Believe me this cunting is more in sorrow than anger. I admired the Express for being so pro leave in the EU debate – their support was non-flinching, unlike the Mail and the red top tabloids, bought off by the poncey left, BUT. prior to that they kept a shrine going for that old slapper Diana Spencer for years after her “accident” and now they are the offocial fanzine for Harry Hewitt and his actress wife – every day there is yet another breathless story “Harry’s fury as Meghan farts in bed – this will end their Hollywood dream” and that old bollocks.
In addition to goig up to £2.10 a day (a year ago it was less than £1.50 – I think £1.40, you now have to pay for most of their content and what is free is shit. Take this for example from Royal Czech Mail. A few days ago they “warned” against using coloured envelopes for birthday cards and the like, now today some even more stating the bleeding obvious:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2237980/royal-mail-issues-notice-writing
This is news?. The silly cunts take over a week to deliver a letter from EC1 to North West London , and that is even if the address is printed black on white:
The Czech Mail deserve a cunting – I will leave that for somebody else, but the poor old Express – John Junor would be turning in his grave.
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
I fucked off the Newspapers in the last Century.
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Iv stoped looking at the news or reading papers. Nowt we can do about any of if. More to the point I find myself not giving two shits anyway. It’s now used to ram shit like the climate agenda down our throats. To fuck with the lot of it I say!
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The Express?
I would wrap my chips in it.
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To be fair they were pretty much the first for hours MSM covering the Portsmouth protest, the Daily Middle Class Cocaine Mummy sorry I mean Mail was crickets on it until stupid o’clock this morning, obviously being emergency meeting instructed what editorial slant to spin it under. Either that or it was just too much pivot from ‘Hard Right AFD’ winning that had put too many of them on the smelling salts.
I’ll vote for any party that promises to reverse the satanic gaslighting inversion of Right = ‘Evil’ vs Left = ‘Saintly’. In school, the best masculine competent players are picked for the Games team RIGHT away, whilst the milksop pansies are LEFT behind.
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The BBC headline this morning described the government condemning the “thuggish behaviour” of the protestors.
But not condemning the influx of unvetted third world savage rapists and benefits fraudsters.
The portrayal of those with the moral imperative as the criminals and wrong thinkers is about as Orwellian as it gets.
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I don’t buy newspapers of any description unless I fancy doing a crossword on holiday.
I refuse to pay for adverts, left wing bias, reality show fuckwittery, and celebrity who’s-shagging-who nonsense.
That should leave an amount of news which could be written on the back of a postage stamp.
(Which should be securely stuck to the top right hand corner of a white envelope, with the address clearly written in black ink).
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As arch-lady-conqueror Rhett Butler once said in Gone with the Wind “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a fuck.” — His famous final line to Scarlett O’Whore-a.
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Surprised any of the tabloids are still in print in today’s world …gone are the days of picking up the paper 🗞️ on your way to work or getting it on a weekend for the sports like the old pink final and the buff… they’ve just become organ grinders for state propaganda on all things alarmist with not a hint of real journalism in them…bring back page 3 👀,then again it would have some trans geezer a couple of times a week just for inclusivity 😖
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I was quite surprised in a Park Key run minimart in Port Talbot recently to see a top shelf titmag selection. I thought 2D wanking was long a thing of the past. No wonder it’s known locally as Port Toilet.
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I’d go to the newsagent specially to buy a copy of the Guardian if I had to clean up some dogshit.
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That would be a waste of good dogshit.
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Fleet Street in the 1970s was brilliant, beer, fags and bullshit in The Punch. Marvellous.
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That shop says it all, as the only thing worth reading was the Carl Giles cartoons, & he died thirty years ago.
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I used to buy The Sun twenty years back for fun and some pre shift tits..
It was 50p.
Then they banned tits and put the price up to fuck knows what.
That was the end of that.
“News” is online now,all the tabloid websites are an assault on the senses,utterly mad.
Fuck them all.
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Viz is the only publication I’d read cover to cover now. And even that is nowhere as good as it used to be.
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Talking of wayward stories, glad to see that uber-camp Carry On homo Kenneth Williams has clinched victory for the 🅵🅰🆁 right in Germany recently …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4zejgz3z9o
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I’d love to see the likes of today’s media circuit gays like Owen Jones and Benderman Buttboyworth try and spar with the likes of Williams. He was an erudite quare who knew politics and history even more so than campily treading the boards.
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MAKE BRITAIN WHITE AGAIN..🇬🇧✝️🔥
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