Professional Climate Change Worrier. Not the last remaining member of the Carry On team.

And my word does the old bloodhound mug worry. The look is fawning cur after a swift kick in the bollocks. Pleading liquid eyes, flat boring midlands accent (very like the fun voice-over on the prostate ad), boat race composed of middle aged bags dragged down to the centre of the earth by gravity, large proboscis asking to be punched, a symphony of age, fail and decay. Pops up regularly on GB News as one of their token green lefties declaiming doom and global destruction.

This time around was imported on a feed from sun soaked Thailand (land of ladyboys and little boys) to be asked about the latest hot weather in Europe around the Olympics. Clearly tanned – well reddened actually – and embarrassed to be reporting from Boyland but the appearance fee trumps all. “In my job I can work from anywhere” and had offset his travel “I volunteered to pay an extra fee when I booked my plane ticket”. GB News incredulous at the cunts woketude but then that was the reason for him being there, to be sneered at. Yours Truly gets sneered at all the time but seldom gets paid for it.

My tip to cool down Paris for the Olympics Monsewer Macron, forget trying to clean up Paris, get all the Frogs and dogs out to piss on the streets as normal. Ammonia is an effective refrigerant. Vous savez que cela a un sens (you know it makes sense)

Infomash on the cunt:

I know I have had Bond villains on the brain of late but surely…..

https://www.britishweatherservices.uk/info-page/personnel.aspx

Chief Meteorologist and Founder of British Weather Services, an advisory Think Tank at the service of Industry, Governments, GB News and other worthy bodies. If you wonder what happens to old weathermen when they have fucked up and vanish they go and work for Jim. Manchester born (a fucking Manky) hence the flat irritating Corry accent. Dropped his real surname (Bacon) along the way, always a dodgy sign.

On reflection I believe I must be in error. Surely this is the “Carry On” Jim:

https://newa.expert/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/E4323.pdf

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

I am sorry I can’t provide a link, but turn on Wireless 4 any day of the week, especially during Money Box and You And Yours, and I guarantee you will hear some old bag screech the word “ABSOLUTELY!!”

You know the type. She went to “uni” always says “Thanks for having me on” before she starts her speech which always begins with “So-…”. Citizen Advice Bureau wimminz, “influencers” (aka ponces who want free stuff), company spokeswimmiz they all say “abs-so-lutee-lee!”. Many of them are in middle age but they all sound about 16, shrill and ever-so-enthusiastic. It happens to be a favourite of wimmiz MPs as well.

Can the BBC not call a ban on that word?. How about “quite” or “correct” or “I agree” or just an austere “Yes” , please no more fucking absolutelies. And why, since they are not being paid for their appearance why thank the fucking BBC for “having them on”. I would say “May I say to you, how generous of me is it to grace your tatty programme without a fee”

Is the word overused on the radio? – Absolutely!!!!!

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

The silly bitch – our first “l.ady chancellor” has already blown her non-existent credability by caving into the junior doctors by offering them a 22% pay rise- no doubt minced into submission by duckie little Wes Streeting.

Teachers are next in line to be the recipients of Reeves generosity at our expense.

No doubt those who really think doctors and nurses ARE angels (Lucy Letby and Harold Shipman anyone)?, will be weeping tears of joy. They will be weeping tears of pin when the fat arsed old cow raises taxes in October:

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

I’m not a God-botherer and no fan of Mr D. Ickebut but that opening ceremony took the piss. Hardly family viewing was it?

NY Post.

Golden bulls, bearded transexuals, drag queens and obese ‘models’ at the last supper with a blue Jesus and kid in amongst them, Euroquares dancing to Eurodance (an entire genre now ruined forever)in tribute to the EU. The ominous pale rider in his cloak riding down the Seine, (was Shaun con
mpensated for use of his likeness?) decapitated heads (Marie Antoinette) moaning.

Most Satanic of all. The flaming piano on the river, like the ferry on the Styx, with a woman singing blaphemous Lennon’s shit-Lib anthem, Imagine.
The only thing missing was Sam Smith sticking his tongue out and making an arse out of himself.

France really outdid themselves with that didplay of fucked-up cultural degeneracy.

Diversity is our Strength?

Diversity, Sex and Horror are the New God, more like.

I’m sure Sadiq and one thousand Labour/BBC/Guardian groomers and degenerates wanked themselves silly.

Sinister.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

I think that we all get a bit tired of seeing that skank Katie Price flashing her tits for the tabloids and making a proper bore of herself.

It’s so refreshing therefore to see a bit more class and style being shown by Britain’s Got Talent ‘star’ Amanda Holden (53).

None of that endless postering for the tabloids and soshull media. No being constantly photographed in a skimpy bikini or in a skirt with a slit up to her navel, flashing her knickers. No being seen braless in a tight top, nipples looking as though they’ve been iced down. No, she’s very reserved is our Mandy, as befits a mature 53-year-old woman.

It makes a refreshing change, I think you’ll all agree.

Amanda Holden is 53, and famous for being famous.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Ron Knee