Rebecca Minnock

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Rebecca Minnock is a cunt. She runs away with her little lad after full custody of him has been given to the child’s father, then when the story breaks nationally, she doesn’t ring him or anyone else close to the family to inform them of his safety, she runs to the fucking Sun.

Pours out her sob story in an attempt to make HER look like the wronged party here, no doubt to gain a few quid in the process, the self-concerned, selfish, fat-faced cunt.

The bitch wants us to think the courts have made a terrible mistake, well here are the FACTS my dear Rebecca :-
1. I KNOW the court decided to give her ex full custody of the boy while allowing her only SUPERVISED visitation. I don’t know the reasons but I’m guessing it’s because she’s a fucking loon or, as is clear, a terrible mother.
2. Only one of the parents involved in the case have fucking legged it with the toddler because they haven’t got their way and then gone on the run, costing the rest of us in getting police to chase here, while they could have been doing something useful like being racist or eating. That parent is you Rebecca, you cunt.

No doubt the media will fawn over her like a mother wronged and end up on a mutual bean-flicking exercise like the putrid Loose Women.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Kevin Pietersen

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Kevin Pietersen is a pompous, self agrandising, bouncer dodging cunt.

“They won’t let me play for England mum, it’s not fair”
Well boo-hoo to you Pietersen. Fuck off back to South Africa and play your silly bat and ball game for a country that can understand your ridiculous accent.

“But the ECB said I could play for England if I scored some runs for Surrey, and that’s what I did. It’s so unfair” Shouldn’t have bad mouthed Andrew Strauss then should ya, you foul mouthed cock fumbler?

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Dead Pool 20

Christopher Lee

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Sir Limply Stoke who came up on the rails with a late nomination for Sir Christopher Lee. He died last Sunday but they only announced it today – presumably to make sure that, given past performance, he didn’t rise back up from the grave?

Well played, Limpers. You join Dioclese as a three time winner. If we had a trophy, then you’d be allowed to keep – but we don’t so tough shit!

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 20.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

The Women’s World Cup

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The so-called Women’s World Cup needs to be cunted….
The BBC broadcasting the names of the players?! Seriously, who gives a fuck? Are the FA and the BBC really wasting time and money on this shite? There are only two reasons to tune into this bollocks: To see if there is any totty (there isn’t!) and to laugh at the goalkeepers…

I also bet some cunt at FIFA or UEFA gets a goal from this joke of a tournament to be named ‘Goal of the season’ ahead of multitudes of professional players and teams… What a load of PC gone mad crap…

Nominated by: Norman

Whoa! Footie cunts. Literally!!!

Can’t wait to see them pull their shirts off to celebrate a goal…

Nominated by : Dioclese

John Bercow [2]

Bercow (on the right) meets Alice Cooper

Bercow (on the right) meets Alice Cooper

Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between Speaker John Bercow and rock star Alice Cooper?
No? That’s because apart from the fact that they’re both cunts, there isn’t any..!

Nominated by : Dioclese

John Bercow needs a good cunting. There are three main reasons I can see (but many more than that of course!)

1- thinking he’s a funny as fuck speaker. He isn’t
2- crying when he narrowly avoided that sly attempt to get him out, the soft basterd
3- most significantly, for that wife of his and not having the bottle to divorce her

Nominated by : Cuntocracy