All those fucking mong panic buying cunts who have caused mayhem at petrol stations up and down the Country.
What a fucking bunch of useless fucking pricks.
Would not like to see these cunts in a real crisis.
God help us as its now clear that there are hordes of these fuckers out there.
I can’t believe nobody has suggested Diane ‘Hypocrite’ cunt Abbott as a cunt of the day. “Vote for me if you hate those nasty whiteys”. She’d have been better off just tweeting “dirty white cunts” and said what she meant.
However, I am not saying she’s a cunt, and if you think that I am, then you must be obtuse and reading this out of cuntext!
Hairy hamster faced Kate Garraway is an early morning cunt, with faux sincerity oozing from every pore. Get your arse off that settee you cunt, go and get a proper job.
Might I suggest Asda checkouts? Or maybe you’d rather be a hairy faced dinner lady? I’m not bothered, just fuck off our screens at breakfast time, makes me sick up a bit of toast.
QVC are a right bunch of tat flogging cunts, targeting our vulnerable and impressionable OAPs, disabled and workshy, tempting them to part with their hard earned (!!) pension, DLA, income support etc. Using silver tongued smarm merchants/salespeople to ramble endlessly about how this or that piece of tat is absolutely essential, what incredible value it is, how much you deserve it; think of the thrill when you hear the creak of the gate, the tip tap of the postman’s feet as he wends his way up your path, the sheer orgasmic moment as that parcel plops onto your dormat!!!!!! (pause to pant….).
But hurry, stocks are already limited…..there’s a 10 minute queue on the phones…..if you don’t want to wait you can use Q-Cunt……have your payment method at the ready…..have your credit card ready……..QUICK, YOU OLD BAG, WE WANT YOUR FUCKING CARD DETAILS!!!!!!!!…..what’s that? Only size 22 left in puce, and I wanted a 12? I’ll have it!!! And relax……..
Sue Barker. Gushing, stretched leather faced, finding stuff absolutely hilarious when it isnt (especially when its a quip on QoS from that cunt Tufnell or the stupid little fuckwit who played rugby and looks like Paul Daniels).
God she makes me fucking heave.
The worst female cunt on TV since Selena Scott or Anneka Rice.
Bet Cliff never went near her cunt…not because he’s a gayer, but because it stunk of tennis racket handle