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Luminosity

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I’d like to nominate Luminosity Ads because any cunt can get cuntier and Luminosity can help because they’re like a personal cunter for your brain, improving your performance with the science of cunto-plasticity.

They’re like a work-out for your brain, but in a way, they just sound like….cunts.

Nominated by: CuntMeLikeYouMeanIt

Fat Bastards on Mobility Scooters

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Whilst this type of propulsion is tickety boo for the genuinely disabled: it really does boil my fucking piss when I see the Fat salad dodging, pie eating, useless cunts trundling along stuffing their fucking maws with chips/pasties/lard whilst being a total fucking nuisance on the pavement.

Its a fucking shame they cant be used as target practice by the military just to get rid of the cunts from the streets

If only the obese cunts would actually fucking walk they would lose some fucking weight and would not need the bastard Spakka Chariots. Cunts

Nominated by: Ollie Burton’s Grandad

John Bishop

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John Bishop is an unfunny android looking (remember Steve Penk… a fellow member of the unfunny android club) professional scouser cunt of a cunt with bells on.

I’ve watched this cunt hammered and still he’s not even raised a single laugh. Christ the bloody chuckle brothers are funnier than this cunt. Bowel cancer is funnier than this cunt.

This is a bishop that deserves to be bashed repeatedly round the head until some humour is knocked into him.

Nominated by: London Cunt

Tony Blair [4]

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Tony Blair – the cunt did a creepy fake Princess Die type memorial speech for the big pig cunt Sharon.

They caught the cunt bumming the dead body in the coffin when they went to throw it on the fire.

Nominated by: Sherry

( and since when did the cunt become Jewish and wear a skull cap? Thought he was a closet Kafflik? )

Froggie Frackers

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So we are to be Fracked by the Frogs. Cameron has secretly been bulling on with fracking and has awarded contracts to French Energy Company Total.

These Fucking Froggie Frackers have been implicated in using slave labour to build gas pipelines in Burma plus allegations of bribery in most parts of the world in which they operate – Malta, Italy and Iraq (where it is alleged they had Sadam Hussein on the payroll) Italy and Iran in exchange for contracts and not observing safety standards.

Although publicly listed, the company retains close links with the French Government. Just like EDF, the French johnnies Cameron has entrusted with our nuclear energy industry (and stitched us up with contract pricing that will continue to deliver the highest prices for energy in Europe remember).

What better choice then me hearties to be digging up and protecting the delicate balance of so many areas of our most sensitive countryside. We can trust the French can’t we? What a joy it will be when it is finally revealed how much we will have to pay the frogs for the use of our own gas.

Total Energy? Total Cunts more like…

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

One should never trust the French. A nation of opportunistic Cunts. A win-win situation for Cameron of course, as it helps make any secession from Europe more difficult, the UK profits used to shore up his useless Government and if things do go badly wrong, then we can all blame the French for their incompetence.

Nominated by: Toadspanker