I was watching the snooker last night, not something I do too often, and I noticed the referee was a young, well tasty blonde bird. She looked about 18/19 to me (probably because of the glasses) and you can imagine what I was thinking every time she bent over the table to replace the blue.
But i’m thinking how comes somebody that young gets to be a professional referee at the World Championship? Oh yeah, it’s because she’s a right sort and 95% of the audience are dirty fucking geezers like me.
Then on the link to the next match there’s some tasty bird, no tits but trying to show as much of them as possible. Then the next match is refereed by…….have a guess……another young blonde tart bending over the table! Ok, it gave me the horn but that’s not the fucking point is it?
Where the fuck is Jess Phillips when all this blatant sexual exploitation of wimminz is going on? Oh, that’s right it’s on the BBC so they are our lefty libtard friends and beyond criticism.
It’s comes to something when a cunt like me has to point out the bleedin’ obvious and the feminazis have fuck all to say.
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
They truly are the most loathsome, repugnant organisation ever to exist on these shores.
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The BBC are complete and utter cunts end of story.
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Im all for more blonde babes on the telly.
Not a problem with it,
Its better than sky news who’ve filled the studio with Diane fosseys mates.
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Snooker is a racist game.
Its about whites thrashing blacks – and all the other colours too.
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As it should be SS – as it should be!
Right, back to hunting this Banksy bastard – Hooper and the Police chief are with me but Hoopers hands look a bit soft!
He’s gonna need a bigger boat..
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Professional snooker is not only sexist, but incredibly RAAAAYCIST too!
Look at the players: 99% white, with a couple of token Chinks thrown in for jollies.
Why BLM haven’t picked up on this monstrous state of affairs is a mystery to me of diabolical proportions! And how the BBC have the gall to televise such a travesty of justice, I mean is this what we pay our license fee for, to see organised sexism and racism on our TV screens?
“Snooker is the most racist and sexist sport I have seen on my bakelite television set for a very long time…” Mary Whitehouse, Mrs. (deceased)
(Some tosspot academic will say that each colour represents an oppressed minority, all used & abused by Mr Whitey Ball. Give it time and Snooker will be banned – Day Admin)
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Indeed; the way that honky ball smashes the black, brown and yellow is blatant racism.
Some silly tart who identifies as a smurf will doubtless be offended too.
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Ruff@
Those ‘snooker chinks’ you mentioned?
I saw one strip down his cue, then use it as chopsticks to eat his pot noodle.
Now thats clever thinking.
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Highly enterprising them Chinks. They do a great line in bat Cup-a-Soup, so I’m told.
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The Kung flu are obsessed by snooker and are investing a fortune on it in China, weirdly part of their training involves an extended stay at Chinese military espionage HQ.. – give it ten Years, there won’t be a non chink player.
And a perfect cover for covert spying operations.
Now – more young gals who look worth a porking BBC!
Who are (if this joyous news is to be believed) about to be broadsided right in their wallets by psycho Moby decriminalising non payment of the BBC Commie theft tax.
Kill them all, kill them all now!
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To be fair to the young birds, and speaking as a pround sexist, you can’t just waltz in and be a snooker referee (especially refereeing world championship matches) without passing lots of exams.
Those birds seem perfectly competent to me and looking at their bent over arses is a sweet boner-building bonus.
(..and no doubt wishing you could use your “cue” to pot her pink or brown! Too many dirty old degenerate pervs on here! – Day Admin)
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Come now, Day Admin, it’s entirely understandable self-fumbling material. It’s either that or Clare Balding and only Cunstable Cuntbubble would successfully manage to knock one out over that monstrosity…
(Good point – DA)
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I wonder if the World Women’s Snooker Championship has dashing young beefcakes refereeing?
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Is there a wimminz world championship? If so why isn’t it on the BBC? They could fill up hours of air time for next to fuck all and be oh so right on at the same time. The cunts.
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FYI, Freddie:
https://www.womenssnooker.com/womens-world-snooker-championship-potted-history/
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Too busy showing slutball Freddie.
Wimminz football is shit – I stopped playing 20 Years ago (ruptured ACL) and I still have a better lever level of basic skill than these sows.
Now, back to transporting this fertiliser on Banksys boat from Lebanon to England – I have a present for Al-Beeb..
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Only a matter of time before she gets the arithmetic wrong and substitutes in her shopping list, or the owners names of hairy balls she’s also fondled so delicately.
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They’re probably not women at all…probably trannies…black trannies at that,,that’ll be why they wear those white gloves….to hide their hairy sausage fingers…and white latex masks to hide their rubber lips and flared nostrils…..probably Gay too…that’ll be why they always position themselves behind the player when he bends over to take his shot….looking to bot him.
Fucking BBC…is there no end to the lengths they’re prepared to go…. Mental Cunts.
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As a red-blooded country gent, I’ll bet Clare Balding dressed in her equestrian gear stokes the Fiddler fire?
She looks like a girl that could withstand a jolly good pounding.
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She certainly doesn’t “stoke my fire”, Mr.Cunt-Engine…she wouldn’t be “withstanding” the jolly good pounding….she’d be dishing it out.
I have no wish to be anally-invaded by a strap-on modelled on Frank Bruno’s forearm and clenched fist.
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Ho ho, do you remember Frank Bruno going up against Mike Tyson?
He was literally quaking with fear.
Should’ve sent Clare Balding against Tyson.
She’d have given Iron Mike a good fisting in the ring.
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The biggest danger Tyson was in that night was of slipping on the trail of skitter that Frank was dribbling out of his arse as he ran around the ring.
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I watched Mike Tyson diving with sharks last week on telly, hes always been scared of them so confronted his fear.
Brave lad Iron Mike.
Anthony Joshua should make one where he confronts his fear.
“Coming out to mum & dad”.
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Must admit I’d quite like to watch Balding give Jodie Foster a good reaming…..the thought of it has long “stoked my fire”
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Clare Balding gives me brewer’s droop.
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Indeed, RTC.
If Balding was in front of me, legs akimbo and axe wound on display, I could take 100 Viagra tablets and still remain as limp as an empty sock.
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@ MNC…
Did he actually swim with one ?…I’d have thought that his biggest fear would have been of sinking…..or crocodiles perhaps.
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He did indeed, loads of them!
Handled one!
If you massage their nose you can put sharks in a state of sleep!!
Also, sharks have 2 winkies!!
When told sharks have 2 dicks Mike laughed
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It’s lucky Kevin Spacey didn’t find out about sharks having 2 tassels.
He’d want to get bummed by both simultaneously.
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I’d have a go on La Balding if she wore a Jo Brand mask.
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The BBC don’t do sexually attractive ladies.
For instance in the mornings we get a completely assexual Naga Munchetty taking the piss and bullying her male sofa fairies, where as we used to get Sian Williams flirting with them and showing us her legs and doing her best to give a glimpse of her knickers too.
Clare Balding is the height of attractive to todays BBC executive.
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The Indian bird who presents the snooker is fit as a butcher’s dog:
https://images.app.goo.gl/VSpoCZyTrhdxsZtc6
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Seema jalfrezi shes called.
Nice looking girl ,
Doubt shed let the cuntengine pour his yoghurt on her bhajis though?!!😁
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Ooh, I don’t know, MNC.
Next year, when there are proper audiences at the world championship, it shouldn’t be impossible to engineer a situation (a fire alarm, for example) to cause confusion and chaos, where I could pull her into a broom closet using an ether-soaked hanky.
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Good thinking!!
Id join you but in the confusion im unlucky enough to leave the broom cupboard to see a weeping Ray Reardon clutching his undercrackers.
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Thomas-bet aha has to wax off her moustache on a weekly basis, possibly a hairy back and ashore too.
I’ve banked a few in my youth and the also smell “different” from European girlies 😉
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If only those cunts weren’t too busy counting our money and looking round to employ as many carpet riders as possible then I’d send them a fairly strongly worded email.
They’ll have those poor girls in bikinis next.
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To be fair to the BBC (which I’m loathe to be), the referees are chosen by the tournament organisers and the World Snooker Association, not the BBC.
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The latest BBC scare story is to tell our army of yuni students that it’s not safe to return and could be the second coming of the care home crisis with all those deaths.
Perhaps they’ll inform us how many deaths there have been in 20 year olds so far.
Scaremongering cunts.
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Watching snooker just ain’t been the same since the mouthwatering Michaela Tabb gave up referring.
That arse was something else.
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Very true Ron, I would pot that brown.
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She can chalk my cue any time LL.
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The BBC had some Darkie with a bog brush hair style giving his (who gives a fuck) opinion in a double act with Alan McManus.
No black players so shoehorn a permanent sun tan in for ‘Diversity’
Is nothing sacred anymore, snooker is a white working class male pastime!
The upper classes played billiards.
Cunts!
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I saw that cunt too. He presented like he was presenting a kids’ show.
If I’d have been in charge I’d have told the cunt to stop speaking like Geoffrey off Rainbow. It’s a sports show not fucking Playschool.
Seems nobody told him because he kept it up throughout the tournament. Probably too scared to tell him owt. Wayciss innit?
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” Tonight on BBC1 following the snooker, we’re live from Wembley with Pro/Celebrity Cunts watching paint dry.”
A few frames and a few pints with mates is a nice thing but for me to watch televised snooker it would need to be reffed by Rachel Riley wearing nothing but high heels….
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In my disappointed experience Riley does not make breakfast the morning after JRC – “I can’t walk let alone cook fkin bacon – and I am NOT going to A&E to report a baseball bat lodged in my arse”!
Riley the slacker is no longer welcome at my cave, moaning ungrateful bint! 😢
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Send the cunt round to mine then….
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I’ll give her three Months to recover from her mysterious internal injuries and bundle her out of the Lancaster over your place JRC! 😁👍
And as I am feeling benevolent I will even let this one have a parachute!
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I used to play snooker competitively when I was young, 25-30 years ago now. Played a lot of now ‘famous’ players on the junior circuit. The saying ‘being good at snooker is sign of a wasted youth’ is very true.
It’s absolutely fucking hilarious how the TV try and ‘glam’ the game up. It’s no more glamorous than darts or lawn bowls. Have you ever seen a ‘healthy’ looking snooker pro? To be any good you’ve got to live like a fucking vampire.
What have the BBC got a tasty Indian woman presenting it for? I doubt there’s any more than a few Indian women in the world who have even attempted to play the game, let alone been any good at it. This is where the BBC are as sexist and as hypocritical as fuck.
Why are so many of the refs women? That’s easy. No women has been or ever will be good enough to.compete in the professional game – but they can still be in the spotlight if they become a ref. If the game wasn’t on TV I doubt any women would want to become a snooker ref. Same with football, most presenters and ‘reporters’ are fairly tasty women. Knock the TV coverage on the head and the interest of these women in the game would all but vanish and most would all try and become weather girls.
I’m sick of seeing women presenting mens sports, equality is one thing but it’s becoming dominated by women despite them making up a small percentage of the viewing demographic.
The BBC, women’s presenters, both can fuck off.
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