are a cunt.

“Ofcom has told the BBC it has never heard from a pōrn company it has fined £1m for failing to comply with the UK Online Safety Act.”

So they didn’t respond and fined them a further £50,000..

That they will never pay but it keeps penpushing cunts in a job and let’s the uncooked sausage that is the PM waffle on about protecting (?) young people.

The purveyors of pořn offer a service,I’ve never heard of any teenage lad being forced to log onto a pořn website against their will,hormones dictate behaviour at that age and they will find a way to do “extensive research”..

Anyhow the company that faces the ire of Ofcom is registered to an address in Belize,where I assume nobody gives a heavily regulated fuck about the UK govts fines.

No doubt Ofcom will be writing a strongly worded letter to the govt of Belize about this calumny and in 200 years hence will still be awaiting a response.

But at least our govt have taken action!!

The hopeless puritanical cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are cunts.

Poor Fuckers C.A.

Afghan ‘Peaky Blinders’ arrested by Taliban for violating ‘Islamic Values’.

Well there is a sentence I never thought I’d ever hear. Known as the ‘Jabrael Shelbys’ four young Afghan men have been arrested by the Taliban’s Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice – imagine an AK toting Mary Whitehouse with a beard and pyjamas – after they began dressing up as characters from the BBC crime drama and parading around their township of Jabrael in Herat province.

A Taliban spokesman said “a programme for their correction has begun. We, praise be to God, are Muslims and Afghans; we have our own religion, culture and values. He added their behaviour was inconsistent with Islamic values and Afghan culture. The four offered remorse after ‘necessary guidance’. Yeah, a few weeks in a 12th century dungeon and your bollocks wired up to a car battery will do that.

I’m sure the Taliban morality police would be much happier if they were doing something more wholesome and Islamic like martyring themselves to Allah or fucking their cousins.

the sun

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

There are times when I just want to completely chill out.
I don’t want to have to concentrate or even think. I want to relax.

For those times I find that watching the snooker is ideal.
Relaxing but not too boring.
Each frame is different.

Mrs Cunter tuned into the darts tournament last night.
What a fucking load of shit!

It starts with an announcer, introducing 2 fat bastards as if they are going to be competing for a world boxing title.

“FROM LAANDAAN AND BEING BROADCAST LIVE THROUGHOUT THE WOOOOOOOOOLDDDD!!!”
“THE MIGHTY JOOOOOOW BLOOOOOOOOOOGS!!”

Then some obese, four eyed cunt appears for his walk on.
Music playing at full blast and dopey, pissed spectators holding up bizarre messages on bits of card.

The fat cunt will stop just before going up the steps to the stage to hug his family and kiss his equally obese wife.
Anyone would think that he was a fat gladiator, about to face a life or death contest in the ring.

Once he hauls his sweaty carcass up the stairs to the stage there are confused dancing girls, trying to make a routine out of the bad choice of music.

Repeat again for his opponent.

Every fucking game is exactly the same.
Score 501 and end with a double before the other fat cunt does.
There is very little skill involved in my opinion.
If anyone were to practice doing the same repetitive movement for 8 hours a day, every day, then they would be very good at it within a few short months.

Then there is the absolute arrogance when a player throws a good score.
The fist pumping and expression to the cameras.
It’s just a pub game you cunts. You have thrown a dart at a target, not floored Mohamed Ali in his prime.

Don’t get me started about the spectators in their fancy dress, singing stupid songs.
They deserve their own, separate cunting.

Unwatchable tripe.

Sly Sports. (Link provided by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : The Artful Cunter

is a cunt. Stop adding isn’t she ok or I will bin it. I have said before, but for clarification this is a nomination page not a fucking rhetorical quiz. C.A.

What the dickens is this thing? Imagine the least feminine woman you can. It looks like somebody stuck a maltezer on top of a withered marmoset monkey and used twiglets as arms. Not being quite ugly enough, she wears a lezza ring through both snot-nostrils. Street, inni’.

She was in some Wizard of Oz spinoff and is now playing Jeezus in Jesus Christ Superstar. Erivo said that her performances in are inherently political simply because she is a black, queer woman…. zzzzzz.

Apparently, she was born in London. Her full name is Cynthia Chinasaokwu Onyedinmanasu Amarachukwu Owezuke Echimino Erivo. That must be Anglo-Saxon. Despite being… erm, British, she’s taken roles that are African American. Isn’t that a bit cultural appropriating? When can I throw my name into the ring to play MLK? When can I audition for junkie Whitney Houston? Can I safely prepare for Lammy: The musical?

Just what we need in an overcrowded ugly/black/lezza world: another ugly/ black/ muffin-munching lipstick butch bulldog.

bored panda

Nominated Captain Magnanimous, link by C.A.

I think this is the last of the Christmas related noms. Fill yer boots – NA.

The blight of every fucking Christmas CD ever.

The original rich socialist hippy speaking down to us plebs.

And that screechy bint – “and a velly mellly chrismaaaas”

He was an ugly, scrawny cunt with stupid glasses and I’m glad someone shot him. Probably a spurned gay ex-shag.

The Beatles were shit and he made them twenty times shitter with his left wing crap.

Odious foul creature of filth from Satan’s unwiped arsehole.

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm