Click bait! Gottcha!

This isn’t actually about provable voter fraud.

But let’s have a vote early, vote often and vote by mail Cunting for the City of Chicago anyway.

We’ve seen actual cases of voter fraud in corrupt places like Bridgeport, Connecticut and Atlantic City, New Jersey. But now let’s look at the Granddaddy of voter fraud…Chicago, Illinois.

On March 19 a primary election was held in the state of Illinois. One of the races to be decided was the Cook County State’s Attorney race. The State’s Attorney is the chief prosecutor or law enforcement officer in the county. Chicago is just one of the municipalities that make up Cook County.

The official results race between 2 Democratic hacks was announced and a little more than 2000 votes decided the winner. However, neither candidate declared victory nor conceded defeat.

Why? Because this is Chicago where it is said that Al Capone coined the phrase, “Vote Early and vote often.” and in the post Covid era Democrats have added, vote by mail.

One week after the election, the Chicago Board of Elections announced that in its haste to inform the public, they left out 10,000 votes that arrived by mail on Election day. Hey, no big deal…things happen.

Obviously in a race as close as 2000 votes an additional 10,000 will be critical in deciding who wins.

Or will it?

The Chicago Board of Elections in its statement wanted to make sure the public understood that aside from these ballots “…there will be additional results coming in, both large and small through the next week.”

Nothing to see here. No voter fraud. It’s just the Democratic process playing out.

So remember citizens, do your civic duty. Vote Early, vote often and vote by mail.
When the people who count the ballots decide who the next State’s Attorney will be, they’ll let you know.

Newsmax

Nominated by: General Cuntster

TW is currently almost £20bn in debt and is one of the worst water supplier companies in the country. As a consequence the company is close to going into liquidation and its investors refuse to bail it out with an injection of £500m.

Instead TW has demanded domestic water bills should be increased by almost 40% and that fines for massive sewage spills should be radically reduced, while also insisting that dividends should be continually paid to its investors and stockholders!

The watchdog, OFWAT, monitors the performance of all UK water suppliers, but has refused to backdown on the TW demands of raising water bills by 40% (from an average of £436 to £609).

If this stand-off persists there is every chance the company will be renationalised to the tune of £5bn being paid out to owners and investors of the company, courtesy of the Taxpayer.

In other words, the investors of TW want it both ways – either raise domestic bills or let the Taxpayer foot the sell-off while they themselves cream even more money from the debt pile before walking away from the disaster they started!

And an extra cunting for OFWAT, who should have seen this coming right from the very moment these investors took over TW and created a debt pile they knew they couldn’t make good.

As always, its the taxpayer or the local consumer who will face the big bill, while private equity companies grab the dividends, fuck off and nothing is said!

Telegraph

Nominated by: Technocunt

Here’s a nom I really need Techno to wade in, with insights. (Check out his nom -Day Admin Digital Voice )

Right, by next year the old style landline network is going to be switched off, in favour of voice over Internet protocol ( VOIP).

OK, but what about telemetry?

What’s that? It’s security alarms, personal alarms for vulnerable people, home dialysis equipment that uses telemetry to adjust delivery, and multiple other uses.

Apparently, some devices will still work, as long as they have power.
Praying for there not to be a power cut, but buying a power pack, genny anyway.

Log cabin in the woods, anyone?

Age UK

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

You’ve probably never heard of Councillor Rebecca Knox. Why would you have heard of her?

Anyway, the Councillor, who is head of the Dorset And Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Authority, recently claimed her fifteen seconds or so of fame when being questioned by the Home Affairs Select Committee.

In so doing, Knox stated that the Authority was ‘institutionally racist’, which seems to be the fashionable thing to say these days. However when challenged to offer up some evidence of this by Lee ‘British Bulldog’ Anderson MP, she was reduced to mumbling incoherence, stating that ‘I’ll *mutter splutter* have to er get back um to you on that’.

Perhaps there is discrimination within the Authority, perhaps there isn’t; I don’t know. But neither it seems does Knox, who appears to have gone in for for a bit of box-ticking by rote without having any real grasp of the situation. Not a good look to offer up in front of a Parliamentary Committee.

I’ve no idea how long Knox has held this position, maybe she’s still trying to find her feet. If that’s the case, she should start by looking in her mouth.

ITV News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Olivia Colman is a cunt.

This overrated luvvie has ‘made it’ as they say, but she still isn’t satisfied. But, as Basil Fawlty said, people like her never are.

Apart from her tiresome woke posturing and virtue signaling. She won’t upset our dark or gay friends, dear me no. But she’ll put the boot into men like a shot.

Her latest carping is about how she’d be paid more if she was a man. The latest shite from her infinite gob is ‘If I was Olivier and not Olivia, I’d get paid more money’.

Only thing is she’s not Olivier, she isn’t anywhere near him. The old fruit could act her off the screen.

Colman has got more money then most people will ever see. She also has no worries about bills, housing or anything like that. So, either she’s a greedy moneygrubbing cunt (more then likely), or it’s just an excuse for rampant misandry and putting men (white men, of course) in the stocks. Probably both.

But she’s always whining and yaddering on about something, like a female Lineker. Just shut up for a change, horseface.

BBC News

Nominated by: Norman

and Barry zuckercunt is of the same opinion with this…

A shake of the collection tin for poor Olivia Coleman..

This moderately talented dress up artist, has been moaning that if she was called oliver she would be paid a lot more..

Always a good look in a time when average people are feeling the pinch.

So im sorry Olive oyl that you had to make do with only a couple of million pounds a film.

Maybe you can use your wealth and privilege to call for better pay and conditions for people in more lowly jobs?
Instead you only think of yourself you entitled luvvie.

So fuck you olive, the last decent thing you was in, was peep show..