Social Media

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Social Media is fucking arse wank.

The home of the delusional narcissists who believe they are ‘celebrities’
If I wanted to look at pictures of cats I would watch channel 5’s ‘whats cats do’, if I wanted to look at deranged selfies I would watch porn and if I wanted to look at pictures of children I would go see Jimmy Savile.

The Internet is fucking shite, a breeding ground for narcissists, the easily offended and whinging warriors. Their point of view is right and if you don’t agree then you are a cunt, allegedly!

Fuck Twitter, fuck Facebook and certainly fuck Youtube & Google.

Apparently captain capacious arsehole (Stephen Fry) has deleted his twitter after getting some abuse, good! Instead of receiving plaudits, adulation and the attention of sycophants he has received some critical feedback, and the raging arse bandit does not like it, so he deleted his Twitter in a spat in the hopes everyone rallies around in sympathy asking him to come back..Fuck off I say, slit your wrists and do the world a favour, Twitter could do without you promoting your debauched bum sex, your latest TV show (at license fees payers expense) or your incessant advertising for Apple.

Nominated by: Boaby

Modern parenting [2]

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Modern kids and modern parents are cunts….

I was in town today on my dinner hour and I saw this little fucker basically acting up and being a pain in the arse like a complete cunt… His mother just said casually, ‘Curtis, stop!’ (what sort of cunt calls a boy Curtis anyway?)… No hint of authority or discipline about it… Little sod kept acting up, so she nodded to his father… Daddy also was far from commanding and threatening, and he also said casually,’Curtis, not good!’ That’s really going to make him behave, isn’t it? What the little turd needed was a great big fucking slap…

Kids are uncontrollable because parents can’t (or won’t) control them… And these unpleasant little cunts will become unpleasant big adult cunts… Another reason why future society is fucked…

Nominated by: Norman

Penny Lancaster

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Penny Lancaster is a cunt of epic proportions.

She clings to Rod Stewart like limpet, pushing him out of the way when paps appear. Model and photographer my arse. She’s a publicity seeking, self-promoting talentless bint.

Nominated by: CheesyChips