Link

You will have seen these thespian bellends are playing up again. It’s about fucking time these cunts are given a fucking good shoeing off the people they are pissing off on a too frequent basis.

The Zoe Cohen tart was on Sky giving it large on how many kids are going to die, and why aren’t you protesting to the interviewer.

Zoe people are struggling to make a fucking living while your fellow arseholes are making them late for other more important things to fucking do.

The courts should make the fines large and eye wateringly painful financially. It’s the only way these cunts will get the message.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Cunts who turn up on my front door to ask for my money or my vote when I’m trying to relax, need executing.

Sorry no link admin, as this is a general life experience cunting.

Charity cunts. Political cunts who only want to talk to you at voting time. Sales cunts. Listen, you cunt, if I was going to spend 10 grand on a new kitchen, I wouldn’t organise it with some random twat who knocked on my door. And disturbed me in rare moment of peace and quiet.

No, I suggest a new law to the house. No knocking on doors for charities, sales cunts and yes, politicians. I am no longer polite to any of these cunts. They all get told to ‘fuck off’ and get a door slam.

Leave me alone you cunts!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

Amazon

Helpful link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler

Not exactly a new theme this one, but I refer cunters to the issue of wimminz and football once again.

Consider Alyson Rudd, former player with Leyton Orient Ladies, qualified coach, referee and football journalist. So Alyson must be about as knowledgeable as it’s possible to be about the beautiful game..

Writing a preview of the forthcoming Sheffield United v Newcastle United Premiership match on 24th September, Alyson gave us this insightful gem:

‘Heckingbottom’s side ought to be able to trouble and annoy Newcastle United in today’s match at Bramall Lane.’

Furthermore:

‘…he is blessed to have hard-working players capable of decent levels of defensive organisation to prevent leaking too many goals.’

The game ended Sheffield United 0 Newcastle United 8.

Hey Alyson, stick to your knitting pet.

The Times

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt