The pàki or politicians of the insect world, not wanted and always overstaying their welcome.
These irritants that appear whenever food is on the table, and can’t find there way out of an open door or window, choosing to bounce off the closed ones instead, like Harvey price in a hall of mirrors.
Even swatting the bastards brings no pleasure, when having to clean the mess up afterwards.
It’s probably why I like spiders so much, and always save them..
If there is a god, you sir are a cunt for creating them.
Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt
Flies quite like this delightful lady:
https://share.google/RfVk6c4ooX8QGi6Vk
Safe pic but…🤮
Without flies, who’d gobble up the dogshit left by selfish bastards?
Also, this nom has reminded me to rewatch ‘The Fly’.
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Geoff Goldblum, looked more like a fly before becoming one.
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The Fly (1932) a public information film for Bermondsay Council. “Flies are dangerous disease spreading pests that must be eradicated at all cost.”
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I’m 100% behind this nom.
Like most people I have had windows wide open, as well as the back door to get a cross breeze during the hot weather.
Given the bluebottles have about a zillion eyes, how come they can find the open door to get in, but not out?
While we’re on the subject, what use are flies, apart from providing food for other insects and amphibians.
Is there a single fly in the universe that’s actually useful?
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The tsetse fly is a useful one J.P. in that it has a good go at keeping down the population of Africa, & without treatment for the dreaded ‘sleeping disease’ it can mean certain death.
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And of course the green bottle, which is used for maggot therapy.
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Diane Flabbot tried it, but it all went wrong.
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Of course!
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Indeed JP, I remember you have form with flying ants recently.
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To my immense disappointment, LL, I didn’t see a single one apart from a photo in a rather hysterical news article, and there was me with a brand new fly swatter!
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In those ads for rip-off UN war-relief charities, the apparently starving ‘victims’ always have flies all over them. Even in their eyes, Of course, the ‘victims’ are really highly paid crisis actors, but I wonder what is in it for the flies? Maybe they have a wrangler who feeds them decaying elephant steaks.
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When that scruffy prick Bob Geldof visited Ethiopia in 1985 with Minge Urine, why didn’t they teach those starving lighbulb heads to eat flies?
Always plenty of flies around an Ethiopian’s mouth.
They were too lazy to even slurp their tongues around their licorice-coloured chops like Scooby-Doo eating that pink frosting.
They could’ve got enough protein if they’d eaten flies and we wouldn’t have been subjected to nearly four decades of ‘Comic’ Relief begging.
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I would have thought the chínks deep fry them.
Saw fingah?
No thank you.
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Midge Uracunt could have “fed the world” with midge burgers (kunga cakes) shipped in from Uganda. I think he missed a trick there.
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In some parts of the dark continent especially around lake Victoria the surrounding country side is plagued by trillions of lake hatched small flies. When they leave the water there are so many that the swarms resemble columns of brown smoke. Oft reported by pilots overflying the lake. To the lakeside dwellers these little wingy bastards are an important source of protein. They harvest them in their thousands then compress the little bastards into “cakes” about an inch thick then fry the pressed midge cake. A tasty treat for one and all very high in protein. Bon appetit!
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Tons of the fuckers here in deepest, darkest Norfolk – some bastards are huge. I get through loads of fly spray in a season.
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Apart from coming inside people’s houses, where do the little buggers go when it rains? Never seen one with an umbrella.
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I’ll not rest if there’s one in the house,the dirty bastarding good for nuffin 💩 dropping irritants 😖…and I love crushing them into whatever I’m using once I’ve got the little cunt… usually with a maniacal cry of ‘fly around now you little 💩bag’ …’flies huh what are they good for absolutely nothing,say it again y’all’ 🎶
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Biggles flies undone.
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flies undone.
Those horseflies are right cunts.
Every year I get bit off the nasty fuckers.
Two bites on my leg still off them.
flies are like Pakistanis
eat shit, annoying, repulsive,
and spread disease.
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Insecticides are another thing fucked up by the EU. Used to knock the fuckers down in short order and still does with wasps. However the flies are still flying ten minutes later though with a conspicuous misfire and apparently having had their navaids destroyed. But I’ve found them on the window sill the next day lying on their backs and still kicking. Our younger bought a device with UV lights to attract them onto a fine mesh where they are electrocuted. The big fat ones are especially satisfying because they expode with a sharp crack like popcorn.
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This looks to be more entertaining…….
https://youtube.com/shorts/vLeEtUFc5Vg?si=YNcJT437Z6Nk0T4X
Next home brew project ?
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Fly paper.
If you haven`t got any it`s easy to make … the next time you go for a shite, wipe your arse as usual but instead of flushing the paper away, hang it on the walls of your house. And hey presto! Flies get attracted, stick to it and perish. Job done (literally). Also serves an effective deterrent for people you don`t like just turning up to visit you.
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