Old Rasputin features is once more in Allegations Land, generally accused of sexual assault and rape over a period of years. Nice to have the now very grey beard cunt back in the frame after those attention seeking early years where he seemed to have opinions on everything and intelligence, none. Cringe at the memory of the cunt’s loudmouth smartypantsness. Appeared as a controversial talking head here there and everywhere. Good riddance we thought until his past caught up with him.
These days fellow cunters you can never keep a good rape claim down. Much money to be made in The Courts me dears and the fair sex are all at it – the monetizing husseys. What is an old roue (should have and acute “e” but alas my old imperial keyboard is without”) to do but pay up and keep taking the tablets. (in Brand’s case antibiotics and Viagra).
Note on Viagra (other brands available) – an old cunt of my acquaintance gets them prescribed on the NHS by a very nubile young filly of a GP and is now permanently on the horn. Has been stopped recently for shoplifting after being spotted shuffling around the Co-Op with his hands suspiciously clasped over his groin. At least his prowess has been recorded and shared around local stores.
Be careful of what you ask for.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
When he gets banged up he’ll hopefully be sharing a cell with a massive Andrew Sachs fan.
A very large dark gentleman with an insatiable appetite for naughty boy botty 💪
Throw his mate in , that talentless, lisping fat cunt, Jonathan Woss .
Just for a laugh.
They like practical jokes.
A couple of ruptured bowels.
Hilarious 😂
Get To Fuck.
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For what he did to Andrew Sachs – an old man – Brand and that cunt Jonathan Woss should have been given a forensic leathering.
Evening Jack.
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Not just old, but a very sick man.
Being mithered by two unsavoury cunts, taunting him with tales of his granddaughter was the last thing he needed.
The fucking bastards.
Good evening Norman.
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I’m on the fence here. The shrill #Metoo bollocks is still ringing in our ears and the concomitant smell of 15 minutes of fame, gurning to the papers with crocodile tears, lovely coin to be made with a book on the torrid tale after judgement. But Brand is no doubt a nasty, child-like fucking cunt who would have trouble controlling his stiff micropecker from forcing its way into a young girls clopper or arsehole, sans permission.
Lots of smoke here and no doubt some fire. Brand needs to reconcile himself to the possibility his arsehole is going to be heavily overused and stretched like a rubber band whilst he spends a stretch at HM’s Pleasure.
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I agree PM.
A despicable cunt he may well be but the chances of him getting a fair trial are pretty slim,the majority of judges seem to come from the Kamala Harris school of critical thinking and it seems most juries are high on sniffing Thunbergs used hessian knickers.
Add in the truly wicked “amnesiac rapé victim” celebrity shambles industry and its a bombsite.
They must all wallow in the same cesspit as far as I’m concerned.
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You can imagine what type of skank Russell Brand attracted.
Any decent woman with an ounce of self-respect would have kicked this bellend in the Balearics within earshot of his nasally whine.
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He did attract Katy Perry.
So I see your point.
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Ah, but Perry is one of the thickest women on the planet.
She makes Sabrina Carpenter look like Emeline Pankhurst.
Also, all the fame and money in the world (I won’t say talent. because she doesn’t have any) cannot buy class or respect. Because she quite clearly has neither.
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Decent women with an ounce of self respect, eh?
Where can one find those, LL? 🙂
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Katy Perry seems stunned.
Like shes coming round from major surgery.
Russell probably distracted her with a Fisher Price talking telephone whilst he kicked her back doors open.
Now shes with that crank Justin Trudeau.
Out of the frying pan into the fire…
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I can’t think of many other men you would least want your daughter to be involved with, can you?
Katy’s bible bashing parents must be so proud.
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wouldn’t be happy would you?
” daddy, this is Russell!”
😵
jeepers.
id try bonding,
hiking on Saddleworth.
at night, in the rain.
” it all happened so fast luv,
I tried to save him,honestly I did!
but he slipped from my grasp in the rain,
as he bounced down the cliff face he shouted
” tell her I love her .
and not to date anyone else “.
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Fisher Price is too advanced for Katy.
She struggles with Ladybird books.
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I recall Perry being on a chat show a few years ago,
Paul McCartney was next to her. Thicko Katy said – in all seriousness – ‘I didn’t know you were still alive’. Macca said gruffly and sarcastically ‘Thanks love’. The audience pissed themselves at Paul’s reply and her blatant stupidity. And, Perry loudly squealed, ‘Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! about 200 times, like some demented Duracell Bunny.
Even working in McDonald’s or a biscuit factory would be too complicated for her. She really is as thick as pig shit.
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Do some digging on ‘MK-Ultra’/Project-Monarch to get an angle on these influencer puppets.(see Swift,Spears,Beyonce,Madonna, and obviously Perry, all Deep State concoctions to serve the necessary naratives Du Jour of the day.
Fritz Springmeir’s extensive work reveals all.
Brand is probably from the same male stable,Gatekeepers to thwart the emerging mass awakenings occuring across the globe,
A pied-piper type who had an interesting role in the Black Magic ritual that was the 2019 London Olympics….Child Catcher no less.
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