I know, controversial. I grew up with them.
But far too many people have them now, many of the owners are thick as pig shit and don’t know what they’re doing.
All dangerous dogs should be exterminated and their owners and breeders sentenced to death. What kind of cunt is breeding or owning an XL Bully, which can kill an adult man with ease? I am sick of seeing stories about little children torn to pieces by dogs.
When we read about a swimmer in Australia being eaten by a shark, it is normal to feel a bit nervous and to think swimming in the sea there is dangerous. Yet, we have killer dogs on our streets which can tear a man’s scalp off or massacre a toddler.
Then we have the other end of the scale with all manner of ridiculous, camp monstrosities. If you own a screamingly anxious sausage dog then you are a gay cunt. And they aren’t even the worst.
Yet another example of fall-out from the covid-response disaster it would seem. Too many fucking dogs. They are everywhere. Can’t even go for a quiet pint without some cretins showing up and their dogs having a loud barny as they pass one another. And they stink of shite. Fuck off.
Oh, and here is a link. Some fat slag and her dog, which has lunged at the face of a baby being pushed along in a pram by its mother. If that was my child, I’d burst the cunt and kick the dog to fuck.
As ever, governments are fucking useless. Doesn’t affect them, they don’t care.
Nominated by : Cuntass
Dogs, like kids are a product of their environment.
If the dog is a cunt, it usually follows that the owner is too.
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Every time I see a headline ‘Kid Dies By Dog’ variant, I automatically assume underclass vermin.
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Very true Woke.
It’s the same with ‘Three children die in house fire’ or
‘Toddler killed by mother and partner had multiple injuries’
Always low-life dregs of society.
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Peacefuls hate dogs and dogs hate them.. and i know which I prefer..
Breed them bigger and more savage I say, dogs not pàkis.
And release them into mosques..
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Re the latter, breed Bull… dozers
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Hmmm…seems like the nom writer (who, conspicuously, isn’t a recognisable name) is having trouble with his bravery.
Did a Yorkshire Terrier perhaps nip at his ankle, causing him to pull away from his boyfriend’s hand and trip over and land bottom up, his skirt riding up over his bottom for all the other fruity gentlemen in the area to take advantage of?
People who don’t like dogs are highly dubious.
Muslims and cissies, that’s about it.
That said, the nom has a point about the owners.
People with neck tattoos own these sorts of dogs.
There should indeed be a test before dog ownership is granted, same with being a parent.
A lot of dog owners are twats, it’s true, but these sorts of low-level folk would doubtless ignore any legal requirements for ownership.
Like the nom writer, this country has far more pressing issues.
Good morning to one and all
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Firstly, it is important to note that all dogs are VERY GOOD.
The problems arise from the way that they are bred and treated.
Shows like Crufts are an abomination and should be banned for the sake of dogs.
Selective breeding leads to all sorts of issues for my best friends, and as much as I love dogs there are some which have been wrongly bred to such an extent that they would be better off being put down.
I don’t include all of the huge aggressive dogs in my list of breeds that should be put to sleep.
It’s not their fault and they are useful to the right owners, in the right environment, who know what they are doing.
Just because a useless fucking chav on a council estate has purchased an XL Bully and hasn’t got a clue how to handle it shouldn’t condemn the dog to death.
Breeds that have been fucked around with to their detriment include Labradors and Golden Retrievers, much loved by bog roll advertisers and a lifeline for the blind.
Successive inbreeding means that they will almost certainly die young of inherited cancers.
A beautiful Beagle is susceptible to epilepsy.
Dobermans suffer from heart disease.
Of course we know about Pugs and Bulldogs.
Bred to have squashed noses resulting in chronic breathing difficulties and an inability to regulate their body heat.
Dachshunds end up having terrible back pain due to the desire to breed them with long bodies and German Shepherds are in constant agony as the sloping back which the breeders want to see, fucks their elbows and hips.
King Charles Spaniels may look cute, but they are bred to have a small head resulting in severe lifelong pain as there is insufficient room for their brains.
Some types of Terrier are over aggressive as they have been bred to have distinct shaped heads where their teeth no longer fit correctly.
They spend their lives in pain too.
Dogs always try to do the right thing for their owners.
My first statement that they are all VERY GOOD holds true.
It’s the owners and breeders that need putting down.
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Bloke near me has a Xl bully.
it was young an giddy an jumped up and headbutted me right in the knackers.
its fuckin head was like a bowling ball,solid.
He got its plums fixed and its calm as a yoga teacher now.
.its always on the lead,
hasn’t eaten anyone,
not killed other animals,
seems well behaved.
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Cuntass@
your not a paki are you?
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There was a programme on the telly year’s ago about a prison in America.
The prison had its fair share of nutters who were serving long sentences, some without any hope for release.
One of the prisoners knew about dogs and was allowed to start a trial where loony, aggressive prisoners were each given an aggressive dog to try to rehabilitate.
The first rule was that the prisoners were not allowed to shout at the dogs and certainly not allowed to hit them.
If they did, they would immediately be sent back to the normal prison population.
Each carefully selected prisoner was given their own single cell and their own special meal times both of which they shared with their given dogs.
They were also given plenty of time in a secured field and of course, unlimited tennis balls (dog owner’s will understand that).
With kindness and affection all the dogs which were once considered dangerous and aggressive were completely rehabilitated.
One hundred percent success.
They were trained perfectly and were eventually given to new owners who were carefully selected as well.
The prisoners were no longer aggressive.
They loved their job and their dogs.
They wouldn’t do anything that might get them kicked off the training programme.
They were now experts in handling dogs.
Instead of sticking a shiv into a fellow prisoner in the exercise yard, they would now ask advice from other inmates if they were having difficulties.
They had a purpose in life.
It’s never a dog’s fault.
TV dog trainers like Cesar Millan and Barbara Woodhouse are useless, know nothing cunts.
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Motning TAC…something along this lines of this:
https://youtu.be/HqMqxLLb26A?si=92VI_lsKMqubwsBp
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On the subject of dogs;
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/09/25/angela-rayner-attack-shabana-mahmood-migrant-crackdown/
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The large woman looks suspiciously like a Romany sort swarthy,tied up hair,all black garb… probably nicked the dog because it’d be unusual for it too have some sort of muzzle on if it was a roma…a lot of the population aren’t as well behaved or as clever so if I was stranded on a deserted 🏝️ I’d prefer the company of a loyal,trusty, obedient dog than many,many,of my species… thank you and gggrrrr 🐺
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I read this nom out loud to my Lab,and then asked him for his take on it.
He yawned and stretched all his legs at the same time,and made a half hearted attempt to wag his tail,then closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
Safe to say he doesn’t give a fuck about this nomination,Cuntass,sorry !
Didn’t seem to care much about the cat one yesterday either.
Any noms coming up about food ?
He’ll have something to say about that,I’m sure.
The lazy fat cunt.
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Domestic animals are taking a bit of flak on here lately, aren’t they?
Budgies, cats, now dogs. Whatever next? Goldfish?
Anyway, this nom would be bang on the money if it had focused on dog owners. That’s where the problem is.
My biggest issue is with dog bores.
You know the type. Instant experts, courtesy of the internet.
My father was a gamekeeper for most of my youth until my mid twenties. Therefore I grew up with working dogs, but didn’t get my own till about eight years ago.
Cue my toffee nosed sister in law, who’d got her very first dog just before we did, with a lengthy lecture, mostly bullshit, about over walking and criticising the food we give him.
Which is pretty rich coming from some gormless tart who gleaned all her ‘knowledge’ via Google and goes into meltdown racking up unnecessary vet bills every time her little princess gets the runs.
Stuck up, Ill informed bitch!
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I spend more time with my dog than anyone else.
we’re a team.
I do most of the work but still a team.
she has one job, guard the house and let me know if anyone is trying to come through the country cream gates.
that’s it.
All I ask, and the dog understands that.
I trust my dog implicitly.
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