Are some category of idiotic cunt.
I recently went to do a shop, with Younger driving, at Sainsbury’s at Crystal Peaks near Sheffield. As I have a Blue Badge ( further tale about that ) we parked in a disabled space close to the main doors and the shop.
Shopping completed, we wheeled the trolley outside and took advantage of the extra space to pack and load the bags into the boot. While Younger waited in the car, I attempted to take the trolley back inside, to leave it in the indoor trolley park and retrieve my token. The fucking wheels locked!
WTF, I’m bringing the bastard thing in, not stealing it! Some elderly geezer ( that’s saying summat, when I’m no spring chicken ) helped me get it over the threshold and called for some worker to release the lock.
When I asked why, his response was ” we don’t allow empty trolleys to be brought in from outside ” Eh? So you’d rather people leave them outside and employ someone to collect them? Good luck with that at Christmas when people are fighting over trolleys, pal.
When I said some kind of notice would have been handy, he said ” there’s a notice on the door “. No there isn’t, you fucking liar, I checked.
Anyway, by the time I got back to Youngers car, I’d been considerably longer than expected. As I got in, Younger drew my attention to a vehicle behind her. Younger said he’d been waiting for her to move for ages, causing other vehicles to manoeuver round him, and having to reverse because he was blocking someone from leaving.
I asked Younger if she fancied going for a McCoffee? Fuck you, cunt!
No link, but Google why do shopping trolley wheels lock, there’s stuff on Reddit that I can’t copy/ paste, sorry Admin.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest link by Unkle Terry.
I don’t know if you knew this already JP, but as a Blue Badge holder you may be exempt from a hosepipe ban if they have one in your local area, depending on the local cunt water company.
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Why is it that all these old cunts with blue badges are so cantankerous 😂
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Sainsburys, or Sainsbos as dem youth dem are calling it nowadays has always seemed a bit shit to me.
The only reason I’ve ever had cause to go in on my travels was their drink. Offers pop up like 25 percent off 6 bottles of wine so will always nip in for some cremants and ports if that offer is on while I am on mainland (not that such an offer is allowed by order of Scottish government in Scotland).
Great selection of non beer flavoured beer as well, if you are into dishwater tablet and grapefruit IPA.
Self locking trolleys? Thats what vans are for, just lift the lot into van, saves unloading the trolley then donate it to the local youth for practicing their cart building/welding skills.
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Round here on sunny days the chavs pinch them by the score, take them home, turn them on their sides and – hey presto – free barbecue!
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Why do cunts think that they can block anywhere and anybody they like for as long as they like because they’re waiting for a disabled spot to put their fucking Motability car in?
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What fucks me up/boils my piss about Sainsbury’s is that their leader man “Lord” Sainsbury gave Kweer Charmer £7 million last year alone, when it was obvious he was only fit for the scrap heap. My life already, why didn’t he ask for a refund?. At the same time he is reducing the hours his staff work (to save HIM money), cost cutting to Lidl standards and making staff leave their own departments to stack the shelves elsewhere. What a fucking cunt. But he does support quare rights, so I am sure half the Cabinet will still mince in their for their Prosecco and baked beans..
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That’s something I don’t get, Mr B.
Why do they feel the need to affiliate themselves with gayness?
If I was a wooftah, I couldn’t give a fucking monkeys.
In fact I’d see it as a brazen and fake attempt to relieve me of my cash.
And I’d still go to Aldi, even if the German bastards dressed their staff in SS uniforms.
Actually. There’s an idea!
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I like Aldi, Crawley Branch; the ladies on the staff are extremely strict and expect you to stand to attention when they speak to you…
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If I remember Field Marshall, Sainsburys relative, who was a Conservative MP until they were trounced in the 1997 election and the next weekend became a committed Labourite, a Labour MP and then a minister, Shaun Woodward, suffered from the quareness himself so perhaps it runs in the family.
I am sure your fellow Field Marshall (Streeting – formerly Dr Finlay’s Bookcase) still nips in for his mince and fairy cakes.
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Supermarkets are crammed full of cunts, and that is not just the customers. Sainsbury’s is replete with trans persons, trans messaging, and trains events. Less than 130,000 people in the UK claim to be trans or non-binary (that is around 1.8% of the fucking population). Nauseating virtue signalling. Cunts.
Tesco staff have clearly been briefed that all their customers are thieving cunts. This means they crane their necks to see in your bags at the checkouts. I got so fed up with this nonsense that I showed one member of the checkout staff the whole contents of my bag explaining where each item came from and that I had receipts if they wished to see them. The assistant got extremely flustered, so I calmed her by saying that I knew it was not her fault, and that it was the management ordering her to treat everyone as if they were shoplifters. Cunts.
I do not go into Morrisons as it smells of Lib Dems.
Good morning, everyone.
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Sorry chaps, that should be 0.18 per cent of population is trans/non binary. Even bigger cunts.
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Don’t they sell trolley unlocking kits in the on-site Argos, Jeezum?
Failing that, save yourself all the hassle and get them to deliver. You won’t get what you ordered of course, but wouldn’t you rather have a pack of incontinence pants than a bag of spuds?
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Supermarkets treat customers like dirt because they know they have the monopoly. Don’t go to them, their crap is poor quality anyway and they cater to and employ foreigners.
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Fuck Sainsburys and all the other traditional supermarket big boys.
Huge stores, devoid of real choice, with sales space blindly devoted to the big brands.
It’s all a gigantic cartel.
And the quality of some of their overpriced meat is fucking appalling.
And don’t get me started on ASDA. Aimed fairly and squarely at park keys, pavement apes and chavs who need somewhere to scream at their children.
Part of me would like to go back to the days where you handed over a list to the shopkeeper and waited for an eternity as he measured everything out.
But then again, I’d have to spend more time next to the vile filth mentioned above.
Maybe I should just move to Poland.
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I wouldn’t be caught shoplifting in sainsburys.. I’m that good..
Fuck sainsbury with their safe spaces, for pavement ape employee’s. Black lives matter..
Get fucked..
Those are the cunts doing all the stealing.
Oh and fuck asda, pàki cunts..
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