Old Rasputin features is once more in Allegations Land, generally accused of sexual assault and rape over a period of years. Nice to have the now very grey beard cunt back in the frame after those attention seeking early years where he seemed to have opinions on everything and intelligence, none. Cringe at the memory of the cunt’s loudmouth smartypantsness. Appeared as a controversial talking head here there and everywhere. Good riddance we thought until his past caught up with him.
These days fellow cunters you can never keep a good rape claim down. Much money to be made in The Courts me dears and the fair sex are all at it – the monetizing husseys. What is an old roue (should have and acute “e” but alas my old imperial keyboard is without”) to do but pay up and keep taking the tablets. (in Brand’s case antibiotics and Viagra).
Note on Viagra (other brands available) – an old cunt of my acquaintance gets them prescribed on the NHS by a very nubile young filly of a GP and is now permanently on the horn. Has been stopped recently for shoplifting after being spotted shuffling around the Co-Op with his hands suspiciously clasped over his groin. At least his prowess has been recorded and shared around local stores.
Be careful of what you ask for.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
An obvious cunt and sexxer, but I bet none of those lying wimmin were there under duress.
Puts me in mind of one Desiree Washington going to Mike Tyson’s hotel room at 3am and then being surprised when he struggle-snuggles her, as if he was capable of holding back?!
You might as well blame the wibd for blowing or the tiger for killing a simpleton.
These birds all knew Brand’s famous reputation and went with him willingly.
Fuck them.
Hopefully he did, right up the arse.
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you watched that Tyson documentary on Netflix didn’t you Thomas?
#Metoo
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It was a challenging wank, to be sure. I had to watch footage of Ellie Symonds in her swimming costume at the same time on my laptop to ‘get me over the line’, as it were.
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Poor Russell 😁
One minute your the darling of channel 4,
happily raping and sensually assaulting to your hearts content,
next.. unemployable social outcast who’s only source of income is conspiracy podcasts for the socially paranoid.
its enough
oh well.
plenty of sex in prison Russ👍
scream if you wanna go faster
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Also: #metoo and Harvey Weinstein.
Of the two instigators, Rose McGowan and Asia Argento, the latter was indicted for statutory rape of a minor (a 17 year old lad) a couple of years ago in Las Vegas, the damned hypocrite.
“Believe all women” we were told.
Women are extraordinarily duplicitous and will lie as easily as they draw breath.
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He is but a splattering of bottom gravy and is not worth our deliberations.
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Agreed Sam.
A completely pointless waste of deoxyribonucleic acid.
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I’m more concerned about the boatloads of dinghy rapists than this piss artist.
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Agreed Issy and the scum certainly have not been led on or set up by the schoolgirls they assault.
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Jail time for Mr Brand.Beardy twat.
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Excuse me while I struggle to contain my mirth.
A man-child gobshite who couldn’t keep his dick in his trousers, even though all signals given off by the unfortunate female victims in this case we’re screaming “Leave me the fuck alone”!
Russey Wussey obviously can’t take “No”, “Fuck off” and “Touch me and I’ll scream” as clear signs his amorous advances were unwelcome.
That’s going to earn him a face full of prison napalm for starters.
The 16 year old schoolgirl he was fucking is going to see him getting his knackers cut off.
That’s the icing on the rapey wapey cake.
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What was once described as “laddish” behaviour has been monetised by whóres and liars.
This cunt will have been shitting it for years,waiting for his turn to be fleeced.
Rich and famous? There will be a wimmins faecesbook group plotting your demise.
My summation excludes the real predators in our society,those whose behaviour requires them to be burnt at the stake..
The imported type.
Oven,additionally.
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Reminds me of nonentity cunts who don’t have any scruples and are best ignored.
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He’s a lexiphanic cunt for sure, but it’s funny how all these allegations have gone into overdrive since he realised covid was a load of bollocks and became right-leaning.
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Lexiphanic. That’s a new one to me. Thanks Wokey.
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He can sure dish it out, but can’t stand getting anything back. We all know many like that don’t we? I revel when he is on the receiving end.
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Russell Brand is weapons grade, obnoxious, cunt with political views that anyone with half a brain cell would find laughable. His latest wheeze, now that his film career has gone down the pan and everything else has turned to shit, is to become a born again Christian. I am sure that had nothing to do with his forthcoming trial. All that doesn’t mean he is guilty nor does it mean that the women who are accusing him of rape and sexual assault are lying. The trial needs to run its’ course and a jury decide his guilt or innocence. It will will be an interesting few weeks.
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It puzzles me as to why it takes some women 26 years to report a serious criminal offence..🤔
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The bloke is a cunt and no mistake. RIP Andrew Sachs.
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Brand and Ross, perfect pairing of low-lifes.
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At least Ross’s swamp donkey of a daughter will be safe from Brand’s (and any other man with working eyes’) attention, arfur!
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I wonder if Mrs Brand had his knob disinfected with Jayes Fluid (and his mouth) before she married him.
Bit of a twat, the trial will be he said/she said.
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Never been in the least funnywunny.
Utter tosser.
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His victims must of been terrified.
None of them fought back ,
scratched or bit him,
pulled out a clump of his long hair.
Indeed so traumatised were they some of them waited years to report it.
I was a bird and got attacked id go straight to the police holding a chunk of Russell’s dripping scalp and his face would look like he’d shaved with a chainsaw.
because he was trying to rape me.
Some of them were flirting with fear the night he allegedly raped them.
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Thank fuck you’re not on the jury, Mis.
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oh id convict him AllFather,
whether he did or didn’t,
hes still a deviant .
just find it odd that some only remembered after years…
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Lot of people upset about that odd bloke who got in the tiger enclosure and got mauled.
whats the big deal?
people should have the choice of being eaten alive by a apex predator,
it gives the animal a much needed workout and meal,
gives the customer the outcome he wanted and zoo visitors a memorable visit.
I’m surprised Esther Rantzen didn’t think of it?
moaning for years,
‘ oh I want to go to Switzerland and die-
get to the zoo!!
there in a hour,
doesn’t have to be a tiger
can have lion ,bear, even crocodile.
pro choice innit?
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Lucky bastard nobbed Katy Perry.
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