In filmmaking, Foley is the reproduction of everyday sound effects that are added to films, videos, and other media in post-production to enhance audio quality. Foley is named after sound-effects artist Jack Foley. Foley sounds are used to enhance the auditory experience of a movie. They can be anything from the swishing of clothing and footsteps to squeaky doors and breaking glass.

Further to esteemed Cunter Ron [Knee]`s criticism of various motion picture `devices` this one is not directly aimed at Foley itself, rather Foley DOGS.

I mean, who can forget the massively successful, good clean harmless fun of the classic The Jazz Singer, the first film to employ the addition of extra sound …

The Jazz Singer.

So, why dogs? Well, it would appear that every single televisual thing Mr Beau and our 57 benefit-earning blackberries have recently watched – films, TV series, anything both old and new – ALL have somewhere in the background the sound of a dog barking in the distance. I wouldn`t care, but it`s the SAME fucking dog.

It`s got to the point where we actively listen for the first instance of the `woof-woof`. Listen out for it yourself.

They`re listed as “Foley Artist” in the credits: “Lazy Fucking probably Gen-Z Cunt” would be more fitting.

PS The Jazz Singer doesn`t have any dogs in it, but I thought I`d share the image to cheer us all up.

Nominated by : Sam Beau

With a second take by Lord Cuntingford:

Can I please second and add to Sam’s nom and cunt sound effects in general. What gets my goat on films as a biker (apart from no-one doing up a helmet properly) is that a bike that is obviously a wheezing 250cc fart has a sound track of a 1000cc plus super-bike – yes Tom Cruise, I’m looking at you.

prime greeny cunt.
She hates Australia, yet when advised to go home calls out a prominent politician as ‘racist’ – yet this cunt publicly stated on the death of Queen Elizabeth II:
“Condolences to those who knew the Queen. I cannot mourn the leader of a racist empire built on stolen lives, land and wealth of colonised peoples,” Ms Faruqi wrote on X in 2022.
“We are reminded of the urgency of Treaty with First Nations, justice & reparations for British colonies & becoming a republic.”

Sky news

She is a member of the communist green party in Australia and if she hates the taxpayers so much that pay for her existence, she should piss off back to Pakiland and live the pov life she is so accustomed to.

Seriously – Fuck off.

Nominated by matjam.

Victorians we’re dirty, smelly bastards.

Only the poshest houses would have a private toilet, and that would have been outside.
The majority had to share a khazi with lots of other families.

None of these shit houses had any sort of washing facilities.
The standard of hygiene was horrendous.

Houses had no bathrooms.
People would go many months without washing. Hardly anyone had a toothbrush.
The stink must have been horrible.

The streets were awash with shit.
Shit from horses, cattle and humans.
People’s clothes must have been caked in the stuff.

Charles Darwin was a smelly, soap dodging Victorian, and a cunt.
He was also a fraud.

He managed to get a place on the government funded, map planning ship, The Beagle.

I suppose that if you are going to get a 5 year cruise paid for then you had better come up with some serious shit to justify it.

He came up with his theory of evolution.

It was called Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.
It still is.
Notice the emphasis on ‘Darwin’s’.

It’s as if other scientists don’t exactly buy into his theory.
They can’t endorse it buy simply calling it ‘Evolution’.
No, it’s Darwin’s and as it’s just a theory it may well be wrong.

Here’s why I think that Darwin was a cunt….

Out of the tens of thousands of species of animals that he studied, there was not one single example of anything that could be proved to be in a state of evolving.
There was no credible ‘missing link’.
There still isn’t.

Animals do not evolve to suit their environment.
There simply is not time to do that.
They can’t live in an unsuitable environment for millenia before they finally evolve to accept it.
If the basic requirements for their life is not present then that life will not be there in the first place.

Dinosaurs roamed Earth for about 200 million years and never evolved into anything else but dinosaurs.

The species that we have today that are directly related to dinosaurs haven’t evolved at all.
In fact, they have degenerated.

A Deinosuchus, the dinosaur crocodile who was a nasty cunt and about 10,5 meters long would be ashamed of his modern day relative.

If Darwin’s theory held true then the evolving Deinosuchus, or crocodile which we now call it, would be about 40 meters long. It would be able to sprint overland faster than a cheetah and be able to hunt and eat anything that it wanted.
Hippos in one mouthful would just be a snack.
An entire elephant would be his breakfast.

As far as Darwin is concerned then humans in the future would evolve to suit their environment.
They will therefore have very small brains as all knowledge will be available to them on their hand held devices.
No need to actually learn or remember anything.

They would have excellent eyesight to see the screens and thin pointed fingers to tap the buttons.

As it would be unnecessary to actually know anything, to explore anywhere or to produce anything new then the human race will regress and not evolve.

Darwin was indeed a cunt.
And a hairy faced, soap dodging, freeloading, slap head cunt at that.

Wikipedia Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

This scruffy freeloading little cunt has annoyed me for years. I gather there is yet another Paddington film doing the rounds, as though there was anything more to say about this very thin tale. I saw an advert for it today when I was out, which got right on my fucking tripe.

I recall a series of very dull children’s books years ago, which could be taken at face value. These days, I cannot help thinking that Paddington is a Trojan horse for the acceptance of illegal immigration, and is cynically directed at the very young.

The cunt speaks perfect English, wants nothing more than a marmalade sandwich now and again and apparently has no sexual urges or political or religious beliefs. He is not making use of the NHS or claiming any benefits. People just want to help him because he is so charming. Who could possible object to such a wholesome little character?

Well I do for fucking starters, anyone who goes around in just a duffel coat is clearly a wrong ‘un. Also the character is meant to be a Peruvian Spectacled bear, and the cunt in the films looks nothing like one of those – he is therefore a cultural appropriator and stealing another bear’s livelihood. The cunt.

Spectator Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge