Andy Burnham king of the fucking north, tribune of bastard plebs is a cunt.
Swans in to power no mandate off of anyone, says he’s going to fix everything split up power and issuing soundbites by the million then what does he do?
Country on its arse, everything failing and he decides to ignore the middle east, cost of living, dubious folk coming in on dinghies from that France and fuck off on his hollybobs.
When I changed jobs I was so snowed under I couldn’t get a day off for six plus bastard months and Mr King of the north says fuck it and books his summer hols.
Blokes a skiving lazy cunt who probably runs things via teams meetings that take 6 hours rather than sending an email, the cunt.
Guido Fawkes. (Link provided by Unkle Terry)
Nominated by : Paul Goddard
Eeee, dunna get theesel in a mither lad.
have a black pudding barmcake,
walk thy whippet,
and see t pigeons.
After grafting for nearly a full two weeks,
hes on a well deserved break.
Him an Harpo have packed their bags and headed off to that Benidorm.
Sun,sea, an egg n chips.
Hasta la bisto?
fuck off you scouse cunt.
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Give the man a break, he has been tik toking like a autistic teenager this last month..
I now know Chrome dome healy,can’t pour a pint to save his life, and his wife’s boyfriend’s fingers smell of scampi fries..
Im looking forward to a foreign rapist in every postcode..
So enjoy your holiday sue perkins, I can’t wait to find out why new order are better than joy division..
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Sue Perkins! I knew I’d seen the useless chancer somewhere before.
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From the BBC this morning: Tattoos have been in the cultural mainstream for years. Even the prime minister has got one (a bee, on his bicep).
Yes indeed…a big effin’ B.
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Apparently Mrs Anne-Marie Bumhim has an enormous cunt on her arm…from time to time.
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Likes-
pork scratchings
selwyn froggat
coronation Street
Brian and Michael songs
taxes
easy questions
dislikes;
work
awkward questions
self employed
going to London
dem tories
aspiration
truth
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King of the North?
Not MY King!
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All will be well,he’s going to do a Cost of Living tour of the UK,dispensing wine and fishes to the masses whilst patting them on the head.
It never occurs to the cunt that everything he does simply increases the cost of everything,forever.
A hollow “man” Indeed.
80% tax free Oven.
Good morning.
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BusWanker Burnham ( Kunt Of The North ) is a soundbite frēak.
All piss and wind.
He’ll promise the earth 🌍
And deliver fuck all.
But he do like to tax.
He put this years Mayoral Precept up by over 19% 😲
Last year it was over 12%.
We’re going to end up paying a lot more.
Mainly for illegal immigrants and bone idle white/ black / brown trash.
Fuck him and everyone that supports him.
Good morning 🌞🌞👍
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Who the fuck is he?
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In summation,yet another hopeless fucking cunt.
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Up de toffees! Look at me ma top of de cuntry wiv all me besties in tow, weez gonna ‘av a right larf wiv all dat kelch and dat free stufz… just on me jollys do at the mo, but wen I getz back think I’ll thro’ a rave at dat der posh place down the marina… he he ferry cross der Mersey 🎶 ta ra luv 😘
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I see this morning he is going to ease the cost of living by banning “subscription traps”.
Visionary. Now just the small matter of £3tn national debt, £80bn of £140bn annual borrowing servicing the debt alone, £333bn welfare bill, £8m a day accommodation costs alone for illegal immigrants, hikes in NI, freezing of the personal allowance and income tax thresholds, green levies on energy costs and on and on ad infinitum; but this subscriptions ban is going to sail us towards a new dawn.
I’m so excited.
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Cunt.
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Stop beating about the bush Odin, get to the point.
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But, but when he comes back he is going on a UK tour to see what people think (again).
Fucking hell Andy you don’t need to do a tour to know what people think, it’s been the same thing for the last 5 years.
Stop them fucking boats and deport the scum that arrived here
Get that fucking personal allowance up
Freeze that minimum wage for at least two years
Cut employers NI so they can afford to take people on.
And get a fucking grip on them benefits
A quid off bus fares, a few hundred quid off pubs business rates and a few quid off leccy isn’t going to save the world you daft scouse/Manc cunt.
And put that fucking Albino wife back in the kitchen, she looks a fucking mess in public, at least Victoria looked the part.
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I’ve shit ‘em.
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I reckon that the ” long booked” holiday is a ruse, I’ll bet he’s with adviser’s/ policy makers / PR people. They’ll be busy polishing the northern turd and then hoping nobody notices how fucking thick, useless and damaging to GB he will turn out to be..!
TAX TAX TAX…!
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Gizza job.
Prime Minister?
Ah can do tha.
Gizza job.
Ah can do tha.
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Wares mi shart ?
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Is there a hint of who’s next ? From bumbling Boris, to wanting to fuck Truss, I didn’t hear a word from sunak, remratS nor this burn’em bugger.
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230 rats on one dinghy yesterday..🤬
King of the north DO SOMETHING..!
TWO HUNDRED AND FUCKING THIRTY..!!!
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He will do something.
Give them all a new house apiece.
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Give the job to another woman. At least I can decide whether I’d like to fuck her or not.
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Is there an area of Britain that’s similar to the shape of our appendix, where mud huts can be built without any amenities for this riffraff that are braving the seas ?
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