Bernie Ecclestone [3]

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Bernie Ecclestone pays a German Court $100m to end a trial at which he faced charges of bribery, but “denies wrongdoing”. You couldn’t fucking make it up, could you?

As I recall, the late Michael Jackson paid off a family who accused him of sexually molesting their young son. The sum was around $25m, I believe, and of course Jackson also denied any wrongdoing.

Had funds allowed, I’m sure Myra Hindley is another one who would have liked to write a cheque and deny wrongdoing.

But Ecclestone is elevated to a special league of cuntsmanship by virtue of the enormous sum involved. The shrivelled, scrotal, cunt-haired little dwarf deserves the full Mussolini treatment, as does his rancid chav cumbucket daughter.

Nominated by: Fred West

Vince Cable [6]

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Vince Cable – the old cunt sells off the post office to bankers after asking them to set the sale price.

So, as you might expect, the bankers set the price low after getting first dibs on buying the shares from cunt Cable, and make £1,264,000,000 on the first day the shares are floated (money thieved off taxpayer).

Meanwhile, a person 10 minutes late for an appointment at a Jobcentre, after being made redundant, because of a bus strike or what ever, who has worked 30 years without claiming a penny in benefits, is sanctioned and given not a single unemployment payment for 3 months.

So, one law for cunts like Cable, and another for people who pay the wages of the cunts in parliament.

Nominated by: Ken not kin

Tulisa [2]

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Oh, dear! Poor chavy Tulisa is crying into her Martini after being conned by the fake sheikh into thinking she was going to star in a movie with Leonardo Di Caprio. FFS! I wouldn’t watch this talentless bimbo in a porn movie never mind ‘Tit-tanic’

Boo hoo! “I was like a lost puppy” she bleats. More like a stupid cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Tulisa deserves a cunting. As we all know, she’s a talentless little prick who happens to be the cousin of that talentless, UGLY little prick, nappy….sorry….dappy. Anyway, I’m nominating her not because she’s obnoxious, talentless, full of her own importance, etc. I’m nominating her because the cosmetic surgery she had recently makes it look as though she’s had her vagina transplanted to her face.

She was quite pretty before she did this. Now she looks fucking ridiculous. Almost as ugly as her fuckwit cousin. I’ve never understood the appeal of the ‘trout pout’. Well, I can understand it from the surgeons point of view. Nice little earner. But if these had any real friends, those friends would have told them not to do it, because they’d look fucking stupid.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Tulisa now looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Muddy Mudskipper from The Ren & Stimpy Show…

Nominated by: Norman

Ben Duncan

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Ben Duncan. Until recently, this saggy buffalo scrotum was a Green party councillor for Brighton and Hove. I say until recently because he’s been sacked as a Green councillor and is now an Independent. His crime? Apart from being from being a far left fuckwit that is. Well, he decided to tweet his distaste of Armed Forces Day. And apparently, it’s only the latest in a series of dipshit tweets.

This is one of the reasons I hate the left wing. They constantly harp on about the right to freedom of speech, whilst slagging off the very people who ensure they keep their freedom. Often with the most despicable of comments. They truly are the definition of ungrateful cunts.

His exact words were, “Armed Forces Day has certainly brought the hired killers onto the streets of Brighton today. Hard to explain to my son”. Actually, it’s pretty easy. “Well son, those people wearing their uniforms are the reason that people who don’t wear a uniform are allowed things like freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom itself basically. We owe them our gratitude”. See, easy.

I’ve mentioned in the past that I served in the British Army for 18 years. Including tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. So obviously, this little piece of shite has offended me greatly. Especially since I lost two good mates. One in Basra and the other in Nowzad. Men of honour.

I don’t particularly give a fuck that he doesn’t like military personnel. I despise left wing cunts like him. So I guess it makes us even. In my opinion though, the right to freedom of speech, does not necessarily mean you have to use it all the time. Some things are best kept to yourself, and Duncan’s recent comment comes under that category. Then again, Liberals are usually the most vocal. And they always talk shite.

I don’t mention my service to try to big myself up by the way. I just want you to understand where I’m coming from.

What saddens me the most, is the fact that this dick actually has children. I mean that poor little fucker is going to grow up believing that being an ungrateful, mouthy, obscene little cunt, is a good thing. It isn’t. It just means you’re an ungrateful, mouthy, obscene little cunt.

I will always be proud that I served my country. Even though I now consider myself a stranger in that country. Ben Duncan is incapable of understanding what it is that makes people decide to serve UK rather than just take from it, like he does. He might consider people like me to be ‘hired killers’, but I consider myself to be a better man than Duncan could ever hope to. He’s nothing more than a far left traitor.

I should mention as well, that I think the Green party’s action here has motivated, at least in part, by a threat from a right wing group to march through Brighton in protest at Dickweed Duncan’s comment. Personally, I think those loopy Green cunts all agree with him.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Social Justice Warriors

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Social Justice Warriors on Tumblr. This unfortunate band of rabid ultra-liberal douchebags came to my attention because a former school friend turned into one in a transformation as hideous as watching Jeff Goldblum turn into a giant house-fly monster in the movie The Fly, except this was a transformation into a giant self righteous cunt.

Basically this batch of belching cunts claim to be internet activists raging against the injustices of rascism, homophobia, transphobia etc. etc. etc. Which might sound fine but let me explain why in this case it’s not fine, not by a CUNTry mile.

Rather than trying to make people more accepting and understanding my reaching out to people and stating their case calmly in a way that’s going to get people on their side (like a real activist would) these little fuckflakes spew hate at anyone who doesn’t agree precisely with their ridiculous shit opinions or is a straight white male. Basically if you’re a straight white male you’re too ‘privileged’ to ever possible understand or sympathise with the terrible ‘oppression’ these special little snowflakes suffer at the hands of the EVIL ‘patriarchy’. In fact even if you’re a gay while male you’re also too much of a mainstream member of society for these people and therefore another evil minion of the ‘patriarchy’.

So how can I be enough of a special case, social outsider for these fucking people [sic: cunts] you might ask? Well you have to identify as some obscure, made up sexual orientation like being Demisexual (whatever the fuck that means), being trans, or genderfluid or genderqueer helps too, as does being a man hating feminist, a vegan, or Otherkin (Otherkin needs it’s own paragraph to explain, so here goes):

People who are “Otherkin” are people who believe that in their souls there are actually animals or some kind of mythical creature. I shit you not. Not only do they believe that but it’s important that the rest of society should recognise them for it and make them feel accepted, presumably by patting them on the head or something. These people’s sense of entitlement to express their identities extends to barking at customers at work, which obviously doesn’t go down well, so they bitch on their shite cunty little blogs about what a heinous injustice it is that their employer won’t let them express the fact they think they’re a fucking ‘direwolf’, or some such dorky thing, to customers. Which raises the question; are these cunts really this socially inept? Or are they just liars who are making up these fictional injustices to bleat about?

I’m going to try to put the breaks on this rant, I just fucking hate these cunts so much it’s hard to stop but to summurise why these cunts are such gaping cunts: they don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves, they assert their identities in fucking bullet points, like only a true cunt would do and try to one up each other in the ‘who’s the most oppressed special little flower olympics’, they use special conditions as excuses for their inadequacies, they don’t really give a fuck about anyone else, they just want the whole world to bend over backwards to make concessions to them because they’re smug, self righteous, bitter little cunts with victim complexes, they’re fucking hypocrites as well, the cunty little shitcunts.

Basically if you had an actual cunt within a cunt, within a cunt, within a cunt that went on infinitely, cunts within cunts forever, it wouldn’t be half as cunty a fucking cunt as these Tumblr social justice warrior cunts are, the fucking cunts.

Don’t take my word for it though, check out these cunts in action, leaking their contemptuous, nonsense cuntjuice out across the internet: http://wtfsocialjustice.tumblr.com/

Nominated by : Redvers Whitehead

( I checked it out and love this quote – “Calling out hypocrisy and false information of the unoppressed masses”. What a load of fucking bollocks! Ed. )