Eddie Marsan (Actor)

This intellectual giant has featured in todays news – airing his opinions about the white working class ( although seemingly he considers himself one of them).

According to Eddie, the white working class are their own worst enemy, being addicted to silly ideas like patriotism , for instance. No good ever came from it according to him, and it makes us susceptible to Far Right Nutters.

Far be it from me to contradict, but it couldn’t possibly be anything to do with their own cultural values being denigrated and suppressed, and the numbers of undocumented aliens being supported at the taxpayers expense, could it?

According to Eddie, such immigrant persons have a much more positive mindset about education and opportunity, than the native British. Yet strangely, I am sure I have seen statistics about the high proportion of unemployed immigrants, and the number of children who do not speak English being admitted to schools, who then have to figure out how to include them in lessons.

Obviously I don’t live in his head, although there is probably plenty of room – but it seems to me that he is somehow ashamed of his background and hopes to distance himself from it.

I resent the implication that I could not possibly have made my own mind up unaided about this country and it’s problems. A walk round most towns and cities here will show you those. But I clearly don’t have the intellectual capacity to decide really, due to my socio-economic background and mental limitations.

If the comments in the article are anything to go by. he is going to get a big backlash now…maybe Reform will get another surge in membership!. Well done Eddie, keep up the good work!

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Nominated by Mary Hinge.

Squeamish and Mardarse Doctors

Back in the old days of the 60s, 70s and 80s, a Doctor would do their job. Undaunted by any ailment or situation, they would (mostly) be efficient and professional. You remember? The old days when they would actually come to your house when you needed them. Back in the mists of time…

However, these days Doctors aren’t so dedicated. In fact, a good few of them are pathetic.

I have seen and heard about Doctors getting all soft, like a woman standing on a stool when they’ve seen a mouse. One recent instance was a friend of mine in the dialysis unit who has also undergone dental work recently. The Doctor asked to see his teeth, so the lad opened his mouth. And, all the bloke did was take a top denture plate out to show the Doctor what had been done,. The Quack went all soft and said ‘Oooooh. Put that away. I don’t want to see that..’ The lad responded ‘Well, you bloody asked’.

Another one was when my old dad had some trouble with his arse later in life. The Doctor who was examining him got all squeamish and said ‘This is very embarrassing for me’. To which. my dad replied ‘I’m fucking loving it, me.’

No link, but the stories speak for themselves. And these sods want another pay rise?! Fuck me….

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Nominated by Norman Link by Jeezum Priest.

Black Fatigue

Now I have only just happened upon ‘black fatigue’ but it explains a lot. So what is it? Well there are a couple of interpretations and it depends who you ask. Academics, race activists and their ‘allies’ say it is the ‘mental, emotional, and exhaustion experienced by black people and the racism, discrimination and microaggressions in their daily lives’.

If you ask most other people, whether they care to admit it or not, its the exhaustion of the never-ending self-pity and their victimhood mentality. The weariness of their inability to help themselves. The fatigue of constant entitlement, special treatment, reparations and whining about ‘muh slavery’.

The easy answer of course is to ignore it but it is so pernicious and ingrained within society now. If you have kids it will be in their school curriculum as they decolonise our history. It is in healthcare, cancer screenings, pregnancy, dentistry, car insurance, driving tests, housing, stop and search, school places, TV roles.

The list of ‘injustices’ its literally endless. Imagine running a small business and employing one? It would be like tap dancing through a Russian minefield. There is nothing which cannot be manipulated and twisted into some grievance narrative and confected racism.

Liberal white guilt is the antithesis to black fatigue. Their answer is to simply indulge them. This is where you get lowering of standards to the lowest common denominator and ensure that nobody wins – including blacks themselves. You end up with things like black only dormitories and graduation ceremonies in the US, as if the civil rights movement never happened. Kids are taught black Britons built Stone Henge or g*llying up Regency England in Bridgerton and Anne Boleyn discovering she was actually black.

To say you are fatigued by all of this would be racist of course but I’m past caring. Even some black people are starting to wake up and realise that the grifting is why people despise them.

I need a lie down.

Nurse!

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

The Ongoing Search for Madeleine McCann

Well here’s a fucking surprise.

As temperatures rise and the holiday season approaches, yet again a team of UK fatties will be going to Portugal to search for Madeleine McCann.

This special squad who will consist of members of the ‘Police Service’ many of whom would not have been in secondary school when she disappeared 18 years ago will go to a foreign country that they have no knowledge of, armed with just a map and perhaps a set of golf clubs.

They will get absolutely no help from the local police who have had the parents of the child as suspects to her disappearance since day one.

The local police have been criticised and ridiculled by their British counterparts who notoriously can’t be bothered to attend house burglaries or shoplifting crimes in their own country.

After 18 years what can the dozy British police possibly hope to find?
Do they actually think that someone will now remember something that they saw almost 2 decades ago?
Will they accept anything that anybody says as being credible?

What a complete waste of UK tax payer’s money.
A squad of people that cannot wear their uniforms and have no authority to question anyone turning up in a holiday resort to hand out flyers.

The British police didn’t do their jobs properly in 2007 and they are incapable of doing things right now.

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Nominated by the Artful Cuter.

National Express


I recently bought a ‘best of’ CD by a band called The Divine Comedy. A little research told me a well known song by them is called National Express. I checked it out on YT (link below). I think the video would have been funnier had it been set on an actual coach, but the lyrics are hilarious. Here’s an excerpt:

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On the National Express there’s a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She’ll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in ’63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it’s hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country

Anyway, this got me reminiscing about my own National Express days when, as a student in Leicester, I’d travel by coach for hours to see my then girlfriend in Newcastle. For a laugh, I jumped on the National Express website to see if they still operate that route, how long it takes and how much it costs nowadays. And thus the point of this cunting.

Costing out a return ticket I noticed a booking fee with a little information link next to it. So I clicked that and saw this:

When booking a ticket with National Express, we charge a booking fee which is different depending on the way in which you book:
Using our website – £1.50
Using one of our station’s ticket vending machines – £2
Buying a ticket at the coach station desk – £2
Phoning our contact centre – £3

So to travel with National Express you have to book your ticket and to do that they charge you a booking fee? Isn’t that like Tescos charging you an entrance fee in order to buy their food in their supermarkets? It gets worse as they completely undermine their own justification for doing this. Their explanation continued:

The booking fee helps us to make sure that our website, payment, and booking engines are as secure as possible for our customers. Charging a small booking fee also means that we can constantly invest in new technology to make sure that you get the best experience when booking tickets on our website.

Hang on. They’re choosing to have an online booking system in order to attract more customers 24×7. The cost of that infrastructure is just part of doing business, but they’re charging customers a separate fee to use that booking mechanism. OK then, why not just buy the ticket in person at the coach station ticket counter? Oh wait, there’s a £2 booking fee for that, so what’s that fee paying for? Locks on the staff lavatory doors? ‘Phoning in a booking must be the cheapest option of all, right? Wrong! That’s £3 and here’s why:

For phone bookings, adding a small fee to each ticket means that we have enough staff in our contact centre and coach stations to process your booking as smoothly as possible.

So ‘phone customers are paying for the privilege of calling in new business and subsidising in person coach station transactions which they didn’t use. And finally dear cunters, the icing on their bullshit cake is this:

No Booking fee with My Account: Sign up to My Account for free and save £1.50 on your ticket purchase when you book online.

So if everyone had a free online account to avoid the £1.50 online booking fee, how would National Express, “make sure that our website, payment, and booking engines are as secure as possible for our customers”? Equally, how would they “constantly invest in new technology to make sure that you get the best experience when booking tickets on our website”?

Fucking hypocrites. I’d have more respect for these cunts if their website just said, “We charge a booking fee for no reason other than to boost our profits. We get away with it because this customer fleecing practice is so prevalent now, customers just expect it and pay up. If you don’t like it, fucking walk”.

What other bullshit fees need exposing? Over to you.

Nominated by : Imitation Yank