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Watership Down protesters

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Parents who have complained about Watership Down being broadcast on Easter Sunday need to cunted into the stratosphere.

Fucking limp cunts, grow up.

Nominated by : Cunt O’MaCunto

Here’s a few gemettes from the Twitter twatterati —

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Dan, your’re a cunt!
Emily, you’re a cunt!
Lucy, you’re a cunt!
Maddie, you’re a cunt, too!

In fact, you’re all cunts…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Weevils

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Weevils are cunts.

Found some in an old-ish bag of flower in the kitchen. The Fleawife sieved a few out and offered them for my inspection. “Pick one” she says. “I’ll have the little one” says I.

“Ah”, she retorts, “I see you’ve gone for the lesser of two weevils”
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Fucking weevils. I hate the cunts.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Admiral Insurance

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What a bunch of cunts.

Not only are they happy to rip people off like most Insurance companies, but they have now changed the Admiral in their adverts from a Man to a Woman. If you see the advert she is an annoying cunt, Who decided this was a good idea? Probably some twat in Admirals advertising department who did it to try and impress some bitch in the office in the hope of getting a bit of pussy.

What next a man advertising nail varnish? What a piece of cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

The Pope

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That shit for brains Pope said 4 million migrants isn’t enough. We “need 450,000 more” The reason is because migrants pay your pensions(don’t ask it’s a stupid liberal mong answer) and..
and because the holocaust happened! What a fucking load of shite!

We need them because Jesus says so – but don’t convert them they are fine as they are as wife beating child marrying bellends!

Nominated by: Titslapper

The Pope lives in the Vatican City.

The same Vatican city that has the fucking massive walls around it.

Those same fucking massive walls that were built to keep Muslim shitbags out.

If the gobshite dago cunt wants some extra migrants, he is more than welcome to keep all of them. And when I say keep all of them, I mean keep all of them locked in.

Preferably giving Catholic priests, Bishops and Cardinals a taste of their own rogering…
(Sorry. Meant medicine!)

Nominated by : Odin’s Balls

Moonpig.com

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Moonpig.com (and their customers) are cunts!

Selling substandard crap masquerading as gifts and cards is their thing (which makes them cunts)! But the people who order from them are also cunts. The wailing because a load of fuckwits didn’t get their moonpig tat in time for Mother’s Day.

First of all, why would you buy your mum something as ghastly and tasteless as a moonpig product? Secondly, why can’t these cunts get off their lazy arses and go to the newsagents to buy a card? Ordering something online for Xmas is one thing – but a card for your own mother? What sort of cunt does that?

Nominated by: Norman