Vince Cable [3]

What nasty, little weasel cunt Vince Cable is.
So today he thinks that Tories are ruthless, calculating and tribal. What a display of deep and abiding Cuntitude. Weasel Cunt Cable could not calculate that he could not afford university tutition fees before the last election and if the Tories are such nasty cunts why the fuck did he climb into bed with them. Because he is just another cunt of a politician who loves the sound of his own voice and who gets even more expenses as a cabinet minister.

Cuntitude drips from every pore of his body, the cunt.

Nominated by Peter

N-DUBZ

Q. What do you call a woman with two Cunts
A. N-DUBZ

That’s my nomination: the shit music making chav Cunts,
especially that stupid hat wearing King of Cunts Dappy, Nappy or whatever his stupid cunting name is!

Nominated by Youngwombat

Sarah Ferguson

Sarah “ToeSucker” Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah’s TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn’t send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century, is a cunt.

What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn’t invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world’s population. She’d probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?

Nominated by Blind Pugh