is a cunt.
If you call yourself Mad kenny,
your not necessarily mad.
you might be a bit daft.
or slightly puddled.
But not this grandad.
driving at speeds of 150mph on the wrong side of the road.
he phoned the police threatening carnage and telling them his name was MAD KENNY.
its nice when someone lives up to their nickname.
and that dangerous driving isn’t just for Middlesbrough teenagers.
Give me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper I’m in hot pursuit of a maniac,
sumbitch.
said Northumbria police
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Sad Kenny.
I’d imagine this piece of shit’s family and his local community were secretly hoping that he’d go head first into a tree.
He’s doubtless been making everyone around him’s life a misery for decades.
A very good morning to one and all.
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An excellent role model for his children and grandchildren, but 17 Previous Convictions and the Judge (surely the Magistrate?) awarded him a Suspended Sentence? She is also a cunt and no doubt votes Liberal Democrat.
Or Green.
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Prisons are now so overcrowded that Jack the Ripper would get a suspended sentence.
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Yeah, suspended by his neck!
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It would be one way to reduce the prison population and extremely cost effective JP.
Good Morning, I hope you’re doing as well as can be expected.
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Were the rozzers driving Noddy cars ?
Multiple tactical contacts and still he drove on.
Vorsprung Durch Daftcunt
His sentence is a fucking joke.
Good morning 🌞👍
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It’s a shame the chase didn’t end with the line..
“Oh my God, they killed Kenny!”
I bet he gave himself that nickname..
More likely known as cunt kenny.
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My old stamping ground.
I well remember Mad Kenny.
Though he was known simply as Slightly Unbalanced Kenneth back then.
Obviously he’s since progressed.
Anyway, I think it’s quite sad. He was upset because he feared losing his job.
As a driving instructor.
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Audis are normally driven like that. To quote Jeremy Clarkson; “Cocks drive Audis.”
They took the crown from BMW sme years ago.
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What do Santa Claus and an Audi driver who maintains a safe distance from the car in front have in common?
Neither really exists.
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From what I am observing, Tesla’s are the next choice of the Audi/ BMW driver..
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I’m betting living next door to Mad Kenny
is interesting.
Fireworks going off at 3am
regular loud domestic disputes
the Christmas decorations all over the outside of the house.
chip pan fires.
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Probably got an XL Bully too.
Defence counsel says in mitigation that Kenneth has children and grandchildren.
Until the dog kills them all.
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I remember there used to be loads of ‘characters” on our estate .
ex SAS fella scared of spiders
bloke who used to always be starting fires
a lad took too many drugs and lived in the park,claimed to be a guardian of the woods’
a hippy who claimed to astral travel
and a bloke who dressed in full US military uniform.
I like a nutter.
wouldn’t want one as a neighbour though.
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Just shoot the cunt. Sorted.
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I don’t know think of his grandkids in the school playground saying too the others…’my grandad took me swimming this weekend’…..’swimming!!! pfft mine drove at 150 in his flash Audi with loads of coppers after him giving them the 🖕 and causing havoc,go grandad’ 😩 …mad Kenny a loon for our times 😜
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Pop slightly unhinged Kenneth in your oven Unkle
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