Jeremy Hunt

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Jeremy Hunt (insert obvious genitalia reference here) has got away with being a lying, taking it up the arse from Murdoch, nose burowed in that fat ugly cunt, Jeremy Clarkson’s mate Camerons arse cheeks, backhander taking, fucking Alan B’Stard prototype Tory, pocket lining at the public’s expense general fucking turd clinging to the toilet bowl of life, caught red handed but refuses to fuck off and die, all round septic spam baked king utter cunt of cunts.

Someone fucking slot this jizz stain.

Politicians as a general rule of thumb are utter, utter cunts with Tories and Labour vying for pole position at the top of the food chain. Fuck!

Nominated by : Hurling Dervish

Mary Honeyball MEP

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Labour MEP Mary Honeyball. See this link. As well as having a stupid cunting surname this stupid cunt wants us to join the cunting Euro.

Is this thick a fuck individual real. Her parents should never have been allowed to breed.

I mean this cunt is an MEP……………..FFS

CUNT!!!!!!!!!

Nominated by : The Last of the Few

Jimmy Carr (2)

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Jimmy Carr is a Cambridge cunt and former Shell marketing exec with a millionaire father. Well placed then to understand the woes of the world. He looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy with his hand up his own arse working his face. His persona is Botox max and is never seen without makeup (the poor cunt is getting a bit old and jowly to cut it with the yoof). He does do some real work though. He applies his own eyeliner!The tax dodge he now calls “a terrible mistake” as though someone from his cash savvy background could not be fully aware of a total scam scheme like that. It buggers belief.

The aging wanker’s latest tour is called Gagging Order. Well you make me gag cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Jimmy Carr is a smug, funny as diarrhoea, tax dodging type of Cunt.

I hope HMRC probe your face with a fucking shovel you tight arsed plastic faced Bastard. What a Cunt.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad

Andrew Lloyd Webber

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I’d like to nominate that eerie looking frog faced gaping cunt Andrew Lloyd Webber for infesting the west end with his shite, ponsy musicals and for those cunty reality tv ‘find the next starring cunt for Joseph’s Technicuntor Cuntcoat’ talent shows with all those soulless looking, preening attention whore cunts dancing and singing like a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by : Redvers Whitehead