PCSO’s



PCSO’s, each and every one of them is a pretend police officer, 
you can’t film me, argue with me, 
photograph me as I make the fucking law up as I go along, 
spend all day fucking about, quote the fucking rules 
and piss the public off uber fucking cunt. 

Scrap the lot of them, the cunts.


Nominated by Paul Goddard

Ban Ki Moon



Ban Ki Moon is a twat of a UN-paid quangocrat, 
whining that the world isn’t doing enough to help the space-raced, 
nuclear-armed, £64 million better-off thanks to the UK Government Pakistanis, 
when the Pakistanis are intent on killing every 
fucker in the western world, 
up-on-his-soapbox, not of the real world cunt.