I can’t be the only one to remember, during the affair of Boris’ birthday cake debacle hearing the spidery little voice of bulldyke cow Angela Eagle cropping up all the time on the BBC demanding he resign. You would have thought by the outrage in her little voice that he had but his hands on her quim. Hell hath no fury like a mini-lesbian scorned.

Now lets go forward a couple of years, after Andrew Gwynne was caught making crass remarks, it was soon discovered a twenty something poofter M.P, Oliver Ryan had done the same thing (in his case a poof poking fun at another poof). Much worse than stopping for five minutes to savour a Mr. Kipling.

Angie’s response?: “Anyone can make a mistake”

But, apparently only if you are a Labour M.P., What a hypocritical old boot she is. She should be made to sniff AnalEase Dodd’ crustiest, dirtiest pair of undercrackers in public for a whole episode of “Question Time”. The strength of the lighting will bring out the full aroma, then she should be made to vomit over Wes Streeting’s glossy made-up face.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

BBC News.

The never ending reporting of black mould and how it is every ‘rogue’ landlord that is causing it.

Forgive me, but why is black mould only prevalent in rented homes? If it isn’t and it’s prevalent in all homes, why is it not reported appearing in homeowner accommodation? Either, because it doesn’t or if it does then it’s dealt with effectively by a responsible homeowner.

My take on the reason it appear in rented only homes, it because feckless tenants don’t give a fuck as it’s not their home, so they sit in all day doing fuck all, with the heating on, tumble dryer on, no windows open or any ventilation. When I see these reports it always seems to be in ‘cramped’ conditions and non working tenants who don’t understand no ventilation is the general cause. A lot of these tenants are also from hotter climes, so haven’t got a clue about our cooler climate.

…but apparently it’s all caused by rogue landlords….eh??

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

Get this: the London Science Museum reckons Lego bricks are homophobic and transphobic!

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Apparently this bonkers stance re Lego is part of a museum tour on “stories of qu**r communities, experiences and identities” dreamed up by a sinister sounding group calling itself the “Gender and Sexuality Network”.

Jeez….

A “Seeing Things Qu**rly” guide states that Lego bricks are anti-LGBT because they reinforce the idea that heterosexuality is the norm (it is) due to the bricks having male or female parts that are designed to “mate” with each other.

Christ….

It further states that this is “heteronormative”, which is the idea that “heterosexuality and the male/female gender binary are the norm and everything that falls outside is unusual.”

Unusual? That’s one way of putting it. I’m sure fellow cunters can think of more appropriate words to describe it.

When I first heard about this gobbledygook I thought it must be another of Titania McGrath’s brilliant woke wind-ups, but no – it’s real!

Doubtless, if these degenerates had their way they would see our kids glueing their Lego bricks together with tranny jizz.

The London “Science” Museum… a blatant misnomer if ever there was one!

Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.

Funny female comedian is one of those misnomers like honest politician or working royal and US comedian Natalie Cuomo didn’t do the sisterhood any favours when a rant at a gig in Washington D.C. went viral earlier this month.

Now, I don’t know anything about her material which I’m assuming is about as funny as a ballbag in a zipper, but this was about her response to a heckler in the audience. She suggested a man and his friend sat in the audience were a gay couple, he objected and she called him ‘afraid’ of being called gay he then said it wasn’t his fault she didn’t have better material.

Cue full on girl boss mental feminazi rant, screaming inches from his face, “There’s so many people coming together to be supportive. No, look me in the eyes! You’re putting fucking negative energy out there! This is the last show of my fucking weekend, look me in the fucking eyes! Its a sold-out show and you want to say mean shit to me? Don’t fucking do that!”. Ok, someone needs a chamomile tea in the greenroom.

YouTube 1.

Being heckled is part of the deal, a comedians quick wits and ability to think on their feet and make hecklers look a fool in front of the rest of the audience shows their skills as a comic. This was neither funny or clever, just a brattish tantrum over some fairly tame criticism. “When they put teeth in your mouth they spoiled a perfectly good bum” – Billy Connolly. Now that’s a riposte Natalie.

Needless to say if this had been a man screaming in a woman’s face it would have been a hate crime and he would have never darkened a stage again.

A bonus link of an actual funny and rather attractive woman.

They do exist!

YouTube 2.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

But Mum, you’re squandering MY inheritance!

Her Family News.

Now, am I alone in thinking that the money in my accounts is mine, to spend as and when I think fit?

I have just been watching Heartbeat, and one character ( about 40) was berating his father for this, so I had a little Google, and I can tell you that the link is one of very many.

How have we raised a generation that would rather see their parents penny pinch, instead of being warm, well fed and comfortable, so they can benefit from their parents good sense?

A few months ago, I was complaining about hair loss, now I’m wondering about my sanity.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest