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Andy Burnham [3]

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Andy Burnham – or ‘Plastic Man’, as I prefer to call him – is a cunt. He’s just been made the official Labour candidate for the new post of Mayor of Manchester. So it’s safe to say that he’ll be the first elected Mayor of Manchester. Because despite every true Manc telling the scouse cunt to take a running jump into the fucking Mersey, I can guarantee that a sizeable minority of the people who vote in the election, will be thick enough to vote Labour.

I’m a 43 year old, born and bred Manc, and I’ve never known the City council, or the majority of Greater Manchester councils be anything but Labour. That’s how I know Kiss Ass Burnham WILL be the Mayor of Manchester. Technically, I should be cunting the thick fuckers who will vote him into power, amidst much grumbling that they don’t want him. But Burnham was told, in uncertain terms, that he wasn’t wanted. The fact he ignored such a large number of people telling him to fuck right off, is yet more proof that politicians are ignorant cunts, who are just out to get as much money from taxpayers as possible.

The good news, is that he’ll have to quit as an MP. The bad news, is that he won’t care, because he’ll be trousering roughly double the salary he got as an MP. Which is why the shiny faced cunt wants the job.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Ed Balls [8]

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The pasty faced twat, Ed Balls, was placed (by the BBC) in the politics section of the news cheesing off about how a split party would be bad for labour should the gov’t call a snap election, blah, blah, blah, before then going on to bang on about his strictly appearance.

Ed mate, labour had no problem in fucking up an election as a united party in 2015, cunts like you and Ed RubberBand made it all too fucking easy to let Wee Bernie rob all of your Jockland seats and the rest of the UK just didn’t like you cunts!

Ed, you were a cunt before joining parliament, a cunt during your tenure in parliament, and a cunt after being booted from parliament.

So the EU gravy has run out, never mind Auntie Beeb will sort you out plenty of coin for doing strictly.

Nominated by: Rebel without a cunt!

Jeremy Irons

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I’d like to cunt Jeremy Irons, the precious, self-important cunt and very worst kind of luvvie. Normally his cunting would not have been a priority in a world in which Corbyn, Smith, Sturgeon, May and Hunt are all alive and active, but then I saw a photo of Irons and his wife Sinead Cusack arriving at this year’s Venice Film Festival, just after having bought their outfits at Cunts ‘R’ Us

Who the fuck does the smug cunt think he is – Lord Byron or Pandit Nehru ?

Nominated by: Fred West

Keith Vaz [5]

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It would seem (according to the Sunday Mirror newspaper) that old Keith is a botty boy and paid to have sex with two male prostitutes.

No issue with Vaz’s sexual inclinations, I just think he’s a cunt! A shady cunt too because a few years ago now he was due to be raked over the coals for some “financial irregularities” and he mysteriously developed a heart condition with made him too ill to be questioned. Bit convenient that Keith mate, don’t you think?

Anyway, I have no doubt that the thousands of your “peaceful” friends who you lead in a march during the 80’s (to ban Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Verses book) will be wholly tolerant of your life choices.

Even though you are a Christian you were very quick to jump on the “peaceful” appeasement wagon to keep your greedy ass elected in Leicester East (which is a very “peaceful” area indeed).

Thing is, Keith, had you not dodged being questioned, and then hopefully tried and convicted of your “financial irregularities”, you could have has as much botty boy action as you heart desired in prison and it wouldn’t have cost you a penny, well, maybe a pack of benny hedges.

If I were you Keith I’d be ringing your private doctor again (NHS not good enough for this Labour stalwart) and see if he can knock up another sickie note for you.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!