and their ‘Whoosh’ are cunts.
The Mrs is usually a self sufficient type. Goes out and does things herself.
However, the other day she had a rare headache and decided to order some paracetamol and a couple of other things on the Tesco Whoosh thing.
Anyroad, the stuff arrives. But it’s some ethnic personage who talks Waka Waka.
He asks the old lady for her passport, otherwise she won’t get the tablets (and the oranges, milk and bread she also ordered). I was not standing for that, and I read their own rules out to this jobsworth pillock…
‘Tesco legally requires customers to be at least 16 years old to buy paracetamol. Under their “Think 25” policy, delivery drivers are required to ask for photo ID for any age-restricted or medicinal item if the recipient appears under 25.’
Well, as in fine physical condition as Mrs Norman is, she is 46 years of age. And – no offence to my beloved – she does not look either 16 or 25. She is a mature beautiful woman, and obviously no kid or Gen Z. The knobhead wasn’t having it ‘De App sez ya got to have eye dee!’ I told her she was wasting her time, so I told him to stick it. It was a matter of principle. ID on your own doorstep? For fucking Paracetamol?! Nobody takes the piss out of my wife. Needless to say, neither of us will be using this dreadful tinpot service again. And, I dare say our written and phoned complaints will disappear into the ether with the ones made by other customers. More disgruntled ex- customers in the link….
Nominated by Norman.
Tesco are big time into promoting Transbumming so all the missus needed to do was say she identified as a 63 year old male child rapist and they’d have given her the keys to the van
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There is a thread on another site (Arrse) I look at called Tesco – Next down the pan? It is worth having a read. Their share price is about half of what it was 20 years ago. Aldi and Lidle have taken chunks out of their business.
I was in Tesco last night about 6.30ish. It was like I imagine being in Moscow or Venezuela or Cuba or somewhere, half the shelves were empty.
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Mrs Odin used to be a manager for Tesco and also the store’s union rep.
When she goes shopping, she gets chatting to her old staff members and they have confirmed that the shelves are sparsely populated due to Tesco not being willing to pay people to fill them.
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This old cunt is still getting up off one’s arse and going shopping for myself. Until I’m incapable obviously.
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That way you can get precisely what you want and all kinds of knock down bargain’s the door to door won’t provide. You can also eat whatever you want when feeling peckish at the time, so long as you get rid of the evidence before getting to the till where you have a joke with the lady members of staff.
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Never used it, doubt I ever will
Ethnic on your doorstep, how dare Tesco send a non white British chap, standards have slipped beyond repair.
I suppose in the defence of the ethnic he probably as no idea how to age women haven’t never had anything older than a schoolgirl
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I never have anything delivered as I don’t want these dodgy cunts on my property. Years ago, I had something delivered, it was far worse English than this halfwit. Romanian. I believe, and I had the hosepipe. out in case they remained before the gates closed.
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Tesco needs to sort itself out a bit smartish, because the traditional supermarket big boys have got virtually fuck all different to offer from the likes of Lidl, apart from deliveries.
If they can’t get that right, they’ll be fucked.
Although, I must say, I’ve got little sympathy for most of the usual suspects.
Tesco and Sainsburys aligning themselves with LGBT and trans bollocks and ASDA is simply a refuge for chavs, park keys and pavement apes.
And they’ve worked for years on the principle of the public wants what the public gets.
Massive stores offering fuck all choice with over priced, poor quality meat being their benchmark.
Fuck ‘em.
Let them fuck up and go to the wall.
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Sadly Tesco, The Lady Porter Memorial Store, have got like other big high street chains, most notably Marks & Spencer and Boots and think they are so big and important that they are doing a favour in serving the Proletariat. There are money grubbing bastards who have done so many honest small one man businesses out of the high street because they want to meddle in everything.
I suspect it will be Morrissons who go before Tesco though, and they deserve to, if only because of those bloody awful back to 1958 jingles they use.
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Norman, that link isn’t for Tesco’s Trust Pilot page. Must make the computer accessories shop sorry that they decided to call themselves Whoosh 🤣
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Think I’ve already mentioned. The only thing I get delivered is all my medication from Boots. Which besides all tablets is the Fortisip drinks that a months supply amount to a lot of money.
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Thanks Norman for choosing something we all like talking about, other than politics that gets our goat.
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Waitrose are another bunch of appeasing cunts. After many years they are now renaming their feminine hygiene section, because the word “feminine” isn’t inclusive on account of the fact that male incontinence products are stocked in the same section.
Fuck me, have a section amongst the mens shaving shite and deodorants for that crap.
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Not entirely accurate to single out Tesco I feel. They are operating in the same atmosphere and under the same legal constraints as all the other retailers, big and small. We have stuff delivered regularly from on line retailers for reasons of availability and price. The people who arrive with whatever are always foreign types, some with almost no English. I can only think the British guys prefer life on benefits. I always have to produce ID for anything alcoholic or pharmaceutical. Now I may be in reasonable nick for a 75 year old, though I noticed recently that I sometimes climb stairs one step at a time now, but I think I’d struggle to convince anyone I am under 18.
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Avoid Tesco and other supermarkets. They employ foreigners, cater to foreigners, are owned by foreigners and people who prefer foreigners, exploit people for their own huge profits, sell cheap, poisonous crap and are generally involved in the ruination of this country.
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