is a cunt.
Here’s a tiny window into a tiny example of the worldwide curse. A teacher, realising the little cunts in his class were submitting homework essays a whole level above their everyday shit standard of being, snuck a command in white text to their end of year exam questions – centred on the industrial revolution – the command being to mention Madagascar in a non-sequitur fashion somewhere in the essay/answers. If the kids did the work, there would be no mention but if they ran it through A.I., .. there would. The teacher said he expected up to ten of the little shits in his class of 35 to be caught out.
It was slightly more, it turned out.
32 of the lazy will-never-be-worth-a-fuck-at-anything little cunts : and not only were they lazy enough to have A.I. to do the work, but they never even glanced over what it spat out before handing it up .. thus the papers coming in with phrases such as
“Madagascar wore a toaster to a basketball game” & “Madagascar purple bicycle whispers to the ceiling”.
Skiving at school some bit was something we all did, of course .. but it’s on a different scale now.
‘I believe the children are the future’ sang Whitney Houston… ‘Teach them well and let them lead the way’ …. actually, on second thoughts maybe Whitney isn’t the best choice of role model to be drawing anything to aspire-to from …
Ahhh, fuck the lot of ’em.
Cunt away, folks …
Nominated by Cuntemall.
Apologists (there’s always excusers!) will – incorrectly – declare that the fact these 32(and millions more) are able to use A.I. to do their homework means they’re great/smart/sophisticated kids.
They’re not. Teacher made cunts of them all with the simplest of traps. If any of the 32 had a modicum of ‘smart’ about them, they wouldn’t have been caught out. They are all absolute baseline wastes of space.
If someone wants to be proud of their offsprung, they should want a story where a kid makes a cunt of a teacher, not the other way around!
I have one of those from my own schooldays. A belter! Remembered it 2 hours after nomming the nom. I’ll add it in later on today when the cunting has some runtime under it’s belt.
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Fucking hell – an actual real black professor in the link.
Or is it AI?
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Er, it’s Mississippi Sam. All the students would have been black also.
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Come on then, own up.
How many of you lot use AI to generate your IsAC posts?
You wouldn’t catch me doing that.
Madagascar photosynthesis carpet underlay volubly.
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@geordie…sqwaaaaaark,wibble,blurble..aaaargh emergency, EMERGENCY A I HELLLPPP 💥
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Homework is important.
You can’t teach much in an hour’s lesson so the kids need to go and find things out for themselves.
It’s up to the teachers to inspire kids to do that, not to try and trick them with sneaky inserts into their work.
I can only imagine how fucking boring this cunt of a teacher is.
Drive past any park and their will be boys trying to emulate Lionel Messi.
Young girls will be practicing the latest Shakira dance moves in their bedrooms.
The kids will never meet their heroes, but they are inspired nevertheless.
Teachers need to get their acts together.
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In my experience Arty, the teachers are a thousand times more likely to tell the kids that they have unrealistic aspirations. I well remember when we were given frankly appalling careers advice at school, a bright kid when asked by the teacher what he wanted as a career replied, airline pilot. The teacher’s response?
“Oh come off it!”
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My daughter’s teachers spend their time lecturing the class on the impending eco Armageddon of the planet and how Donald Trump is the most evil man in history.
If it wasn’t for the fact I have taken it upon myself to educate her about the real world, given her proper literature to read, explained to her that what matters most is HOW you think not WHAT you think, I would just be paying £30k a year for her to be turned into a brain dead regurgitator of leftist claptrap.
I also got her to properly research and write a religious studies project which she complained her peers were all using AI to produce. She got an outstanding academic distinction and was presented with an award in front of the rest of the school, in that moment understanding the difference of thinking for herself vs lazily entrusting a glorified unthinking summarising robot to do it for you.
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There were a couple of identical twins at my school, strange thing was that they were always get blamed for copying each others homework.
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I was told years ago and passed the it on to my children/ apprentices.
READ THE FUCKING QUESTION FULLY..!
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He’d used white as the text colour Doc, that’s why the students couldn’t see it, but the AI bot obviously could.
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There’s a theory all 35 of them used A.I. , and only 3 had the wherewithal to carry through the deception.. all they had to do (any of ’em) was read the output, and remove one line of gibberish.
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In the artcle it says that they can request a few typos/grammatical errors and similar IN their fake papers, now, too … to fake authenticate them some bit. And by the way .. 2026 softly-softly rules meant these cunts weren’t outright failed, even, over this .. just marked down on the paper in question.
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I think you mean ‘de-evolving’
Are we not men?
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Portmanteau.
& It needs a strong word of it’s own in this day and age.
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“Devolving” means to transfer or pass power, duties, or property down to someone at a lower level of authority, eg: as in Scotchland or Whales.
Apologies for being a pedantic cunt.
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Humanity’s Regression, it turns out, is a morely-corrector title for it.
oh well.
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Concorde, Space Shuttles come to mind as technological backward steps.
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Marking down simians for using AI is racist.
So the ‘Arday Allowance’ is applied.
Victim of colonialism and structural racism?
Top marks.
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” Arday Allowance ”
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All I remember from school were the groping of the few lasses with mammaries in the library with conveniently placed shelving, canings from various sadistic ‘teachers’ 😖, plenty of 🥊 matches in the playground/after school, sports facilities straight out of ‘kes’ …on the MASSIVE+ side no African/parkey/Chinese et al in attendance, we had one Italian lad and a two polish descended in my classes in all the 4 years of attending, 1 Irish,1 Welsh teachers…no professor ardays so we couldn’t get away with cheating even if we wanted to try 😩…’come here boy,do you think your cleverer than me’ …err no sir 🖕
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At least when we were kids, you could guarantee that our work, good, bad or indifferent, would be original based on reading and research in encyclopaedias (do they still print them?), or if you were lucky enough to have a parent or brother, with a bit of familial input. The fact was, you had to get to understand the subject, these days like everything else, all is cheating and bogus results.
The problem is all the “experts” in future will be busking it, like “Professor” Jason Ardey. A frightening prospect, when you consider we recently got shot of a Prime Minister who knew fuck all, except how to grovel to impress.
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Having just perambulated the hound through Holland park and frighteningly close to Cøønival ground zero, I can confirm that humanity is definitely devolving.
My eyes were momentarily paralysed by the sight of half a dozen sheboons getting changed into their costumes on Addison road.
Ladies, if your costume makes you look like someone poured 100kg of shit into a 50kg string bag, it may be better to keep covered up, with a tarp or giant mumu. For everyone’s safety and comfort. 🤮
Apart from that, it’s all roaming gangs of pavement apes, who are both slow and incredibly loud and therefore easy to avoid.
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Perhaps a few yards of baling wire would suffice?
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I imagine this sort of shit is particularly prevalent in Argentina, where cheating is revered. Greasy cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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The naughty children in my class were sent to the headmaster, who had the most evilest face you could imagine and whilst he was warming up with the leather strap, the ones deserving it had already shit themselves.
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The history teacher at my school was also the deputy head master.
And a cunt.
His history lessons would be him standing at the front of the class, copying from a book onto the black board, which we in turn had to copy into our books.
Hardly a word would be spoken as we half heartedly tried to keep up with what he was scrawling.
The homework that he set was to copy a page or two from a history book.
Not many people bothered, so the punishment would be to write out huge segments from The Highway Code.
Nobody bothered with that either.
He really was a useless cunt of a teacher and he wasted our potential.
If AI was around in those days we would have used it.
The kids not doing their homework correctly?
Well you are the fucking teacher, so sort it out.
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We aren’t all going backwards …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70le8ed1plo
Those Eskimos know a thing or two & telling the EU to fuck off is a fine notion.
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… which reminds me of the homosexual Eskimo who stuck his arse out of his igloo to see if he could get a chap on it.
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Good for them Sam. Truth is the wheels came off the United States of Europe when its second economy pulled the plug in 2016.
Incidentally, the UK was in fact the second territory to leave the EU, not the first. Greenland was dragged into the EU as a colony of Denmark and when it got home rule elected to leave. interesting to speculate who will be next to bale out of the moribund organisation.
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The simple answer is surely to make them do tests where they write using a pen and paper in an exam hall. Isn’t this the case anymore?
Sack coursework off. Or make that entirely a hand written exercise as well. Anybody who shows a massive disparity in coursework and exam work results, in favour of the coursework, should fail automatically as they likely cheated, or havent mastered the subject anyway.
Apparently exams discriminate against females and minstrels so that’ll be a no no.
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The ones found cheating should also receive A.I. Arsehole Insertion.
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