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Dead Pool [17]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Cunt O’MaCunto who logically predicted that Mr Spock himself, Leonard Nimoy, would be boldly going where every fucker in the world has either been before or is going to go someday – wherever the fuck that is!

Well done, you old cunt. Another fresh face on the winners’ podium.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 17. Some of you have already jumped the gun before the pool was reset, so we may decide to let you have your new choices, or we may be awkward cunts and make you submit them all again.

After all, submitting nominations to a pool that has not been opened is not logical…

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Rachel Reeves

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Rachel Reeves is an utter band wagon jumping, uneducated, knee jerk reactionary moron, and soon to be tunnel cunted fuckwit.

You’re a typical ‘I invented motherhood therefore all should yield before me’ stasi politico witch.

And no, you fucking stupid cunt, you can’t represent the people of Leeds west and be mother, so you better step your ass down at the next election. Typical socialist war cry, I want the right to have kids and I demand you pay for and look after them whilst I have my ego trip. Rest assured she will be after the patron sainthood of the too posh to push brigade.

Fucking mendacious cunt.

Nominated by: The Captain

Radicalised schoolgirls

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A proper set of CUNTS!!!

Headline: Syria girls: Trio have crossed into Syria, Met Police say

Well fucking good luck to them. Hopefully they’ll enjoy getting abused, raped and subjugated by the cunts these cunts want to support.

What a trio of cunts. And how dare their cunty relatives and the other cunts that agree lay any blame on their school, teachers, the police or the security services at the airports! I say good riddance to them.

Maybe as a nation should just ask the entire country ‘Who wants to join them out there?’ then load them onto a military air transport and drop the cunts on Syria from 30,000ft!!

Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson

ISIS are a bunch of medieval, barbaric, vermin, who are a bigger threat to humanity than cancer. Quite how the parents of Muslim girls can lay the blame for their daughters rushing off on a C21st equivalent of the children’s crusade on the police, social services or teachers is beyond imagination.

Blame instead those practitioners of the Muslim faith, whose perverted ideals must have influenced them instead. Within a week they will be married off to some fat sweaty and probably old terrorist, knocked up and made to wear black sacks and forbidden the luxuries of the decadent west that they enjoyed before the perverted ideology was stuffed into their empty little heads.

I’d give them a few months before the true vileness of their situation dawns on them and because they went knowingly into a camp of sadists, butchers and scum I have not a shred of pity for them.

Nominated by: Lez

Stuart Gulliver

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HSBC’s CEO Stuart Gulliver has put in a compelling early bid for Cunt Of The Year – he admits failure in “governance controls” at HSBC, former DPP Lord Macdonald says HSBC should face criminal charges for “engaging in a systematic and profitable collusion in serious criminal activity”, yet still Gulliver happily trousers bonuses worth millions which in the past he routinely sequestered in a Swiss bank account via a Panamanian corporate account.

When this was discovered, he eventually offered the risibly feeble excuse that he did so only to stop his colleagues finding out how much he got paid. Which is probably half-true since he most likely hid all his backhanders in those accounts too.

Just when you thought no banker could ever be more of a cunt than the last one to be exposed, along comes Gulliver to remind us all what loathsome criminal cunts bankers are.

Nominated by: Fred West

Cristina Odone

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Cristina Odone, another stupid journalist who is unable to distinguish between dislike of ideas and people.

How the fuck did we get to the point where VETS caring about the welfare of ANIMALS (isn’t that kind of their fucking job?) is racist?

That well-known hotbed of Nazis, xenophobes and Ukippers, the RSPCA, are opposed to non-stun halal. The only reason that this barbaric practice is allowed to continue in 21st century Britain is because the people who support it have a slightly darker skin than the majority of the population. Judging people by the colour of their skin? Hmmm, I believe there is a word for that, can’t remember what it is.

Yet more proof that God Botherers don’t want equality for their religion but privileges for their particular imaginary friend.

By the way, I thoroughly enjoyed my non-halal bacon and eggs for breakfast this morning. And I’m such an unreconstructed racist and Islamophobe that I forced my son to eat some bacon too!

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt