You want cunts? I’ve got ’em…. And, I do mean intercontinetal thermonuclear surface to air cunts.

Taylor Swift and some American football cunt got married.
But – wait for this shit – they got wed at Madison Square Garden, at a cost of 26 million pounds. Twenty Six Fucking Million!

It was officiated by horrible Yank celebircunt Adam Sandler (err fucking why?). And, every celebrity cunt who is in the Spotters Guide To Celebrity Cunts Handbook was there. I have heard of showing off, acting Billy Big Bollocks and rubbing it in peoples’ faces, but these two twats make Richard Burton and Liz Taylor look like Alf and Elsie Garnett. It stinks to high heaven of ‘we’re better than you’ and surprised the people of New York didn’t sabotage this flash bastard shit show. Even a royal wedding isn’t that expensive and up its own arse. If anyryhing shows huge self importance and pissing in ordinary folks’ faces, then this is it.

The French invented the guillotine for cunts like these two…

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