The ‘crackdown’ – no pun intended – on traditional footie chants is a right cunt.
Footie has been ruined by the woke twats. Poor Hull City and its fans have been fucked over by the ‘powers that be’ merely for singing about ‘rent boys’:
Of course, the BBC correspondents cannot use the term ‘rent boys’ because their collective dicks are so fare up male prostitutes’ arses there is no room left for a sense of humour.
This sort of nonsense has ruined the game for proper fans. There is no point in going if you can only sing fucking ‘Sweet Caroline’ as you sip your fucking diet fucking coke.
Oh and while we are at it, Chelsea are shit and always have been.
Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
Here we go …
You`ll never cunt alone.
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Now then Twenty, I’ve read that there’s a proposal to lift the ban on alcohol being consumed in football stadiums.
I’m sure the fans will be happy to forgo ” the ref is a wanker ” chants in favour of a nice can of beer or ten!
Alcohol and football fans, what could possibly go wrong?
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Alcohol and footie are the perfect mix, JP. If not, I would be forced to consider the major sponsors of footie tournaments – brewers – to be hypocrites! We are the country that is out of step. In Denmark, Germany and most other countries beer is available at matches at sensible prices. Pies are important too, obvs.
Good morning, everyone.
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Not forgetting Bovril® too (`how that beefy taste cheered us!`).
And pissing on the back of the supporter in front of you because the only bog for a bout 5000 fans was too far away and broken.
Happy days.
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@pubis…yep I steam cleaned a few Levi’s on the gelderd kop 🤣… 💦 that’ll be a pint please 👍
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Before the premiere league, there was a chant for the referee’s, who’s the bastard in the black. Now I want to know why do we have loads of black bastard players.
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Who aren’t English, but are in the England squad anyway.
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‘Guehi, Kane and O’Reilly are wankers
Guehi, Kane and O’Reilly are wankers’
Hmmm, doesn’t really scan, does it?
True though.
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Israel v Republic of Ireland this should be a right laugh. The Irish getting anti-violence all of a sudden! Fancy being in a country where cunts blow up innocent people. It’s not right, begorrah!
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Apparently, the thick micks are going to wear black armbands in remembrance of those killed in Gaza.
Does that include the Israelis tortured to death there?
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There’s only one F in Fulham is the chant. You’d be classed illiterate if there were more.
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One of my favourite chants of all time was when rival fans sang “Two Andy Goram’s, there’s only two Andy Goram’s after the then Rangers goalkeeper was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia. Hate crime now.
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Chanted by Celtic fans following news reports that Rangers’ goalkeeper had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia:
‘Two Andy Gorams,
There’s only two Andy Gorams…..’
See yoo Jimmie.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ck5ywnp075d1o
“You’re not singing any more”.
Good.
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How they must be yearning for apartheid.
Put terrorists in charge, get unrestricted terrorism.
Blame the hand wringing tossers that wanted Nelson Mandela freed.
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“Your just a town full of bombers,
Leicester Taliban”
As for the header pic, & the last part of the script, from my earliest schooldays, whenever I was asked “Who do you support?” My answer was always “Anyone who beats Chelsea.” Not being a footy fan myself.
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When players go down injured from the slightest contact, fans should shout “remove the hypochondriac from the field of play.”
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I don’t like foorball, but I did appreciate the audiences chanting “Keir Starmer’s A Wanker”. How very apposite
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Surely the government don’t have a problem with chants against Tottenham?
You’d think their anti Jewish diatribes would slot in perfectly with labour policy.
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It looks like the fans of Iranian dinghy rats are starting to mobilise.
You fucking thick lefty liberal wokerati politicians were warned.
Uncle Sam will not be happy.
Ship the cunts of to Rwanda..!
BBC News – RAF Fairford: Men held under Explosives Act in major incident – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqrm99mm9l84o?app-referrer=push-notification
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You know it isn’t the far far far right, because the BBC would be creaming their frillies and shouting it from the rooftops.
Which leaves the fwee fwee Palestine blue hairs and the peaceful suicide bombers.
I noticed there were only men arrested, so that rules out the blue hairs.
Hmm. Who could it be? 🤔
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It’s the far right,
Ducky Wes the frilly knickered deference mincer has said so. Perhaps not yet.
Shame the perps didn’t try and get onto the base, the US guards would have protected their assets with lethal force. Unlike our cunts at Brize Norton earlier this year.
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I find football chanting coarse,
and vulgar.
can’t they just hum a tune so it doesn’t upset anyone?
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The Dambusters theme?
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When one of the lads at worked vented a particularly stinking arse biscuit into the machine shop tea room, someone would cry out, ‘jeez whose shit’ ? In reply as one voice all the lads replied ‘Spurs’.
Probably a hate crime these days.
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Particularly remember one from back in the day…’harry Roberts is our friend,is our friend,is our friend, harry Roberts is our friend,he kills coppers’ 🎶 .. wonder what the police hierarchy would make of that today 😬…the terraces were awash with veritable ditties in the 70’s/80’s when no one was offended by hurty words, or if they was they’d get their heads kicked in 😩…av it, 🥾 many a err ‘happy’ times 🤣
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I loved the days following United. Travelling on the bus to Old Trafford and walking through the turnstile then buying the programme and we usual won, with chants about our miserable neighbours City, a bag of chips, then the 83 bus back home, all for the cost of 2/6d.
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Without segregation in the old days, we could walk from behind one goal and round to the other during the halftime break. You had to stand behind the goal, just incase we were awarded a penalty, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to see the ball move when Duncan Edward’s was taking it. You flinched even with the back of the net for protection. Chanting ? There was just one big roar from start to Finnish.
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Kier Starmer And Andy Tatlock are both big football fans
and are always talking football at dinner parties.
surely they can start some new non offensive chants?
after all its not the 80s and is a sport of middle class families not bloody hooligans.
how about
” oooo, I like your hair
love your hair!!
your hair makes you look
lovely!!”
or
” he’s big, he’s black,
he’s always welcome back,
in a multicultural society ”
something along those lines.
2 beakers of Bovril and a chai latte when your ready please.
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Football has been infected by the foreign corruption and woke corporate capitalism that ruins everything else. The fan’s role is to hand over their credit cards and sit nicely like the head girl. This happened years ago. At this point I just despair when people I know continue to take any of it seriously. Not that such a surrogate activity, which most people aren’t even participating in, ever was very serious. However, it at least offered something of an outlet and form of entertainment for the lower orders to enjoy on their days off, and that was a good thing. I include myself in the lower orders by the way. It is now just a disgustingly corporate and cheesy exhibition run on globalist elite principles. Stop giving them your money, time and attention.
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Homophobic chanting about Brighton is enough to get you banned.
Strange seeing as Brighton claims to be the gay capital of the UK.
That’s enough to keep me out of the shit(stabbing)hole.
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It must be terrible for the modern football fan who pay the earth to go in and can’t utter a single word in retaliation. I find it funny watching for nowt and giving the telly abuse at full throttle. You black bastard this and you black bastard that and making up the most evil things on the spot one would be locked up for.
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I would imagine Chelsea having the highest concentration of rent boys, so the chant is factually correct.
Lat nights England game had more double barrelled names than a posh boys school.
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