Judge Paul Goldspring, Chief Magistrate, and Sir Kweer lookalike, is a total cunt.

Today he proved beyond reasonable doubt that he is a full on establishment toady as he handed down a six month suspended sentence to the revolting BBC presenter Huw Edwards:

Whitchurch Herald.

As microscopic violins played, Goldspring sympathised with the obscenely paid BBC flagship anchor Edwards. The filth connoisseur was, after all, ‘of previously good character’. What the fuck! So that’s all right then.

Apparently the leering purrvertist’s career is ‘in tatters’. Boo fucking Hoo.

Will the fragrant Yvette be reviewing the appropriateness of the sentence? Will she fuck. Establishment cunts stick closer together than the pages of a wanker’s well used jizz mag. Fuck the lot of them.

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

I`d like to cunt …

THE FRENCH

(Channel Migrants Deaths)

Apparently, it`s all the fault of … ∰ the British. ∰

You can find a more detailed analysis on this fairy story within the link …

BBC News.

But allow me to highlight the more salient paragraphs …

… And the blunt conclusion … by local mayors, by pensioners, by couples out walking their dogs on beaches [in France] where they now fear they may come across bodies washed ashore – is that this is Britain’s fault.
Having watched this crisis evolve over decades, from the camps around the Channel tunnel and the ferry ports, to this more recent phenomenon of small boats, many French people deeply resent the way their own lives and communities have been transformed by a crisis they see as British-made.

… Britain’s loosely regulated job market, that acts like a magnet, drawing young Eritreans, determined Sudanese, Afghans, Syrians and Iraqis to this coastline, convinced that if they can just make it across this last, short stretch of water – or even half way across – they’ll end up in a country where they can find work, even without the right paperwork.

And finally …

The small boat crisis may be big news in the UK, but in France, … frankly tired of the situation on its northern coastline, even twelve deaths in the Channel barely make headlines.

Sorry France, please accept our apologies.

Would you like some more of our cash?

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Nominated by : Sam Beau

A piss be upon him cunting for ex-England cricketer Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff. During filming in India for his BBC documentary series about cricket helping disadvantaged yoof, Field of Dreams on Tour, Flintoff decided to fast for a day for Ramadan in a heart warming gesture of solidarity with said disadvantaged yoof Adnan, an Afghan refugee.

Poor Adnan opened up about about how hard it was seeing his friends eat while he was unable to. He was also the only Muslim on the team, adding to his trauma. Flintoff then asked the rest of the team to join him and all agreed. I bet they fucking well did. I would also wager that sausage and bacon were also off the breakfast menu and a relaxing beer in the evening too.

Is it any wonder that these bastards can’t/wont integrate into western culture and respect their hosts way of life whist bellends like Flintoff pander and indulge their stone age regressive mindset? You might argue its only one day of fasting to cheer up a lonely lad but its not OUR culture. You give in to these cunts on the small things and they always want more.

Remember, just a generation or so ago Islamic extremism, grooming gangs, de facto sharia law, Muslim no-go areas, sham marriages, honour killings and backdoor blasphemy laws were virtually unheard of.

Maybe Flintoff’s near-fatal car crash mongnified his booze-addled brain more than previously thought?

Nauseating Mirror link if you can stomach it.

Mirror

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Is an absolute cunt.

This good for nothing bastard has suspended 30 arms export licenses to Israel.

Anyone can see straight through this for the terrorist appeasing gesture that it is, just to keep Muslim voters onside. Next up we’ll all be paying compensation to Hamas in our taxes.

Lammy is an imbecilic foreign twat who belongs in Guyana, or stuck on a spike on Londonistan bridge.

independent

Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

jesus h christ

They’ve dreamt up another one ..

Just now, a new word appeared to me on Google’s ‘trending headlines’.

(You know that ‘feature’ y’switch off to keep the cretin-level headlines hidden, but it auto-switches back to ‘on’ after a month of being off, the arrogant bastards?)

Anyhoo. ‘What’s this bullshit, now ??’ led to a gander.

‘Gaining traction globally’ declares the first headline.

‘New identity everyones talking about’ sez the next …

‘What you need to know’ is the following one’s angle.

Offerings 4,5,6,7 all use the phrase ‘new phenomenon’

And the 8th , whilst still using ‘new phenomenon’ goes on to say ‘forcing experts to reassess the nature of human attraction”

Number 9 plain straight out asked “Are YOU symbiosexual?”

10th? : ‘Emerging sexual identity taking the internet by storm’ & ‘Redefining human relationships’

I’m not even going to approach the pathetic nature of the fucking thing, – nor the folk that perpetuate this needy shit endlessly – IN the nom(plenty of space to do that when it comes around) .. but ye might as well get the gist of it now, cunters, .. it looks like we’re going to have to put up with it for the foreseeable… Google (somewhat forcibly)says so!

Economic Times.

Picked one at random (what’s it got to do with an Economics led site, anyways?) They’re all much of a muchness, I’m sure. A whole lot of copy & paste most likely.

Nominated by : CuntemAll