This is real, this is clown world so get honking guys ‘n gals.

This outfit, that oversees a group of major hospitals, one of which is a children’s hospital has proudly announced male ‘Chest milk’ to be no different to female and perfectly safe for feeding infants. Despite the fact that the drug used to induce lactation in males (yes, you heard that bit right) has not been intended to be used for this purpose by the manufacturers due to the fact that it can cause heart issues in newborns.

Let’s feed it to newborns then.

Despite the fact that a male is not a female and never will be in a natural world with the myriad mental ‘elf isshoos suffered by these mentalist, twisted fucks who insist on pronoun psychosis and flip out if not recognised for what they think they are.

What kind of rainbow fuckery are our health institutions turning to in the name of diversity

The link given here also contains a link to the Telegraph article but that is behind a paywall, nevertheless, enough retardation is evident for cunters to get the sorry gist of the matter.

Read it and weep.

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Nominated by: Pooter

And seconded by: Balsamic Dave

There’s an excellent article in the Spectator today about this (albeit again behind a paywall) – pointing out that none of this is actually borne out by science, and, worse, the drug used to induce male lactation, Domperidone, has not been established as safe – and is in fact not licensed in America because it is linked to causing heart problems.

So basically these bastards are putting the rights of a deranged pervert to feed babies potentially life-threatening poison over the right of a baby to a basic guarantee of nutritional safety. Unkle T needs to set the oven to full blast.

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And then there’s this from Cuntamus Prime

A cunting for the bungling incompetence of University Hospitals Sussex NHS trust for not keeping their records up to date, with no record of my last visit to a hospital department, no record of any clinical decisions made, no scan results on my file, and an afternoon wasted, a consultant i’d never met embarrassed by not having anything to refer back to. Now a new appointment must be organised and clinical letters found from within the ‘system’, or typed up six months after the event.

However this failure is not a new development, but the latest in a series, as the same trust bungled my biopsy back in September. I’d informed the department i was on medication that might affect the procedure but it never reached the consultant due to carry it out.

Family and their friends have also experienced similar mishaps since Covid. The art of communicating clinically important information seems unimportant to the slobs posing as medical secretaries, receptionists and pen-pushers and paper shufflers whose job it is to keep the ‘system’ updated.

That’s when they aren’t getting those systems confused: two different systems for blood testing in the same trust, for example.

To quote John Hurt in Contact, ‘first rule of government spending; why have just the one when you can have two for twice the price’.

These NHS bureaucrats and apparatchiks are too busy being gobshites on Facecunt, trying to convince themselves that working for the ‘NHS family’ makes them as important as a consultant, liking everything they can related to their Trust on LinkedIn – ‘Losers Reunited -slurping overpriced coffee and ingesting acres of flapjack and chocolate brownie. Four-eyed, moon-faced lanyard wearing sacks of biowaste who should deposit themselves in the nearest yellow wheelie bin and get pushed to the incinerator.

What a load of rancid shit.

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So okay, let me reach out to all you fellow cunters. I know that in the grand scheme of things, it’s a trivial cunting at the end of the day. But like, the use of the term ‘bombshell’ boils my piss, and I so mean literally boils my piss dude.

For example, ‘Prince Harry’s “bombshell” memoir. Or Prince Andrew’s ‘bombshell’ interview. Oh hang on; that interview wasn’t a ‘bombshell’, it was a ‘car crash’ (or a ‘dumpster fire’, for the benefit of our American friends).

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One of these days you’re going to pick up your copy of ‘The Metro’ to see the headline ‘Knee’s “Bombshell” Fury’ splashed across the front page. Or maybe they’ll go for ‘ Pensioner Grandad Ron’s “Bombshell” Shock’ , to add a bit of personal interest. It’ll be a ‘bombshell’ outrage either way.

Anyhow, I’m really offended, and think that THEY should apologise; step up to the plate, know what I mean? I’m going to get a gin and tonic, see if I can’t chillax a bit.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Now then chaps a challenging wank bank picture for you this morning. C.A.

Piles. Chalfonts. Farmers. Plymouths. Nurembergs. are cunts.

Around five years ago, I had a nasty bout of gastroenteritis in Eastern Europe. I ended up blowing my back doors out and giving myself a robust case of piles.

It turns out they didn’t drop off, so I’ve ended up with a ringpiece that resembles the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

Anyway, I’ve finally surrendered to years of constant itchy arse, suppositories and weapons-grade Roid Raider cream. Next month, The good ol’ NHS will be cutting the spiteful little cunts off.

However, I’m fucking terrified. I have an embarrassingly low pain threshold, and a pal of mine who had his farmers lopped off said it was like sitting on a hornet’s next for about a month after.

The only benefit I can see here is a liquid diet after the op for a fortnight as I am a bit fat. The GP didn’t find it funny when I suggested a “Farmhouse Cider Cleanse” to really flush my system.

Have any of you fellow cunters suffered with the dreaded Arse Grapes of Wrath or even had them off?

Let me know.

Nominated by Cuntis_cuntis.

are cunts.

For giving in to pressure from a small minority, who are offended by the logo, as it might affect children.

The original Tate and Lyle logo is of a rotting lion carcass, with bees hovering round it.

Hands up, anyone, who knew that.
Also, that it represents a Biblical story featuring Samson?

I can see a Bud moment coming on.

Link to follow, apologies.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

And Jack The Cunter is of the same mind with this observation

Tate and Lyle are cunts. The oldest brand logo in the world is to get a ‘ makeover ‘. To ‘ refresh the brand’s legacy to appeal to a 21st century audience.

We’re talking about Lyle’s Golden Syrup here, a favourite of mine since childhood.
Everyone is familiar with the green and gold tin, depicting a dead lion with bees swarming around it.

It bears the legend ‘ Out of the strong came forth sweetness ‘.

This is where the problem lies. Abram Lyle ( not Abraham, as quoted in the link ) was a staunch Christian and used the Bible story of Samson killing a lion as the inspiration for the logo.

Now we all know that anything Christian, Victorian and transatlantic slave trade associated, is horribly racist and hurty to any non white’s and other faith’s, so some fucking wet wipe at Tate and Lyle has decided to jump the gun and fuck the nasty Christian linked lion off, before some limp wristed , woke twat starts pointing the finger. After all, we mustn’t upset the dark keys or peacefuls.

Tate and Lyle say the original logo will stay on the ‘ Heritage Tin ‘ but don’t say how long that tin will stay in production.
What a bunch of cunts.
Is nothing fucking sacred ?

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is a cunt.

Students at this prestigious hub of learning are aghast and suffering mental trauma at the inherent racism of this seat of learning upon the announcement of the axing of the ‘African history’ course.
A quote if you please:

“The legal firm Leigh Day now has now initiated legal action on behalf of a group of 14 students who were either studying on the course or conducting PhD research and who allege that they have suffered discrimination and breach of contract because of the decision.”

Now, I’m of a mind to suggest that the best colleges to study African history would ideally be in one of the great African cities, would that not be appropriate and relevant ? After all, to offer such studies in anything other than an African University would surely be a most reprehensible act of Cultural appropriation otherwise ?
Having wasted over half a million quid on this pile of virtue signalling wank and the obvious stifling of 14, yes, 14 students careers it would seem that that’s an opportunity for more ‘gibs’ and reparations.
I mean, who needs STEM graduates when you’re a self-styled expert on mud huts, washing in cows piss and chucking missionaries in cauldrons anyway.
14 so called students, is this what it’s come to ?
All hail St George of fried chicken and watermelon.

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