Another blow for the Indian Tourist Board.
As is quite necessary when dealing with such subcontinental affairs the reader may wish to only read the following after taking medical advice and then praying with eyes closed..
“The first time Lowri Denman knew something was wrong was when she made the horrifying discovery of a metre-long tapeworm after going to the toilet.
“It looked absolutely disgusting, like Sellotape with like little ridges in it,” said the 42-year-old from Carmarthen.
It was the first symptom of neurocysticercosis, external, which left Lowri with 38 parasites in her brain causing extreme headaches, seizures and psychosis”
The madness of Ed Miliband now laid bare..
“After years of health struggles, the parasites have now calcified in Lowri’s brain.
“I’ve not had any surgery to actually take them out of my brain,” she said. “Apparently they just sort of die down and they calcify basically. So at this point they are now calcified.”
Dr Healy said Lowri had received treatment to “kill all the eggs and happily now seems to be out the other end”..
Indeed.
Never mind the appalling filth,flies,stupidity,corruption,mooning diseased faces of hordes of subhuman you can escape Heathrow and take a lovely trip to India instead.
“humans are infected by consuming food such as raw or undercooked pork, water contaminated with tapeworm eggs, or through poor hygiene practices.”..said Judith Chalmers yesterday.
Fuck off.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
38 brain parasites..
New number 10 up north has 403 parasites, no brains though.
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is the headet pic a picture of the tapeworm or Lowri?
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I thought it was Rear Admiral Streeeting’s ring after a Cabinet meeting…
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I wondered if it was a new breed of mongrel, & whether it was already K.C. Registered?
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There are certainly some stunning pictures around since the advent of the scanning electron microscope. Take a look at these little bastards;
https://www.google.com/search?q=sem+scabies+in+burrow&client=firefox-b-m&hs=gfeV&sca_esv=a2a4950f58f762f6&udm=2&biw=680&bih=968&ei=9F1kauG-G6GphbIP5aLZwQo&oq=sem+scabies+in+burrow&gs_lp=EhJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWciFXNlbSBzY2FiaWVzIGluIGJ1cnJvdzIIEAAYgAQYogQyCBAAGIAEGKIEMggQABiABBiiBDIIEAAYgAQYogRImHFQhxVYgj5wAHgAkAEAmAHLAqAB5weqAQYxMC4zLTG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgugAsEIwgIGEAAYCBgewgIIEAAYogQYiQXCAgQQIRgVmAMAiAYBkgcGMTAuMy0xoAfJFLIHBjEwLjMtMbgHwQjCBwcyLTcuMy4xyAdYgAgA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img#ip=1&sv=CAMSVxoyKhBlLUhiSDBfaXpKRTlMWFZNMg5IYkgwX2l6SkU5TFhWTToOaGtRemttX2RBOEhZeU0gBCoXCgFzEhBlLUhiSDBfaXpKRTlMWFZNGAEwAUoECAEQAhgHIOSE3MgOSggQAhgBIAIoAQ
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Like most people (except MNC of course), I used to enjoy a curry in a curry house…but not now; the thought of those dirty brown cunts touching my food, their brown fingers even browner after pulling mulligatawny soup shit out of their arses and not even considering washing their hands…🤮
I naïvely used to think that ding-dings were better than pakıs, but not now. They’re filthy, smelly, raping, scamming scum.
Good morning to one and all.
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Even Indians know how fucking disgusting and unhygienic Indians are.
That’s why you will never see one eating in an Indian restaurant.
Those travel programmes where they show you around and try to tell you how wonderful and exotic India is…….
They will have a presenter, cameraman, sound man, producer and cook.
It’s impossible to go to India and not get the shits.
If you are looking at losing a few stone in weight and you are prepared to spend 3 weeks on the bog, India is the place for you.
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The whole fucking place looks like it’s been dipped in Rayners unwashed clopper.
Dear me.
Good morning.
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Tapeworms should be available on the NHS as weight loss treatment for fat bastards. Cheaper and with fewer side effects than ozempic.
It would be worth a few headaches to lose 10 stones of blubber, wouldn’t it?
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The stupid cunts that go to Indian restaurants and then joke about having to put a bog roll in the fridge overnight…….
The arse burn and squitters that you get is not because of the spices in the curry.
Cook your own curry at home and use as much spices as you want.
You won’t get the shits.
Your bad guts the day after an Indian restaurant curry is all down to the chefs being unhygienic and the food being rotten.
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The old remedy for tapeworms is a hammer and a chocolate digestive biscuit..
id use mcVities but suppose you could use other brands,
but its best to use medically approved biscuits.
Take off your undercrackers, lay down on the bed,
place the biscuit near your balloon knot and wait.
The worms bored of eating bland welsh brains will smell the delicious biscuit and make the journey down to your botty.
once timmy the tapeworm pops his head out of your anus….
🔨💥💥
smack his fuckin head in with the hammer.
Hammers arent just for elderly rightwing politicians or yorkshire prostitutes they have many uses.
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I thought it was a Mars Bar & a hammer Mis.
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your right of course Scunny,
mars bars work too.
it was Mick Jagger who famously dicovered this luring tapeworms out of Marianne Faithfuls shit canal in the 60s.
The Beatles caught worms in india ,
and the guru Mahesh Yogi cured them by getting a snake charmer to play a flute luring the worms out.
This inspired Paul mcCartney to write “Something..”
as in something is wriggling up my arse.
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That had to be the Snake Charmer Pashama Bedi from the Herb Garden.
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Lammy needs putting on the ‘Tapeworm Diet.’ One large parasite feeding off another.
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He would certainly roll with it!
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If he got a tapeworm it would immediately double his IQ.
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No self-respecting tapeworm would infect a sootie…it’d be like the tapeworm boasting to its mates that it got a good deal on a council house that has unremovable Romanian squatters.
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It would exit resembling black heavy duty packing tape.
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I have to be picky about what I eat nowadays, but most of it is common sense.
Never order fish on a Sunday.
The restaurant won’t have had a delivery since Friday so by Sunday the fish isn’t worth eating.
If you order meat, especially pork and the texture is soft, it is not ‘melt in the mouth’.
Send it back.
The meat has been stored in brine to preserve it longer, which breaks down the tissue.
Never order a pie or stew anywhere.
The chef is just getting rid of the old meat before it needs to be chucked out.
The same goes for “curry night” specials.
If a restaurant isn’t busy there is always a good reason.
Avoid.
Mrs Cunter once had Indian clients.
Hindu Indians aren’t that bad, but most of the Indian restaurants are owned and staffed by Muslim Bangladeshis.
Her clients insisted on talking to the chefs in the Indian restaurant that she took them to.
They wanted to be sure that the staff were Punjabi.
Good advice, but totally useless for us as one Indian language sounds like any other.
So the best thing to do is not to go to any Indian restaurant.
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Bud bud ding ding food?Easy pass for me.Introduce the tapeworm diet to Westminster.
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if you suffer from constipation a scratching his arse, phlegm gobbing,nose picking never been trained “chef” in your local curry house will soon cure you 😩… #tapeworm tandoori
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Friends of mine went to India to take in the cultural marvels, temples etc. Had a wonderful time, didn’t get out much as the second day of their odyssey both struck down with chronic farting then explosive diarrhea, Told me they could not be more than 10 feet from a shithouse. Both shit themselves on numerous occasions. The diarrhea eased eventually though by now they resembled Cholerae victims. On medical advice they came back to UK spending oodles of Dosh on tickets
One collapsed at airport and was hospitalised severe dehydration, the other shit himself whilst waiting for luggage.
As far as I’m concerned why pay all that money when a meal in the average bangladashi restaurant will have same effect a
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