Norfolk County Council:

I apologise that this is lengthy and isn’t about Brexit, Owen Jones (a massive cunt) or any other cunt that needs nominating, but I need to vent.
The ruling Cuntservative bunch of self serving parasites at NCC have really managed to make themselves look complete and utter cunts in the last few days and are boiling my piss to the max.

Why? Well because for a kick off they are cutting services left right and centre in the hope of making what are really meagre savings, especially with childrens services and anything involving the vulnerable. Savings that could easily be made if they went back to employing their own staff and managing their own affairs, instead of farming out every service going to any Tom Dick or Harry wanting to make a fast and easy buck. Just one company alone made £450,000 profit from them last year and many more rake it in at our expense, money that could be used in front line services. Now in a typical cuntish way to kick the vulnerable and incapable even further into the dirt, these despicable cunts have voted to take disabled benefits into account when calculating care costs for those that rely on help the most, especially children, some of which have said it will force them into food banks. This extract from the local paper:

“Their proposal, which would save County Hall £4m, would change the ‘minimum income guarantee’used by the council to assess how much people aged 18 to 64 pay for care. At the moment, the council uses a rate of £189 a week for everyone, but wants to change that to £123.45 for those aged 18 to 24 and £151.45 a week for those aged 25 to 64.”
So, £70 a week loss for some, especially the youngest, not that they give a shit, heartless cunts. Now heres the piss kettle getting switched back on: The twats have announced that some £60m will have been spent on refurbishing the County Hall since 2013 because they say it needs it. (story here: https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/politics/extra-24m-added-to-bill-for-county-hall-revamp-1-5856449)

£60m would have built a lovely new building I am sure. Of that figure, some £24m is being spent on refurbishing some areas for space that they say needs renovating to close down and sell existing buildings to bring those staff back into County Hall. A move that will save £400k a year. CUNTS! Even with the predicted £1.1m from building sales that means a payback of almost 55 years. What cunt figured that fuck up out? Bear in mind that of all the cuts they have sanctioned in the last few weeks, none match up to this hare brained financial clusterfuck in monetary terms.

And to really nail it today, despite communities crying out for traffic measures or other desperately needed work in their areas, these cunts that spout the usual ‘value for money’ garbage, have announced less than 24h after the Royal Gaffer rolled his fuckin’ chariot that they are going to reduce the speed limit on the A149 where the old git crashed the bastard! Theres nothing left to boil! Fuck them and their 2.99% tax rise. Cunts.

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Grump

Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted that World Cup winning goalkeeper and England legend Gordon Banks would be next to die. He was 81.

On to Deadpool 123

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

My predictions (OpinionatedCunt):

Hillary Clinton

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Nobby Stiles

Nancy Pelosi

Robert Mugabe

Publishing your own autobiography.

I’ve just seen an ad. for a company that sends some poor Cunt around to listen to your recollections for 12 one-hour sessions. It then takes your old photos and boring tales and writes it all up for you. Customers then receive 12 hardback copies for them to give to their family and friends…no idea how much it costs, I was so appalled that I missed that part.

Fuck me,I’m no Shrinking Violet,but even I would baulk at the idea of inflicting people with the history of my life. As for the thought of some boring old coffin-dodger giving us the story of his mediocre, dull existence in hardback form..well,I’m speechless. It’s bad enough having to listen to some pensioner banging on about Old Auntie Ethel or whatever without having to look at photos of the Auld Trout too.

This must be the ultimate in Vanity Publishing and should be strongly discouraged by beating the author around the head with his own dreadful recollections.

Get Fucked.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Bad cyclists deserve a nomination. Those who do the following :

Don’t wear helmet.
Don’t have lights at night, of if they do, some tiny flickering pale green thing at the front and nothing at the back.
Don’t stop at lights, junctions, zebra crossings.
Don’t signal.
Weave in and out of traffic without looking.
Cycle on pavement and expect you to make way for them. I recently told some tosser to fuck off when he told me to get out of the way (had no lights on either, twat).
Yack on mobile phone, or even worse texting.

I no longer look out for cyclists at night. If they don’t have lights and I knock them over, then fuck them. I’ll sue them for damage to the car.

Also a nomination for grown men who ride on those stupid tiny stunt bikes. Usually some twentysomething twat with a straggly beard, tattoos and a beanie, whizzing down the road whilst standing on the pedals at a crazy angle. Get a bigger bike you tossers !!

Nominated by Mystic Maven

A jolly hockey sticks Radio 4 cunting please for the oldest teenager in the business, Polly Toynbee, 72 going on 12.

She has decided Saturday (19th Jan) will be REmain day for the following specious reasons:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1073725/Brexit-news-uk-eu-latest-brexit-deal-Polly-Toynbee-twitter

Have you ever read so many shit in your life?. The silly old cunt has outdone even Owen Jones.

The childish, inept, thick as pick shit, but thinks she is oh so clever old harridan needs to be careful – at her age she might conk out on the crapper straining to evacuate the caviar in her bowles, or she might have a nasty accident with the razor when shaving her rancid old minge. She could be dead before the rest of us.

Nominated by W C Boggs