Ed Miliband (5)

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The Mr. Bean of politics wants to turn us into one nation. Unfortunately he and the aptly named Balls don’t have a clue how to do it. Let him loose and our nation – his “one nation” – and pretty soon that nation will be Greece.

His “One nation for all people” sounds too much like “one empire – one people – one leader”. Of course in those days it was better known as ‘Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Führer’.

What a massively useless cunt.

Nominated by : Patty O’Heater

Derek Acorah

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Derek Acorah is a lying full of shit douchebag scouse cunt, also a splattery spitty shower you with slavours when he talks type of cunt.

When the barber asks how he would like his hair, he says “Make it so it compliments my cunt scouse puss!”

Nominated by : DoubleDD

Naomi Watts

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Naomi Watts is a right fucking cunt. With her gormless as fuck air headed acting.

Go shove your cunting head up your arse and suffercate on the shit that is you………and then fuck off!

Nominated by : hateyourface

Pauline Quirk

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‘Birds of a Feather’ was a shit TV program & the woman stirring the shit cauldron was Pauline ‘fat & cant act’ Quirk.

She then went on to advertise a shit washing powder with the other stupid shit bird of a feather! Before relaunching herself after losing 38 stone & becoming the face of ‘Lighter Life’ & looking fecking smug in the process, before piling the pounds back on!

Shit fat actress smug cunt!

Nominated by : Cathy the Badger Cunt