is a cunt, possibly…
According to chunky Environment Secretary Dame Angela Eagle. She is advising the scum that they should stockpile food or they will be left ravaged or dead by El Nino:
Climate change is to blame, innit. Or is it Net Zero? Or perhaps Donald Trump? Whichever it is, we will be in for a hard winter as the biggest El Nino in the history of the world comes to take up where the covids left off.
Millions will die as Deliveroo fails to get through due to adverse weather patterns. The NHS will be thrown into crisis. PM Burnbum will have to put up taxes. The only chance of survival is to horde crisps and fizzy drinks now while they are still
available, and stay tuned to your BBC for updates.
The final straw is that Paul Chuckle has confirmed to me that supplies of Quality Street will be under threat this Christmas.
Are you scared yet?
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
Tell the little boy to stop fucking about.
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‘Dame’ Angela defended her advice by saying “ So some of it is that kind of preparation for just being a bit more resilient.”
No it’s not, you daft bint.
It’s scare mongering bollocks, and you know it.
Probably a pre-engineered excuse for the upcoming price rises and shortages of food and fuel.
It’s gonna happen.
Not because of El Nino, but because of your government’s utterly disastrous incompetence.
Anyway, you needn’t had bothered love.
Once this country is indebted to the IMF, you can blame them.
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Well that sack of lezza shit has certainly been stockpiling food.
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HOT
In the 1600s, fishermen along the coast of South America noticed warm ocean waters appearing near Christmas time. They named the seasonal warm current after the newborn Jesus Christ: “El Niño de Navidad”. Over time, the name was shortened to “El Niño” and applied globally to the large-scale climate cycle that warms the Pacific Ocean.
TUB
In 1968, third generation family member Roy Jacuzzi “invents” the first self-contained whirlpool bath. It has 50/50 air-to-water ratio jets and fully integrated plumbing.
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For once I hope that this weather phenomenon comes true and wipes out the continent of umbongos,the sub continent of parkin Stan,turbanites, all grifting Caribbean ‘ize owed reparations’ islands…and vast swathes of the UK that are no longer the UK 💀…then perhaps civilization can return 😩…as for the eagle can’t land stick another sausage roll in and 🖕
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I thought ‘El Nino’ was the latest sportsball player some stupid cunt had paid £150m for. Anyway, It’ll be like the Millennium bug or named storms, ignored and forgotten.
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With blacks being unable to swim, the country is doing its best to allow the cunts in to sink our beloved British isles.
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El Nino is the latest bogeyman buzzword to be adopted and loved by politicians and the media.
Much like Tsunami, it’s a phrase once the preserve of the scientific world that’s gained popularity amongst fuckwits.
Plus, it has the added bonus of slotting in with the climate change fairy story.
What a crock of shit.
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Angela likes her food,she can stock up and have someone else pay,£224,000 in expenses in 2025 alone will fix that.
She’s been briefed that our infrastructure could well fold this winter,all Donald Trumps fault.
After all he stopped us hoarding our own natural resources in case of emergency didn’t he?
Trolly dash of Cunts.
Oven.
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The BBC can’t even get tomorrow’s weather right (just as you would with a Kweer Charmer pledge, just reverse it). One day last week we were meant to have a day of rain. It turned out lovely, bright sunshine here in gloomy London. A week is a long time in politics, but in meterology it’s an aeon.
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Does El Niño contribute to diesel being £2.02 a fucking litre?!
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I’m ready. I have stockpiled tissues and pictures of Rachel Reeves.
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