‘Hello sailor!’

‘Oooooooo…get ‘er!’

There’s a long and honourable tradition of claiming that historical figures belong to some fashionable minority. Cleopatra was black, Florence Nightingdale was a tuppence licker, Hitler only had one ball… you know the sort of thing I mean.

Now there’s the case of Admiral Lord Nelson, who was mortally wounded as the Royal Navy blew the arses off the French and Spanish fleets at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805. As Nelson lay dying aboard HMS Victory, he is reputed to have said to his said to his friend Captain Thomas Hardy ‘kiss me Hardy’.

Based on this, the Walker Art Gallery in Liverpool has branded our boy Horatio as ‘queer’, and has placed two paintings of his death in an exhibition entitled ‘On the History of LGBTQ and Love’. Apparently the museum’s curators have stated that ‘historians have long speculated about the exact nature of the relationship’ between Nelson and Hardy, and that their friendship and bond could represent ‘the sometimes hidden queer history of life at sea’. Sounds as though life at sea could have had its, shall we say, gay side back in those days; all ‘rum, bum and concertina’, as George Melly put it in his autobiography.

Now as we know, Nelson was married to Frances Nelson, but was also getting plenty on the side from Lady Emma Hamilton, who bore the saucy sailor a child. Nevertheless, those vital three words reputedly spoken by Nelson as his life ebbed away must surely be taken as conclusive evidence that he did, in fact, secretly bat for the other side.

I don’t know about anybody else, but I for one think that we owe a tremendous debt of gratitude to the Walker Gallery for bringing a new and fascinating insight into the life of one of our greatest national figures.

Who and what next I wonder? ‘Margaret Thatcher was a man!’ claims controversial historian…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15168477/Lord-Nelson-gay-leading-gallery-says-years-speculation-hero-admirals-words.html

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Maidstone Borough Council is made up of an unholy coalition of the ‘Green and Independence Alliance’ and the Limp Dumbs, all led by councillor Stuart Jeffrey. There must be no potholes to fix in the Maidstone area or litter and fly tipping to be cleaned up and no headaches over funding for social care, transport and housing.

I say this because Stu and the gang do have time to write to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood demanding legislation is introduced to grant a general pardon for women executed under the Witchcraft Act including seven in Kent in 1652.

The women killed “remain victims of a huge injustice rooted in misogyny” said Jeffrey “and were persecuted due to their social status, gender, and perceived non-conformity”. Well it was the 17th century you fucking twat. They are taking admittedly backwards beliefs and viewing them though the lens of the 21st century. People also believed the Earth was flat and took mercury and hemlock to treat ills and people used to say “bless you” after sneezing believing it stopped the Devil entering your body through your mouth. Do you want to dig up the old bones of Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins and stick him on trial too?

Finally the Home Secretary should have better things to do like stopping the never ending tide of Third World criminals and spongers invading us in their thousands every week. How about worrying about the women and girls at risk today and not ones from hundreds of years ago?

Maidstone Borough Council need a go on the ducking stool themselves.

A pox upon them all!

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Clearsprings Ready Homes are cunts.

They are one of three companies employed by the Home Office to house “migrants”..

It’s trousered £183,000,000 in taxpayers money in profit so far,and paid dividends to its parent company of the same amount.

Despite this in itself being a national disgrace,the article naturally goes on to form yet another BBC Sob Story regarding the poor food and accommodation the foreign residents receive..

“It’s just terrible,” said an asylum seeker from South America, whom we are calling Andrea. She said she has been living in a hotel for two years with her eight-year-old daughter.

“Some people think we are living in a paradise,” she said. “Try to live as an asylum seeker only for one day – the mattresses are dirty, the toilets, everything is dirty, broken.”

A true Merry-go-round of vermin.

BBC News Link

Dear me.

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

A multiple rapíst and thief, now convicted and in one of our prisons for a minimum of 14 years.

Dreadful crimes indeed, strangely his nationality and history is not disclosed..

Greater Manchester Police News Link

However..the evil is cunt is Algerian..
Plus “Sid Ali Djelid is originally from Algeria. He drifted across Europe, living on the streets of Marseille and pickpocketing to survive. He worked briefly as an electrician in Germany before turning to theft, which landed him a two-year prison sentence there. After settling in Manchester, his criminal behavior escalated dramatically, culminating in five theft-related offenses tied to these horrific rape convictions.”

So no Mancunian after all surprisingly.

A thorough going North African Cunt instead.

Oven.

I should mention most MSM outlets avoid the cunts nationality, oddly including Our BBC, but the link in the nomination does briefly.

Thank you for your patience.

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

Now I would never want to go to Türkiye myself (or Morocco) but some people do like to dabble.

When planning your trips (presuming that you are going un armed) its worth checking the value of human life at your destination and you should have a good idea what to expect if you get in the shit.

So a few reviews of this beauty.

Trip Advisor Reviews

It seems to be a drop em and drown them ship, inadequate facilities for exiting the water and no first aid trained staff, the reviews say it all. As this chap found out (Now immortalised on the pages of trip adviser).

Nottingham Post Link

Now that’s a world of cunty ness!

Nominated by: Lord benny