The Forthcoming Tributes to Piers Morgan… are a cunt.

Piers Morgan is about die of Covid. (not really – Day Admin)

I’ll be fucking amazed if he pulls through. He’s gibbering on Twitter about it and this megalomania makes it seem like he’s okay… but he isn’t. Hence… being in hospital.

No link. Go look at the cunt’s face on Twitter. His immune system is fucked, he has AIDS-lite, basically, (allegedly.)

Tributes will come to this ghoul, this seeker of attention even if it means defaming people, ruining them, spying on them, hacking their minds and souls.

And that… will be a cunt… at Christmas. A great singer dying, like Dean Martin is good at this time of year, we can play their music and get sentimental. But dead Piers Morgan means repeats of his vile moments. An epic cunt soon to be spirited away. The cunt will try to interview Sinatra and will get lamped, hopefully.

Evening Standard

Nominated by: BrokenBiscuitsBritain

Sad Dick Khan is a cunt. But so is the postal vote system which is heavily used by labour supporters

The Guardian

This report is from 2005 but I can’t see the trend, ( nearly half of all postal votes are “for labour, 44% and only a quarter for the Tories, 26 %” Source the Guardian!!) reversing anytime ever.

Why might this be? Well me being a cynic might suggest that many of Khan’s supporters don’t speaky the English so have helpers to collect and post their votes for them..Hmmmm which demographic might these people come from one wonders.

I’ll leave that one for your thoughts fellow cunters.

Now this cunt is raising council taxes in Londonstan by around £40.. And you know what I bet he walks it in May. You see I reckon many of his army of voters will be on Benefits which will ensure that many won’t even pay any council tax.

GBNews

Tough getting a job when you don’t speak the language. Or like to/have to stay home indoors!

Quora

I really struggle to think of many politicians that are loathed like this fucker, yet I will be placing a bet on him winning again.

How terribly odd, strange and worrying. Postal votes demographic Pah.

Britain is well and truly fucked up the arse..

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

A David and Goliath cunting for big business, Scottish Power.

John had a new heating system installed that was supposed to be more energy efficient, so the 77 year old was somewhat shocked when his bill increased form £70/80 to £260 even though his usage was the same.

He complained and was ignored, he voiced concerns that the meter was faulty, and was ignored.

So he went to the Ombudsman, with the help of a neighbour. A Scottish Power representative visited, and what do you know?

John’s old meters weren’t compatible with the new heating system, smart meters have been installed, and everything in the garden is lovely..

Except it wasn’t and this is where the counting comes in.

The Ombudsman ordered Scottish Power to pay John £400 compensation and refund £2.5k overpayment. The despicable cunts appealed, but hurrah for John, the appeal has been dismissed.

Glasgow Live

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Before Gove bans all criticism of our nation’s institutions (a tacit admission of how fucked this country is, perhaps?), i would like to nominate the DWP, or DWWPWP (Don’t Worry, White People Will Pay).

Seems as though a decade after sending the disabled to their doom during the recession, the DWP are in crisis, understaffed through the sheer malice the staff are being told to demonstrate, leaving to depression, sickness and resignations. in Oxford’s own jobcentre 15 out of 23 staff quit in year, unable to cope with a sudden surge in cases. (That’s Oxford, not Middlesbrough, Southend or Newport.)

What is it that is causing this crisis with our social security apparatus? The left claim its cuts and staff wages falling far behind the cost of living?

Perhaps its the general increase in ailments due to lockdown and recurrent respiratory infections and excess heart problems across society?

Perhaps it’s – i don’t know – boats and those carried in them?

Disability News

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Emergency cunting, Admin!

At time of writing (24/12/23) I haven’t a clue who’s on that list, and to be honest I don’t want to know. But whoever is on there it will cause a great deal of annoyance, anger and negative comments from most everyone in this country.

I expect  the usual vacuous showbiz celebs will definitely be in there with a few OBEs here MBEs there and the odd knighthood for a cunt who has spent his/her life doing his job and nothing more, (and getting paid handsomely for it), but for some reason is now deserving of a gong.

Then they’ll be those politicians and faceless unaccountable civil servants – both of whom get rewarded with gongs just for doing their jobs as well (quite often very badly in fact.)

Add to that the sportspeople and other high-end cunts most of whom you’ve never heard of.

And then you get the token gesture awards the plebs, most of whom have gone the extra mile, made great sacrifices, generated lots of money for good causes for 30 or 40 years, but only ever end up with an MBE at most!

There will the be usual calls to have this farce cancelled. But too many vested interests will want it retained. But its still a bloody pisser though, especially when they hand out gongs across the inclusion and diversity arena:-

“Congratulations, Mr Abdul Mohammed CuntyCunt. Here’s a knighthood for services to dinghy riders, kiddy fiddling, hand grenades, AK47s and C4s”

Note to Admin: depending on when (or if) this nom is published, would it be possible to add a news link when the NY Honours are made official?

Bbc news

BBC News 2

Nominated by Technocunt.