Couldn’t find a link for this, so maybe one of you guys may be able to chip in,

I would like to nominate the makers of Not Foodle, sorry Pot Noodle and their horrendous adverts and of course product.

Just saw an advert with some slag sucking up a whole pot of the boiled powder and toe nail clipping that make up a pot of this shit and there is a whole shock and awe ad campaign coming our way apparently.

So the way I see it, Not Foodle is for slags, fags, tramps and scrotes going from their ads, honestly what kind of message does this send to kids ffs.

So Nott Foodle you are cunts, your advert makers are cunts and the cheap nasty people who exist eating this shit are usually cunts.

Honestly cut out the middle man and just pour it strait down the fucking toilet, there is probably better health benefits in the fucking plastic pot it comes in….

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

With supporting link courtesy of Jeezum Priest

Have you heard about the strange, not to say alarming, case of one Linzi Smith? If not, allow me to elaborate.

Linzi is a die-hard Noocassel fan who’s been banned from attending Magpies’ games, for the ‘crime’ of expressing views that don’t align with current gender orthodoxy. She has posted online of her belief in the reality of biological sex, making comments such as ‘here’s your daily reminder that transwomen are men’.

As a result of stating such an heretical opinion, Linzi has been told by NUFC that her presence at St James’s Park is no longer welcome. Now you might think that this was bad enough, but on appealing the decision, the club responded by presenting documents which included a report on Linzi by the so-called ‘Stadium Stasi’ aka the Premier League’s ‘Intelligence Unit’. This featured a mass of personal detail which had been collected by them. It transpired that she’d also been referred to the scuffers, although they concluded that she’d done nothing wrong.

Now hold up. Just what the fuck is going on here? This woman isn’t some violent yobbo with a record of trouble-making at matches. What business is it of NUFC if she has an opinion on the transgender issue? And just who, and what, is this PL unit, to go about invading her privacy? How many other people might this jumped up petty Gestapo currently be treating in the same way?

People used to tell me that this was a free country. This would be worthy of a Monty Python sketch- ‘nobody expects the PL Intelligence Unit!’- if the implications weren’t so sinister. Seems to me that the rozzers are to investigate anybody, it should be the activities of these cunts.

Altogether now. ‘Shite and you know it, you’re just shite and you know it’.

Newcastle United Fan Banned From Going to Games Until 2026 Over Gender-Critical Posts After Being Investigated by the ‘Stadium Stasi’

PS Newcastle is, of course, owned by those staunch defenders of tranny rights the Saudis.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 
and the pernicious ‘genocide’ accusations at the ICJ are a pile of cunt.

Let’s look at SA’s reaction to real genocides, many of which took place in, you guessed it, Africa:

Rwanda 1994, 800,000 dead in three months – SA reaction silence

Syrian civil war, hundreds of thousands dead, including their precious palestinians, courtesy of Syrian helicopters dropping barrel bombs on them, plus mustard gas usage – SA reaction silence

Yemen civil war and Saudia Arabia bombing them back to the stone age, mind you that could be an improvement for that flyblown shithole. Thousands dead or in the grip of disease and famine, according to the aid adverts on tv.
SA reaction silence

Sudan 2003 and ongoing, about 250,000 killed by Arab janjaweed milita in Darfur.
SA reaction – gave refuge to one of the chief perpetrators, not sure who, but some barbaric savage anyway and they refused to hand him over when the ICJ issued an arrest warrant.

So, fuck off South Africa, put your own shitty house in order, sort out your rampant corruption, daily murders, rapes, robberies etc and get off your high horse, or better still, keep on it and fuck off into the sunset, never to be heard from again.

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Nominated by mystic maven.

(Another late night out on the piss, allegedly – Day Admin)

Yet another abomination – a fuckwit who only Labour could find crawling about under a stone. This silly bitch thinks that the DEAD should be able to change their sex!

What the fuck does it matter then? As Louis Armstrong once said “when you’re dead, everything’s wrong with you”

Unless Eddie Izzard is thinking of kicking the bucket soon, what is the bloody point of this ridiculous idea?.

How many more fucking daft wimminz are Labour going to inflict on the pubic. That said, she doesn’t look as bad as some of the miserable old boilers.I am sure if he were still alive George Brown would have given her a good fucking.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Wot, again? Is there no end to the perfidy of these cunts? Apparently not. Auntie’s had her drawers pulled down again in another ‘cover-up’ scandal.

Cunters will recall the furore over Martin Bashir’s now infamous ‘three in the bed’ interview with Princess Diana. After rumblings about Bazza using nefarious methods to set things up, the Dyson Report concluded in 2021 that faked documents had indeed been used to persuade Doe Eyes to take part in the interview, and that the Beeb had tried to cover this up. The report could not specify who had ordered the cover-up, only concluding that it must have been someone in ‘senior management’.

In an attempt to get to the bottom of matters, investigator Andrew Webb has been pursuing Auntie to release information which could shed some light into this sleazy saga. After having its arm twisted by the courts, thousands of documents were finally released, only for Webb to find that in its arrogance, the Beeb had heavily redacted much of the material on the grounds of ‘irrelevance’. Back to court then, by the look of it.

Do these arseholes never learn? The BBC is a public funded institution, once the pride of the nation, which likes to boast of its transparency and accountability. Yet when push comes to shove, it’s ‘Savile’s Travels’ again; more obfuscation and dissembling. Sooner or later all the shit on this is going to hit the fan. Ducking and diving and back-covering only prolongs matters and ultimately makes the damage worse. When you’re in a hole the first rule is to stop digging. Just ‘fess up and be done with it.

In 2024 a state funded broadcaster is an anachronism. The Tories were supposed to be going to ‘do something’ about Auntie’s funding, but then the Tories were going to ‘do something’ about a lot of things. Looks like we’re stuck with this bloated, soiled, discredited beast for the foreseeable.

The BBC; Big Bunch of Cunts.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee