Motorbike Exhaust Wankers At 7AM

 

are cunts

FUCK OFF. Just FUCK OFF and preferably wrap yourselves around a wall and die.

We get it, you’ve got a tiny cock so the Blitz-noise-recreating tin can between your legs has to substitute.

But why 6-7 fucking AM you absolute shitpisswanker cunts?

Vroom vroom vroom. Are you actually fucking going somewhere? Then GO THERE for fuck’s sake you piston-pumping obsessed cunts. Probably wish the pumping was into yourselves, I’ve no doubt that’s part of it too.

Here they go now, round and around and around oooh like Jaki Graham in a twin tub.

CUNTS

Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm.

4 thoughts on “Motorbike Exhaust Wankers At 7AM”

  1. Yes, I’m sick to death of these fucking bastards revving up their noisy junk of metal on two wheels. Is it necessary to make all that noise. I’m glad they travel over the speed limit and kill themselves.

  2. Good grief Wokeup……..

    Do you live on a council estate?

    I imagine that the sophisticated cunters on this site are not troubled by such things as motorcycle exhausts.

    Now if you cunted cockrels crowing early in the morning or the clatter of horses hooves we might be able to relate to that.

    Perhaps you could pop along to your local council office and ask if there was a ‘swap’ available?

    Good morning.

  3. Most bikers round here seem to be in their 70s or older these days. Bald, bearded and ponytailed geriatrics. They’re probably too deaf to notice the racket.

    And as for biting heads off chickens, most couldn’t bite their way into a packet of Werther’s Originals without losing their dentures.

    Hells Grandads.

  4. As a biker of almost 40 years, I can say with some experience: a great number of bikers are utter cunts.
    Selfish, poor skills, poor training and just riding like arrogant dicks.
    I ought to point out that my both bikes have standard exhausts.

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