The No Speaka-da-English NHS

I don’t know about the Afghan imports but increasingly I find I need a fucking translator when visiting thre local abbatoir Hospital. While administrators and receptionists seem to be useless white wimmin oafs necking cream buns and mincing soy boys with beards and tattoo sleeves, the majority of clinical minions seem to be a range of hues, none of them white. This wouldn’t be an issue if they coukd speak English clearly, but they can’t. It’s very hard to understand a lot of them. It’s not motivated by any racism, it ‘s just an observation from the past 3-4 years. Even some of the junior doctors have trouble explaining procedures, results etc.

It’s not just the impenetrable accents, but the confused and muddled pronounciation and word usage..

Collapsed when they constricted.

Sedation when they mean preparation.

They even struggle to communicate basic instructions to patients positioning themselves on a bed or examination couch.

Under the tories, it has been more ‘cost-effective’ to recruit from the likes of the Philippines, India and Nigeria than train up home grown nurses and technicians.

I’m not against foreign doctors and clinical specialists coming here if we need them, but for fuck’s sake make sure they can speak English to the level of a graduate, especially those with heavy accents.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

Sadiq Khan [44]


Yet another nomination for this little Concorde nosed , oily half pint dictator. Within hours of Dame Kweer announcing the abandonment of planning rules, the little arsehole has given permission for greenbelt land to be built on in Feltham, which in saner days used to be in Middlesex. These days it is part of Khan’s shit-stained little fiefdom. Khan is apparently too ignorant to know that at present, this is PROPOSED legislation – sure it will get through, but it is not, as yet, on the statute book so the little dark dwarf has jumped the gun.

His excuse is that “affordable” housing which is part of his “plan” will be built – 120 in all, hardly enough to take one boat load of dinghy freeloaders, 1000 of whom has arrived since lardarse Starmer arrived in Downing Street.

On thing for sure – Saddick will never suffer from piles – he is the perfect arsehole:

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Nominated by : W. C. Bogg

The BBC [125] and Huw Edwards [4]


All that ‘But… But’ and ‘mental health’ stuff and apologising and making excuses for that cunt Huw Edwards. ‘Complicated private life’ Yeah right. A fucking pea dough is more near the mark, the dirty bastard cunt.

I just wonder, how long have his BBC employers known about him, and did they let him do to the late Queen’s funeral, knowing what he was/is? Just keep in mind that these are the cunts that let Jimmy Savile work with young girls and kids for decades.

As for Edwards… Kids, eh? Is their no end end to the BBC naunce factory?
And these twats have the hubris to say we need lecturing and ‘educating’…

And, how many of the dirty sick fucks on thier books must surface before the bastards are closed down for good and all? How many nails does their already rotten and riddled coffin need to be shut forever?

Oh aye… Link

From the Beebscum themselves.

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Nominated by : Norman

With a second fiddled in by Chuff Chugger:

May I add to this nomination by adding the link below, which is in relation to the BBC’s annual release of their employees earning (not all the grifting cunts are on the list due to the convoluted way certain highly paid ‘stars’ charge the BBC for their services)

…but back to Huw Edwards. Not only does/did he earn a shit load of dosh, but AFTER being suspended and subsequently ‘resigning’ and not actually doing any work for the BBC since July 2023 he received a pay rise of £40k! The BBC have stated that although they cannot be specific, they suggest the £40k is for the ‘hard work’ and ‘long hours’ Huw put in whilst covering the Queens funeral.

Don;t know about you, but already being paid well in excess of £400k per year would be enough for me to do some hard work and some long hours…not so the BBC or Mr Edwards.

…oh and don’t get me started on the rest of the cunts on the highest ‘earners’ list.

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‘Celebrities’ With Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)


WARNING: Recent political nominations have seen certain cunters trading personal insults. Stop doing that. Debate, disagree and voice your perspectives, but do not cunt other cunters. You know the rules and if you don’t, read them. Lengthy stays in moderation jail or outright bans await those who fail to comply. The Admin Team.

Trump Derangement Syndrome may be defined thus; ‘TDS is irrationally negative reactions to the actions and policies of American presidential candidate Donald Trump’.

Yes, there’s no doubt that leftie slebs can get a bad case of loony tunes where The Donald is concerned; witness the rantings of Streep, De Niro and Whoopi Cushion over the years, to name a few. He’s ‘a threat to democracy’, ‘a fascist’, ‘a Nazi’ that ‘something bad’ should happen to etc etc.

Well that ‘something bad’ very nearly came to pass recently. After the failed assassination attempt on the former president, you’d think that Trump haters might consider it tactful to wind their necks in and throttle back a bit, but no, the deluded rhetoric goes on. Here are just a couple of illustrations to give you a flavour of the kind of febrile atmosphere currently prevailing across the pond.

Take the case of that well-known megastar actress Amanda Seales, who didn’t waste a minute before climbing aboard the ‘it was all staged’ bus, a conspiracy designed to show Trump in a sympathetic light. It was ‘fake blood, blank ammunition’ etc and so forth. Yeah, tell that to the bystander who was shot dead, and the two who were badly wounded. Get a grip on reality, you arrogant cunt.

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Then you’ve got those in the ‘fuck, the shooter missed’ camp. Take the case of music titan Kyle Gass, one half of comedy rock duo ‘Tenacious D’. When on stage in Sydney, Jack ‘School of Rock’ Black presented his bandmate with a birthday cake, and invited Gass to make a wish. The classy response? ‘Don’t miss Trump next time’. Clearly Black was less than impressed with this infantile comment, and has cancelled the rest of the tour.

The Donald clearly has an unrivalled capacity for getting under the skin of these mardy sleb cunts, and TDS is proving to be as contagious as Covid.

Can you imagine the meltdown on the left if a Republican celebrity said that somebody should take Biden out? The hypocrisy is astonishing. It was amusing at one point to watch these twats self combust. Now it’s all got out of hand, and I’d wager that there are many on the left who secretly (and sometimes not so secretly) wish that Trump had taken a bullet right to the head. Given the current volatile climate across the pond, these kind of comments are not just deranged and nasty. They’re sick and dangerous.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Alison Pickup

and her fellow dissembling lawyers are cunts.

I draw this appalling exchange to the attention my fellow Learned Cunters.

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This obnoxious harridan, and lawyers like her are bleeding the system dry whilst sinking the country under the weight of the illegal spongers that they represent. We can only expect things to get a whole lot worse no Sir Kweer is in charge.

‘Is it fair?’ The MP asks. Well I can answer that even if the cunt of a lawyer cannot. Yes, it is unfair. Not just to the genuine refugees fleeing persecution, but to all the poor cunts whose taxes have to pay for them and their greedy fucking waster families.

Fuck off, Alison and take you briefcase full of patronising bullshit with you.

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.