Yahoo News.

Once again an example where two completely seemingly innocuous words, when put together to mean something straightforward gets misinterpreted in a completely over-the-top fashion, and, when a member of a certain demographic complains, the company in question (in this case Sainsbury’s) back down immediately no questions asked with their heads down low (and their knees to the floor?). The offending product is “Grey Reinforced Knee Grow Hem Woven Trousers, 2 pack for children of 7 years of age”. That is Knee as in a person’s knee, and grow as in the trousers will presumably grow/stretch with the child wearer. Neither a 7 year old kid or the average parent would see any specific double meaning in the title of that product. Unless your a cunt who actively looks for this shit just to complain about it of course.

Nominated by : Sir Motley Quim, OBE, CofE, MOD, VD.

Well it may have taken a lot of time and effort, but after an intensive international investigation, the long arm of the law finally reached out and felt the collar of fetid excresence Anjem Choudary.

Yes the infamous Islamist has been found guilty of terrorist offences after a trial at Woolwich Crown Court, meaning that the festering pustule could now be looking at a life sentence for his trouble.

And we all know what that means, don’t we? Banged up in one of HM’s prisons while his (no doubt) extended family rake in benefit money, all courtesy of the weary, hard-pressed taxpayer.

Mmm… there must be a quicker, more cost effective, not to say satisfying solution to this problem. If we could only figure out what it might be…

Met Police News.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

This Just Stop Oil activist was one of several people handed a four year custodial sentence for her part in causing immense disruption to the flow of traffic on the motorway in 2022.

MSN (Telegraph) Link.

I bet Roger Hallam assured the gullible muppet that, at worst, she’d get a fine and a suspended. Bet she shat her knickers when the judge handed down the sentence.

I’d like to buy that judge several drinks, well done!

Anyway, Cressida’s mother has gone bleating to the press that her poor little ewe lamb will miss her brothers wedding.

Oh dear, how sad, anyway…moving on to something more important now.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Seconded by : Sam Beau

I`d like to second this nom please and add another link re the JSO cretins who recently daubed a painting with soup and now face custodial sentences …

MSN Link.

But if only they had used a tin of Campbell`s soup as an homage to Andy Warhol it would have been gorgeously ironic. They never think these things through, do they.

NOTE: The Admin Team does not generate content. The nominations come exclusively from the cunter community. As such these are your nominations not ours. We’ve had a few ‘political unrest’ noms recently, but the goal posts do seem to move on an almost daily basis. Hence another one. Kudos for keeping it civil. Debate, disagree and trade facts but not personal insults. Fill yer boots.
The Admin Team.

Well here we go again. Our illustrious PM blames the recent civil unrest on ‘far right thuggery’

abcnews

Okay Sir Kier, I’ll grant you that there may be an element of that in play. But simply to continue blaming this nebulous ‘far right’ for the outrage sweeping Britain is naïve and disingenuous.

Don’t you get it? People are sick to the back teeth with mass immigration. They’re sick of stumping up £8 million a day to feed, clothe and house cunts who come from who knows where, while they struggle to pay their bills and get a doctor’s or hospital appointment.

There is a massive problem facing this country. The Tories dodged the bullet by the simple expedient of losing the election; what’s your excuse for failing to get to grips with it? It’s just ‘the far right’ causing trouble?

Well it seems that millions of ordinary, long-suffering British people have had enough of being labelled as ‘racists’, ‘fascists’ and ‘bigots’, because they’re sick of it. The ‘far right’ hare isn’t going to run any more,and you’ll just pour petrol on the flames.

But off you go on your hols Sir Keir; keep the stick up your arse and your head firmly buried in the sand. And don’t forget to take the knee to BLM rioters again before you go (oh sorry, I mean BLM ‘protestors’; wouldn’t want to be provocative, would we?).

Nominated by Ron Knee.

is a cunt, isn’t she.

Six-time Olympian toff was caught on secret video “training” her horses by whipping their legs. Not once or twice, but 24 times. How long has inbred bitch been allowed to do this?

Olympic cunt.

No, you’re not sorry and you’re probably not ashamed. You’re only sorry you were caught. Moreover, who’s the chuckling hayseed hee-haw hick filming it?

Fuck this contemptible, cuntington lowlife.

Daily Express

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous, seconded by Fuglyucker and a third helping from opinionated cunt below.

Seconded, I hope the toffee nosed cunt gets the same treatment as that slag Sarah fucking Mould, so now she can become a green wellie wearing doley, who cant get past the animal rights activists with whips camping in her driveway, I would like to see what she would think getting 24 lashes.
Well done whoever filmed that and put an end to this cock gobblers career…. What a cunt, stupid fucking sport anyway, horses and toffs poncing together, so hopefully it’s only going to be a hobbies horse this fuck knuckle can get close to any time soon….

A third opinion of this:-

Horses are among my favourite animals, and one of only a few I am categorically against using for meat. How dare that snobbish, stuck up, privileged cunt treat such a majestic creature so cruelly. Hopefully she gets banned for life and is made subject to the same treatment that she dished out.

Charlotte Dujardin apologists.

“B-b-but she’s only human! Everyone makes mistakes!”

“It was a simple error of judgement!”

“She didn’t harm the horse really.”

The horse would’ve barely felt it!”

‘She’s being tried by social media!

“Won’t someone think about her mental health?!”

Fuck off you absolute cunts. Whipping an animal TWENTY FOUR times is NOT a mistake. it is NOT an error of judgement. It is animal cruelty, and nothing less. Cruelty which the horse clearly felt judging by the amount of bucking in the video. She knew what she was doing, and she counted on being able to get away with it because of her status. This woman deserves no sympathy whatsoever. Fuck her mental elf. I hope she gets exactly the same treatment she gave that poor animal and then some.