Potholes

are cunts.

This is an ongoing issue and the absolute bugbear of any road user who has the misfortune to have to drive ( or be driven ) over these ploughed fields masquerading as roads.

Quite apart from the danger of a collision if someone unexpectedly jinks into your path trying to avoid one, there’s the issue of potentially expensive damage to your vehicle should you hit one.

Not to worry, you can always claim from the council can’t you?

Wrong! They have the perfect loophole.
You can’t claim if the pothole is
A. Scheduled for repair, or
B. Hasn’t been reported, so they didn’t know about it.

Got you coming and going, haven’t they? How do you disprove either scenario?

As a matter of interest, the Telegraph has published an article about this, which is behind a pay wall on line, but mentioned that those whose claims were successful are those on two-wheeled transport who suffered significant injury.

times

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Dr. Anthony John Felton

 


Let me present you with a typical school headmaster – an arrogant man who is good at dishing it out, but not so happy having to take it. Felton decided to attack his deputy with an offensive weapon, and inflicted injuries on him. This was is March 2025, now, just ten months later, the sanctimonious old cunt has been arrested, tried, imprisoned – and released!. Just imagine if he had been a lorryn driver or a factory worker. I am sure the would have been looking at a 3/5 year sentence, but poor old Felton, even with his derisory sentence, was shitting himself. “I was afraid I would be raped” (at 54 with a face like that – Christ he has a high opinion of himself!).

Thankfully, the old lags took to “sir” and gave him an easy time.

Given the ludicrously short sentence and the violence displayed by the old bugger, I wish some big black quare had taken a liking to him inside.

Two Tier sentencing in action:

the sun

Nominated by W C Boggs.

The Rodbournes and Their Ruined Christmas


It wouldn’t be Christmas ( sorry, the Festive season ) without a tale of woe or two, preferably featuring some “vulnerable” member of society and including the word ” ruined “, so here you are.

Kent Online.

Jean and Ron Rodbourne were due to host the family celebrations. They placed an order for home delivery back in October, which was due to arrive between 4 and 5pm. When it hadn’t been delivered by 6pm, Jean rang only to be told it was a ” computer glitch” and there was nothing that could be done.

Now, here’s where my sympathy chip went on the fritz.

This was the 22nd December, not Christmas Eve. The delivery was from Sainsbury’s, not Fortnum and Mason. It was payment on delivery, so they weren’t left without money to buy groceries elsewhere.

What was stopping their son ( who ended up hosting at his house ) taking them shopping on the 23rd, so plans could go ahead?

Of course, Christmas was “ruined”, and the couple have asked for compensation, naturally.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Sleeper cells

are cunts.

Sleeper cells first piqued my interest decades ago before I had even heard the term used. I met a young man working in an office on Smallbrook Ringway in Birmingham who didn’t bother to hide the fact that he hated the British. He was as white as me with a strong regional accent, born in Birmingham of Irish heritage. This was a short time after and a few hundred yards from the bombings of the Mulberry Bush and the Tavern in the Town which is why he made such an impression on me. I learned later in life that this is a known and common thing. In the days of the Iron Curtain for instance many of the refugees who escaped the GDR to the west quickly became active in far left politics and some in “direct action”. Makes me wonder about Mutti Merkel.

People often express surprise that the children and even grandchildren of immigrants to the UK are terrorists. At least they are easier to spot than the white lad I met in Brum all those years ago due to their enhanced melanin levels.

Metro

Nominated by arfurbrain.

72% of Somalians in the UK live in social housing

and it is a cunt.

It therefore appears that most Somalians in the UK are a net drain on public resources. Not surprising perhaps if we consider the published research on the average IQ of Somalia’s population, with figures generally cited between 68 and 84. That range equating to varying degrees of learning disabled. Considering the news now coming out of the US regarding mass fraud in Minnesota by members of the same nationality, I think we can say their tendency to be a disappointing addition in civilized countries isn’t restricted to the UK. Although quite how the authorities in the US managed to be defrauded by such cretins is puzzling in itself… perhaps another sorry example of a formerly high-trust society not being equipped to deal with the behaviour of corrupt garbage from the third world?

gov.uk

Nominated by Norfolk jugs.