are cunts.
Now that Auntie Kweer has departed this political coil, it is time to find more talentless motherfuckers like him to laugh at. Step forward the bargain basement version of Harry Hewitt & Meghan, or the Beckhams – the thick as pig shit pair the Swash-Solomons.
It seems they have moved out of their home, “Pickle Cottage” – which sounds the sort of name a pikey might give his caravan and here they are displaying their wealth with a display of vulgar ostentation.
He is an ex-soap actor she is an ex Primark model and alleged singer. If they can do it, so can we (if we were coarse and desperate enough):
Nominated by W C Boggs.
I read an article about this ( it had a click bait headline and I fell for it ).
The comments from the “fans” were hilarious, you’d have thought they were announcing their imminent deaths ( please, God ).
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They should state their position on Palestine.
we have a right to know!
Not really sure i know who they are.
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the Swalomons better not be moving round here.
The cockney pair of twats.
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Heard they are MNC,also heard they’re looking for a reliable and friendly local removal man,cash of course !.
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well I don’t know one
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@mnc… unfortunately they’ve heard about the country cream gates and resent a northerner showing any wealth 🤑 …you reap what you sew 😩
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Our Stace is Jewish, Mis.
I don’t suppose the BBC will bother with the Ed Sheeran treatment in her case.
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I see Ed Sheeran bowed to pressure.
what a little pussy.
He should of doubled down.
had Stacey Solomon as a support act.
maybe Bernie winters and shnorbitz.
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Or Maureen Lipman.
She would’ve wowed the crowds if she’d revisited one of her old BT ads on stage.
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Most likely moving house, before the arrival of one thousands low impulse chimps and pàkis to the local area..
Brought to you by ginger peaceful cock slurper angie..
And the mentioned fat quare Rodney! I wonder which predominantly white country that poʻff will move to, for his next chapter. Before aids finally gets him..
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I’m vaguely aware of her and never heard of him. However, I do have to say that Mr Swash’s visage could be greatly enhanced with the use of a piledriver.
And why have they chosen to move from Chutney Cottage?
Is it because the Pikeys have set up camp next door or the ex-RAF base down the road is soon to be culturally enriched?
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I can’t even remember the reason why they’re moving, GT.
I think she’s run out of things to paint pink, or cover in glitter.
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I concluded that she’s moving to open a vegetable rescue centre somewhere or other.
The husband being her first rescue.
I don’t think they’ll be moving to Piddington though.
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I heard they were moving to Katie Price’s neighbourhood so that Harvey could play with Joe more regularly.
Although, apparently, Katie isn’t so happy about the idea.
She was hoping Harvey might learn from someone more intelligent than him.
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Our Stace isn’t as thick as she sounds.
She’s the one making the money.
She’s the one with her name in her shows titles.
He, on the other hand, is a gormless prick who revels in being her retarded appendage and is more than happy to look like a total spazmo while his wimminz makes all the decisions.
A pound shop Harry Halfwit, indeed.
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@fmc…oi you want some,well do ya 👊 your talkin’ bart a real EastEnder who’s a right geezer and likes a rumble, plus he knows people who ain’t pleasant know what I mean sunshine,you better wind it in or you’ll be dining with the 🐖s oil,oi 🥾
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Oi,oi not oil you sausage fingered northern monkey…here av this 👊🤜..😩
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If ‘e wants it, ‘e can ‘ave it!
Straightener on the cobbles?
Too fackin’ right.
Gertcha!
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Rescue animals and vegetable patches.
aah the makings of a fine Sunday dinner.
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It’ll never work, Mis.
The meat would be cooked before Joe’s finished peeling the carrots with a rolling pin.
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Downsizing before knobferatu healy, lowers the mansion tax rate to 20 quid.
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