Energy Bills


Thanks to successive govt failures to ensure domestic gas and oil security by tapping our own sizeable resources and the zealotry of the “green energy” religion households will see another hike in bills by mid summer.

The ground has already been laid by politicians and the talking heads on the telly to blame Donald Trump for upsetting international energy markets by taking the Iranians on before they can nuke Tel Aviv.

If we weren’t governed by hapless lying cunts then there’s a chance we’d be able to drill our own oil and gas instead of paying the Norwegians to drill it from the same fields then sell it back to us,not import LNG from the States and Qatar and maybe not have the Canadians chop their forests down to send us wood pellets we can burn at Drax just to burnish our “green credentials”.

The cunt Miliband insists we go even faster toward “net zero” with ever more windmills and solar,despite them not being able to feed into the National Grid effectively and having virtually no battery storage capacity even if it were possible,which it isn’t.

All of this makes perfect sense if you never pay any bills,such as our elected representatives.

A tower shitheap of stupid cunts.

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35 thoughts on “Energy Bills

  1. Right on cue this headline is from today’s Telegraph:

    Miliband derailed plan to use North Sea oil to fund defence
    Energy Secretary ‘vetoed’ plan to pay for military programmes by increasing drilling

    He is a dangerous lunatic and a traitor.

  2. Electricity, just like water is vital to the way that we live.
    Nobody should fuck around with it.

    A few year’s ago a massive power cut hit the Iberian Peninsula, also affecting parts of Southern France.

    Everything came to a complete standstill.

    Within minutes roads were clogged with traffic as all the traffic lights went out.
    Electric gates and entry systems were useless. People were locked into underground car parks and others couldn’t get into their own homes.

    All over the cities people were stuck in lifts and the emergency services couldn’t get to them because the streets were blocked.

    Shops, restaurants and bars had to shut because of no lights and no tills working.

    Petrol garages were full of cars as the owners of them needed fuel and the fucking pumps wouldn’t work.

    Motorways at a standstill were people had run out of fuel in an attempt to get home.

    Even the fucking mobile phone networks were down so nobody really knew what was going on.

    It was total mayhem.
    Just 24 hours without electricity would make these “Save the Planet” loonies think again.

    Energy should be both available and affordable.
    Subsidised if necessary.

    Fuck all this net zero bollocks.
    Get drilling and start building nuclear power plants.

    • Agreed re nuclear power.

      That massive power outage in Spain was, believe it or not due to the switchgear used to alternate between renewable and traditional power generation.

      The over voltage from the renewable side caused the traditional side to protect itself and drop out. This then cascaded through the peninsular and caused the french and European systems to also disconnect from the Iberian grid, leaving the energy nowhere else to go.

  3. I’m at the stage in age of not giving a flying fuck. Getting bills paid we’ve no control over and having peace of mind. At least I’m able to pay them. I make sure I get every benefit entitled to me. Make sure also you pay into a works pension and do your best to stay alive longer to feel the benefit’s.

    • Living in a house I like that’s a listed building, prevents neighbours from making plastic alteration’s you see elsewhere. That kind of thing makes me sick to my stomach. I’m proud of my wooden front door that also doesn’t have a number.

      • The postman and me have a laugh about it, Mis, because he’s the regular. Due to not being a lazy cunt, I go shopping like normal people and don’t have to worry about being delivered the wrong things, or having stuff left on the doorstep. The only thing I get delivered is my repeat medication.

      • morning Sammy,
        i have posh customers in Cheshire and its a pain in the arse when the house doesnt have a number,
        cant put ‘the willows’ or ‘Edge cottage’ into my google maps.

        feel sorry for posties in this heat.
        its hard work at the best of times.

      • ps
        i have a Ring doorbell AND a knocker Sammy.

        the knocker is a cast iron Cat head.

        its very tasteful.

  4. We’ve had over half a century of broken promises regarding fuel and energy bills.

    Nuclear power…….so cheap to generate it will be hardly worth charging for, they burbled.

    North Sea oil and gas….. an absolute bonanza of cheap fuel and gas for the home, fill your car up for next to fuck all, our glorious leaders proclaimed.

    It was and still is, bullshit.

    Fuck them all.

    Good morning 🌞🌞🌞🌞👍

    • I went to our local General Hospital last week when it was a bit damp and chilly. The department I was in was so overheated that I started to sweat. On Monday I had a blood test the air conditioning was up so high the nurses were complaining.
      The blood test was an interesting cultural experience. You go in the back of the council office on the right hand side are a few desks providing accommodation for the local police who have had their police station closed, in the middle was the probation service and on the left hand side were the medical services, including the local clap clinic. At least it gave me the chance of social opportunities which I wouldn’t normally have.

      Good Morning, another lovely sunny day before Armageddon.

  5. Remember when we were told that privatisation of utilities would bring competition and lower prices?
    That worked out well, didn’t it?
    Instead we’re at the mercy of a government endorsed cartel, fully backed by Ofgem.
    And there’s no end to the brazen scamming of those lovely energy suppliers and their ‘regulator’.
    The latest one being a rise in the price cap which will remain in place until October, even though fuel prices started falling within days of its implementation.
    Not to worry though. Rachel says the government will give help to those who need it most.
    I.e, those benefit scrounging cunts who have no intention of paying their bills anyway.

  6. I see that councils now want to ban air conditioning units.
    They want them removed from private homes and are suggesting that people should use the alternatives of opening doors and windows or using electric fans.

    How fucking stupid is that?

    See how long it takes to get robbed if you go to bed with your doors and windows open.

    If these daft cunts knew anything then they would know that doors and shutters are closed during hot weather in hot countries.
    It cools the house down. It stops the hot air getting in.

    And an inverter air conditioner uses far less energy than a poxy fan.
    Older ones may contain a mixture of methane gases as a refrigerant, but more modern machines use R290 (propane) gas, which has almost no harmful effect on the precious ozone layer.

    It’s all nonsense and you will end up paying for it.

  7. The last bit of electricity should be used on the ⚡ 🪑 for the traitorous and insane millipede,the Marxist cunt doesn’t even own one of his beloved heat pumps…danger,danger high voltage 🎶 😡

  8. It would make a good comedy sketch.

    ‘We need to stop using oil and gas’

    The plot, wind power, solar power and nuclear
    The scenes are set, 30GW of wind power and 5GW solar and 10GW Nuclear, mid winter and it’s -10C the wind drops to zero, who do we call

    Gasbusters! The turbines power up and the electricity flows, 5 days without wind, the gas fired power station keep the lights on and finally the wind picks up, the gas shuts off.

    The energy secretary goes on the box, thank goodness we had those gas fired stations, but we have to get away from fossil fuels, the answer is more wind.

    The zealots will never concede that wind is a liability, “it’s nine times cheaper”.

    Every GW of wind and solar needs a GW of back up therefore making it twice the price.

    Drill baby drill! And Dig baby dig (coal)

    By 2030 we will be heading down a road to mass power cuts and unless there is a u turn now we are fucked. We could be anyway because of lead times to get new gas fired stations on stream and we will only have one fully viable nuclear reactor, maybe two if the new one actually gets running on time.

  9. I’m spending virtually nowt on energy during this heatwave.

    So we all owe the faggot community a big thank you. They’re keeping the country warm by ramming each other senseless during Gay Pride month.

  10. Without electricity we are completely fucked.

    It says it all that generations of politicians hollowed out our domestic supply and have us reliant on imported LNG to keep the lights on.

    The “green” technology the same stupid cunts are obsessed with is unreliable,staggeringly expensive and there is no effective method of storing its output.

    It’s ruined our economy and has made us a prime target for a complete blackout should things get “hotter” with the Russians.

    That’s why in a heat wave Tesco doesn’t sell cold beer,it’s too expensive to cool.

    The total cunts.

    Imported wood pellet Oven.

    Good morning.

  11. Energy crisis, climate crisis,migrant crisis, NHS crisis..
    We even have a crisis crisis now..

    When the lights and power eventually go out, when can all keep warm by burning down millipedes house and kicking him to fuck.. melted toby jugged face cunt.

  12. As previously said, the temporary reprieve in the oil price is almost certainly an illusion, as traffic continues to struggle through the strait of Hormuz, shipping insurers are also still refusing to insure a lot of ships passing through it, strategic reserves continue to be drained to the point of exhaustion, and the major oil fields in the region have been mothballed and it takes a long time to return them to full production (you don’t just switch the taps back on – these are geologically complex operations that require careful restimulation of oilflow, no matter what the Don likes to think).

    Then of course there’s the very real danger it’ll all kick off again.

    So a spike in oil prices is almost certainly coming – potentially doubling from its current level – and the ONLY subject that should be preoccupying our fetid morally bankrupt economically illiterate government is how many North Sea licences can we grant in very short order, and how quickly do we get on with fraccing the fuck out of our onshore deposits.

    We are otherwise staring at third world black outs and mass panic right in front of us, and all these arrogant communist cunts can do is fiddle away while Rome burns congratulating themselves on what lovely people they are and what a great job they’re doing of “fixing” the country.

    • @dave….when the power goes off and the chavs can’t access the t’internet and love island on the cube then they MIGHT decide that’s enough and explode 🤯…those 5ft pcso’s will have their work cut out 👊

      • Gelderd, having read the following this morning, and correctly anticipated that the answer to the headline was “because you’re the scumbag offspring of scumbag parents” and judging by the prostrated position of her elephantine mother welded to the couch, I don’t think even setting fire to their arse hair would set the pondlife of the UK into action:

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4eld1vz8wo

  13. Spot on, the only thing these politico’s fix is a nice little earner for themselves..

    GB is definitely a declining THIRD WORLD CORRUPT SHITHOLE, RUN BY THIRD RATE MUSLIM LOVING POLITICIANS…!

  14. I did my skool in the 90s, and even then, they still taught you that energy can’t be created or destroyed, it can only be changed into another of the 7 types of energy.

    We’ve got hundreds of years of coal under us, and now we can build modern mines so that every Labour-voting-because-their-great-grandfather-did twat in the valleys doesn’t have to catch pneumoconiosis.

    We’ve got oil. The jury’s out on whether it’s self-renewing, but I reckon that ‘peak oil’ was bullshit too since it was pushed by governments, and we now know that every single thing they tell us is an absolute inverted lie.

    Ed Millicunt looks like a fucking Demon, because he is one. At a certain point the Demon comes out on the outside. He grapes kids in Child Sacrifice Orgies, along with the rest of Klaus’s Davos chums at their get togethers. In Minecraft, I’m supposed to say.

  15. We’re expected to believe:

    ‘Energy prices to soar due to US/Iran conflict.’

    But actually:

    ‘Energy company profits to soar due to US/Iran conflict.’

    And:

    ‘Government rakes in tax due to US/Iran conflict.’

    As well as:

    ‘Miliband finds excuse to push net zero due to US/Iran conflict.’

    • We’re a fucking island with all types of energy literally under our feet and yes, some in the skies above us and in the shores all around us. Why aren’t we building hydro-electric thingamajigs? That’s right, it wouldn’t fit Ed CUNT’S ‘Climate Change’ doom LIE narrative. Evil Satan’s arse-rimmimg cuntbastard.

      • Hopefully the day will come when the cunt and cunts like him will be put before a patriots court, without a jury, with the hangman’s nose waiting.

  16. Ed Millipede , eco zealot.

    i wouldnt employ the wetmouthed spastic to mop floors nevermind energy minister.

    sat on oil reserves an we import from Norway.
    he truly is a fuckin moronic cunt.
    id like to make him eat that banjo of his.

  17. I hear another electric bus in London has self-immolated. Warmed the depot where it was parked and it warms my heart.

    I’m going to get a generator, a diesel one so I can run it on chip fat if need be.

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