are cunts.
Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.
Nominated by Benito Cuntolini, link by Snigger Snigger.
One bus at a time,isn’t fast enough. Even though the smelly cunts, don’t know the meaning of maximum occupancy..
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40 ramjam buswankers dead?
jolly good show!
much better over breakfast than reading about tapeworms.
Why do all those Stanley blokes have Liam Gallagher monobrows?
what’s that about?
an the women have tashes an look like Ian Rush.
outrageous.
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That link has gone; here’s another:
https://news.sky.com/story/bus-plunges-into-ravine-in-pakistan-killing-40-13560085
Brilliant news!
40 less terrorist pædos + bin bags giving birth to terrorist pædos in the world.
If only something similar could happen on Beachy Head, a coachload of asylum-seeking darkıes going over the edge and plummeting 300 ft, landing on a dinghy of similar filth who’d just pulled up on the beach.
Aaah, if only.
Good morning to one and all.
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Just goes to show that good things can happen.
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I’m just hearing that a fella called Abdul has driven a car into a load of folk at a pride event over in Deutschland.
Seems such as shame because a lot of rainbow people tend to love Peacefuls.
Must have been a secret member of the AFD.
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And the peacefuls love benders just fine, according to David “Tooth Fairy” Paulden…
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“Kweers for Palestine”
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Only 40 in the bus?
Disappointing.
They used to get more than that in a clapped out Toyota.
Good morning.
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Driving during strangulation is classed as driving without due care and attention.
hope the driver got points on his and his 3 cousins licence?
probably this is what happened at Berlin Pride parade yesterday.
A aroused driver dabbling with autoasphixiation choking his cock with one hand the other tightening the dog collar around his neck,
vehicle swerves out of control into the crowd of kraut duckyboys,
” oooh, votch ver your going darlink”
feather boas and handbags all over the strausse.
wunderbar
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Morning MNC…in case you were wondering, it’s a no-go with the 🐕🍴, I’m afraid…I enquired, she said no.
I even asked nicely…’Harro, you wanna go out and get a rittle bit of runch? Ruvvery!”
Never mind, it’s probably for the best. Imagine trying to stuff half a pound of sausagemeat into a small, dry, menopausal presumably horizontal container…just ain’t gonna fit.
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Morning Thomas 👍
probably for the best.
Too many differences .
she’s made your sandwiches for work,
bat again.😟
and they go Bert Kwouk after a while.
Attacking you when you least expect it,
closeau had awful problems with that.
your doing a presentation at work and she jumps out of a huge birthday cake karate chops you and you both fall through the ceiling of the offices below
naaw,
to much hassle.
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I’m surprised at the German police.
The usually deploy those concrete Allahu- akbarriers around Christmas markets and parades such as this one.
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The article said eight survived..
But still being a pàki isn’t what I call survival..
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just reading a very curious case of some woman in Salford who has mushrooms growing out the floor of her flat.
She said this is the reason she has to live on a diet of crisps and biscuits?
hello! mushroom soup, mushroom omelette,
fried mushrooms…
said the Housing Association won’t fix it,
they said they sent workmen,
but she wouldn’t let them in.
she said she panicked as she’s got agoraphobia.
well then chances are your fuckin home then you silly bitch.
let them in!!!
right oddball.
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/womans-nightmare-living-crisps-biscuits-34347190
can anyone else make sense of this silly batches reasoning?
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No.
Crisps and biscuits ?
Yes please 😀
Alright MNC ?
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Ticketyboo thanks Jack👍
it’s finally raining
I’m off to a country show
and I’m free of tapeworm.
what a wonderful world.
you winning pal?
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What a tale of woe.
The report ends with ‘Enjoyed this story?’
Not as much as I enjoyed the Páki bus story.
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Morning Mis, all.
As a copper told me once, there are people out there whom you just cannot help. She feels worthless? Sounds fair.
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Things are fine at this end.
Just not been able to get away because of the hot weather.
Not much fun being in a tin box when it’s like that.
Went to Wiltshire in May, came back after five days as it was getting too hot.
The dog hates it.
Had a lovely walk this morning, nice and fresh.
Good day for your show.
Which one is it ?
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PS We are all tapeworm free too. 👍😀
It pleases me to say.
( above post for MNC )
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After Barry’s link yesterday on the shooting of the pie key cunt in the states
And now this piece of wondrous news.
My cup runneth over 👍
All we need now is the Ebola outbreak to go spasmo epileptic 🤞
It’s turning out to be an absolutely ripping week end.
Truly, I am blessed 😀
A jolly good morning to all 👍👍👍
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And half of France is in flames too Jack!
Unfortunately not the Algerian capital Marseille, but I suppose you can’t have everything.
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Ha ha ha tough titties 😂😂😂😂😂
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