again. The gathering of the cunts.

Every year the same. Middle to upper class fuckwits congregate. To watch the usual garbage.

A has been rock relic way past their prime, but paid ridiculous money to creak out their ‘classics’. Macca. Fleetwood Mac, U2, Rolling Stones. That sort of thing.

Some crappy ‘guilty pleasure/novelty’ act. Past glories include Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter. And watching Lionel Richie or Diana Ross melt in 25 degree heat is not a nice thing.

Some overrated up themself current pop cunt. William Eilish or Lana Del Cunt Someone like that. And the snotty little cunt will turn up late. Won’t be able to finish their set, as they’ll break a fungernail or spaz out becuase they have tourettes or some other ‘illness’. Lardarse Capaldi sprimgs to mind.

Some uppity treeswinger cunt who revels in pimping, crime and violence. The crowd, of course, lap this up. And shout the ‘N’ word because it’s the most rebellious thing they will ever do.

The crowd of twats will be socialists for the day, and chant for Starmer, Corbyn and Greta the Mong.

All hosted by that complete cunt, Lauren Laverne.

Link here. Telling us about Glasto’s latest novelty antique riding a horse. Barrel well and truly scraped.

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Nominated by Norman. Addendum by Chuff Chugger.

if i may add to this cunting, the hypocritical cunts who are in the audience cheering and clapping people like Greta agreeing with her every word about global warming, recycling, plastic in water ways etc etc, yet leave all their shit behind.

they are all bandwagonners on the latest fad to look somehow cool, but dont actually believe the bollocks they seemingly agree with when in an audience.

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There’s no cunt like a deluded Welsh cunt.
And I speak as one.

”Wales should get £4bn HS2 compensation – Plaid Cymru”

Yes, for a railway that was all about Londoners going somewhere unpleasant but being home in time for artisanal sourdough hummus and avocado.

”Party leader Rhun ap Iorwerth called for “fair” funding for Wales and a £20 a week increase to child benefit in its manifesto for the general election.”

This party has Welsh independence at it’s core. But still wants handouts. £20 extra for chavs and immos.

”The party said it would oppose the renewal of the Trident nuclear weapons system, and called for the UK to re-enter the EU customs union.”

Wales safe from Putin then? And of course it’s odd how independence from the UK requires reliance on Brussels – see SNP.

Wales has been run into the ground by Labour since devolution (God bless Tony Blair) But this bunch of cunts show that perhaps it could be worse.

Let the Welshism begn.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

I have always been a good looking bastard.
Pulling top notch totty was never a problem for the Artful Cunter.

I have been out with a few models, one of them a Sun page 3 girl and one beauty queen.

No relationship lasted too long.

The girls were good to look at and good to be seen with, but I found them self obsessed and not particularly good company.
A bit dim really.

One girl used to get up at 4am every morning to do her hair and makeup even though she was only going to do her mundane day job.

It would take all of them hours to get ready for a night out and of course they couldn’t possibly be seen in the same clothes twice.

Constant diets meant that taking them out for a meal was a fucking nightmare.

Meeting Mrs Cunter was a pleasure.
She was and still is stunning.
An international sportswoman who is still as fit as fuck.
As far as I know she has never been on a diet and will eat anything when I proudly take her out.
She looks at least 20 year’s younger than she actually is.
She fits easily in the few clothes that she still has from 40 years ago.
She rarely wears makeup. She doesn’t need to.

Compare past models, beauty queens (and Mrs Cunter) to today’s beauties.

It’s refreshing to see that good looks and a good figure are no longer important in winning beauty titles.

Take Sara Milliken, the new Miss Alabama.

Being pig ugly and having several chins have not held her back.
Morbidly obese with a shape similar to a wheely bin.
Not a curve in sight.

The lucky cunt that gets hooked up with Sara won’t have to wait ages for her to get ready for an evening out.
She will just need to put on her culturally appropriated wig and off you go.

He won’t have to worry about where to take her to eat.
Quantity of food will win over quality every day of the week.
Any ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet that she hasn’t already been banned from will do.

Sara. You are an inspiration to all young women.

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Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

Horrible songs that are adopted by the unwashed and rough arsed and classless britscum.

These cunts adopt a (usually shit) song and they play it to death, or sing it loudly like out of tune football hooligans when pissed. Many examples, but here are some of the worst.

Tina Turner – The Best (although most mongs wrongly call it Simply The Best)

Chumbawumba – Tub Thumping

Los Del Rio – Macarena

Adele – any of her tuneless shit

The Killers – Human

Black Eyed Peas – Shut Up

Ed Sheercunt – see Adele

Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger

Lewis Capaldi – see Sheercunt and Adele

And two newer ones that have become anthems for chav riff raff.

Noah Kahan – Stick Season
Shaboozey – A Bar Song (Tipsy)

These two dirges will be blaring out of numerous shitholes and dives for months.

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Nominated by Norman.

Discount Andrew Tate and ‘lifestyle coach’ Wes Watson is yet another of these ‘alpha males’ or ‘high value men’ exposed for being a whining, materialistic and emotionally unstable dumbfuck live on stage.

In an on-stage debate, he lost his mind because another man had a different standard of being successful. He then revealed -without any help from feminists or the mainstream media – why this ‘red pill’ movement is such a harmful one, by berrating Wilson for his appearance and lack of material wealth.
Watson is just another grifter and vulgarian, deessed like he’s in N-Sync but with an inflated upper body.

It’s embarrassing to watch for many reasons: that this ‘man’ is some sort of guide for insecure young men who pay him to give them advice.by shouting at them, for the lack of moderation shown by the host, for the mindset of those lost men in the audience thinking they need to attend these events in the first place.

Watching this makes you wonder if the feminists had a point about toxic masculinity, althpugh they throw that term around so freely (just like misogyny) it’s now quite meaningless.

The Internet seems to have spawned a breed of scam artist, claiming to be men’s men, pushing an idea of masculinity generally held by 15 year-old boys. As usual, things seem polarised with nutcases like Watson completely deluded about his own ‘value’ and reducing masculinity to cartooninsh nonsense; the money he earns, his bicep size and physique, and what car he drives. The whole ‘red pill movement’ has degenerated into this juvenile mindset, largely because of Andrew Tate and imitators like Watson. Ot also comes with its own homosexual horoscope of Alphas, Betas and Sigmas – AKA edgy loners, rogues, school shooters

I might be cynical in saying this movement led by insecure American men in their back-to-front baseball caps was a predictable response – including the vernacular of high value knobbery and daft acronyms – to twitter/consumer feminism, an exploitative ideology in itself that has only led to more female misery,

The truth is I pity the young men who put stock in these oafish scammers, pimps and frauds, I really do.

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Upon further research It appears -not unusually for this sort of prick – that he has vastly over estimated his wealth. Despite ownng a fleet of expensive cars, he is still worth less than one of my own relatives, who lives in a potato shed and drives a Ford pick-up…
(albeit in Surrey).

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime