Maybe She/he is Trans.C.A.
Call me a cynical, ungrateful cunt, but the ‘heroic’ Whelford farmer deserves a good old ‘look at me’ cunting.
The unknown (at the time of writing) woman has been lauded as a hero in some quarters for calling old bill when she spotted some shifty blokes and their transit vans in the dead of night, outside the perimeter of RAF Fairford.
Well done, you might think.
But it would appear that isn’t enough for our one woman agricultural anti terrorist squad.
She’s also claiming she ‘foiled’ the whole plot.
She’s obviously got herself down as a sort of Bruce Willis in a Barbour jacket and wellies.
At the end of the day, there’s nothing much heroic about seeing someone up to no good and calling the police.
Even a fucking child could do that.
What’s she after, I wonder?
The George Medal? A slot on Celebrity Masterchef?
I’ve seen people develop an ego after years of being told how great they are, but she’s only been in the news 4 hours.
What a self aggrandising old mare!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
She should be grateful the rozzers didn’t arrest her for a racist hate crime.
And drink driving.
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You have an airbase used by the USA to launch bombing missions.
You have a country full of unknown immigrants, many of whom could be part of terrorist cells.
You have the information that that air base has been declared a legitimate target by Iran.
And it’s down to some cunt of a farmer that lives nearby to raise the alarm that the place may be under attack.
Not only that, it’s the local plod that turn up to chase and arrest the suspects.
Don’t the military, both British and American, have any sort of security around these places?
Good morning.
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I drive through Whelford amd Kempsford on my way home from work, they’re proper out in the countryside…many’s the time they’ve got flourescented-jacketed elderly busybodies pointing a speed camera at you.
I’ve had a couple of speed warning letters from the parish council.
Fuck those self-important coffin-dodgers (and the sell-out DVLA for giving out my info).
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Ah yes, the yellow-jacketed numpties; Good Morning to the Smallfield Branch.
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Traffic wombles
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It’s crawling with those cunts around where I am, and I ensure I flick them the bird whenever I see them. In my younger days I drifted the V12 I used to drive past a gaggle of them whilst calling them a bunch of wankers. You get the letters come through and I don’t even open them – straight in the bin. If you offend enough times the filth actually pay you a visit and claim they may take action against you. One of our clients is a judge and she confirms this is a total bluff and there is no action they can take – you just have to say to them show me the evidence; then they know they’ve been rumbled.
If the filth want to do their job and properly police the roads for speeding I’m fine with that, but these blue-rinsed middle class JSO type arseholes who do it just because they like exercising their inner-Hitler should all be mown down and have their Fisher Price pretend radar guns shoved up their prim and proper pooholes.
Morning all.
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Do we even know what she foiled? Apart from a group of dodgy foreigners up to no good.
Terror plot, diesel thieves, doggers?
Who knows, the press and the media dropped that story toot sweet.
Bigger story’s to cover, like morrissey the consumer monkeys, magical cheap fuel app.
Still give it a week that app will come in handy, for protesters to make savings on their petrol for burning down public buildings.
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Morrissey the consumer monkey.
Nice one Barry. 😂
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Bossy, bombastic. harridan, self important old woman, gives herself aires and graces, bigs herself up, herfarts smell of roses, thinks her tits are a pair of bollocks – there is no doubt about it – she must be a relative of Lady Nugee – Emily Thornberry
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its coming to something when you can’t hang around in countryside masked up with a group of men,
without some farmers wife informing the police.
it could of been a IRA stag do,
Mexican wrestlers camping trip,
or something!
I heard about some farmers wife
cutting the tails off blind mice
and Im mad as hell!
Go milk your bull Mildred
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Very true – it might have been Keir and Mandy “interviewing” some young rent boys from Ukraine
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Has JP posted owt in the last few days?
Hopefully he’s okay.
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I think he is just leaving it long enough so he can quote Mark Twain and say “The report of my death was an exaggeration”, Cunt Engine.
But yes, I do hope he is alright.
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Funnily , I thought that yesterday Thomas.
when did he last post?
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Hmmm…not sure.
Maybe he’s gone ‘fuck it’, stolen an excavator and ploughed into a mosque during Friday prayers, killing dozens of sand goblins and it’s being kept out of the press.
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I’m fine you lot, but thanks for your concern. 👍
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I read that all of the suspects were arrested and then given bail.
Trump was quoted as saying, “I wouldn’t have done that”.
Well if he had proper security around a US military target then perhaps the suspects would have been shot, or at least now be in Guantamamo Bay being waterboarded.
But as it was, the people who were in the airbase didn’t answer their phone.
What a fucking shambles.
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To be fair to the yanks I suspect if it had been another sand wóg plot and they had managed to get onto the airfield itself then they would have been “unalived” in short order.
At least I very much hope so.
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Throw the old tart into a bale making machine
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Perhaps the farmer is thinking of a new career with her chosen profession being 💩 on by the government…00cowdung at your service 🐮
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Scrumpy, pint, shaken not stirred.
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What a clash of cultures!
Dirty urban paki rats venturing out into the leafy Home Counties only to be thwarted by a Telegraph reading Middle Englander,the sort of fucking idiot who thinks writing to their MP and voting for Kemi will arrest the enshittification of Modern Britain.
Probably swaps recipes for jam with the ladies of Piddington.
Dozy cunts.
Good morning.
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” There’s a robbery taking place at the doughnut shop ! ”
Massive armed police response, dog units, Special Branch, Tactical Aid Group and every off duty rozzer for miles around.
Perps arrested, kicked to fuck, thrown into chokey and denied bail.
Fast tracked through the courts and given five years, plus another one for being far right and white.
Good morning 👍🌄
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Farmer wives seem a unlikely sleuth.
But then there’s loads that surprise you.
Cadfael, a medieval monk
Father Dowling, a yank vicar
miss Marple, some old bid.
poirot, some Ducky fuckin Belgian
And my favourite Columbo,
a cyclops tramp.
But they always solved the case.
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No doubt the production team for Clarksons Farm have noted the entertainment potential of this saga.
Jeremy and Caleb see a van load of p1keys trying to empty their red diesel tank at 2am, call in the bomb squad, inform the ambassador to the US, and create an international incident.
And in the next episode, they’ll pretend nothing happened.
It’s a ratings winner.
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7ft anorexic Shepherdess Amanda Owen hasn’t solved any crimes lately.
But then farming is busy work.
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According to my ex RAF mate, rumours in the service are suggesting that they were, indeed, a gang of diesel thieves and that a theory of a terrorist plot is being perpetuated for several reasons.
Old bill, understandably at first, went in all truncheons blazing and called in the bomb squad.
When nothing was found, rather than briefing the media to cool the rhetoric, nothing was done.
Then Trump muddies the waters and everyone reaches for the ‘nothing to see here’ instruction manual and dig themselves a hole full of bullshit from which they are yet to emerge.
Just a rumour, you understand, but there’s no feeling from RAF personnel that they’ve dodged a bullet, apparently.
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Oh come on, you lot. This was a piece by a Sun reporter, not a paper known for its high standards of prose or accuracy.
Give the woman her due. It’s probably the most exciting thing that’s happened since Gertrude gave birth to a two-headed piglet.
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