Q: What is the difference between Rebel Wilson and a Walrus?
A: One is fat, has a moustache and stinks of fish… While the other is a sea mammal…
Nominated by: Norman
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Caroline Lucas [3]
Caroline Lucas is a cunt!
She is on question time, saying how great mass migration is for the UK. I thought the potty old bint was from the Green Party? There won’t be much green left here if we have to fit every cunt in who wants to come here! Deranged and dangerous, these idiots are drawn to positions of power like flies to fresh shit, and they only get there because most people don’t give a fuck……
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Caroline Lucas is a cunt. For fucks sake; how is mass migration good for those of us who live in this country? I mean even our homeless are being pushed out of their doorways by some fucking east european cunts and what fucking service to our once great land are the fuckers from the horn of Africa doing apart from claiming benefits.
The woman is a fucktard! What is wrong with these arseholes? Very glad I moved out of London the place is a goatfuck now.
Nominated by: Shipmans apprentice
Rod Liddle
Spectator journo Rod Liddle is using the brutal killing of Jo Cox as an excuse to call off next Thursday’s referendum vote ‘as a mark of respect’ to the murdered MP
When you sink to using an event like this further your own political views, then you sink below the level of pond life.
The cunt should be ashamed of himself!
Nominated by: Dioclese
( …and is my imagination, or does he look like that other cunt Geldof? )
Hornby Railways
Hornby Railways…maybe an unusual choice for cunting, but…
“The Sir Winston Churchill Funeral Special” (I kid you not!!). A really useful addition to your layout… Another way of packaging items that aren’t selling very well individually, methinks? Well done, you tasteless CUNTS!!
Coming soon (if you subscribe to the Hornby Club, that is); “The Quintinshill Mixed Grill Dining Special”. Genuine wooden carriages and a free pint of methylated spirits for that blazing flame-effect.
Included also: a dozen models of farmers with rifles for the shooting of terminally-burnt passengers…
Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard
Clement Freud
This blog had it first a few years back linking old dog face with kiddy fumbling. Now allegations come thick and fast. Have to give the cunt some Clemency for being screwed up by his trick cyclist father (who should have put more time into psycho analysing himself).
Recall the cunt back in the fifties and sixties promoting him himself as “droll comedian” forever orn the BBC doing the suffocating panel games orf the time (bugger me I think they are all back orn TV now). What was known as “Dead Pan”, a mirthless style orf alleged comedy in which the performing cunt moves not a facial muscle (and remember this was long before Botox). Needless to say loved by Froggy Rive Gauche type cunts. Allan Arkin. Need I say more. If so look the yank cunt up.
Clem extended his sell by date by teaming up with a blood hoinde type dog name orf Henry to supply the talent. When the dog died so did Clem.
Back to the kiddy fumbling and historic allegations. Needless to say all sides angling for compo. Turns oit old Clem had a delicious circle orf upstanding establishment friends. Cyril Smith (shared an office with him), Jeremy Thorpe (best mates with him), Greville Janner (went to school with him). Allegations are that Clem liked to fuck young girls. Well he can’t claim that his father would not understand.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke