What a cunt.
The ‘northern funny man’ is doing four gigs in Bolton for Bolton Hospice.
However, the thing is, Kay has insisted that only those with a Bolton postcode need apply.
I personally think he is about as funny as crabs. But, what the fuck is he at? Is this a new form of Lancastrian Apartheid? So, the hordes of fans who packed out arenas across the country and who made the fucker a millionaire are now not allowed to see him? I’ve heard of shitting on your fanbase, but fuck me.
Maybe Kay has done ir because he knows a shitload of Bolton yonners will lap up everything he does at these gigs. Everybody I’ve met from there watches Emmerdale and listens to Meat Loaf. But, the system of Bolton residents only is also ridiculous. Some cunt could only have moved to Bolton a week ago. Doesn’t make them from the place, does it?
Of course, we’ll get the ‘But… But it’s for charidee yer know’.
If that’s the case, why not make the hospice a shitload more money by playing the Co Op Arena a few times? Then we’ll get ‘But… But he’s giving something back to his own’. So the multi millionaire star is suddenly Robin Hood and loves Bolton? Well, does he spend the Winter in Bolton? Or does he fuck off to Miami or Barbados for the duration? I think we know the answer to that one.
Anyway, how much more garlic bread, big lights, Bullseye, misheard 80s pop lyrics, crap pop and all that other bollocks can people take? Naturally, the ‘folk’ in Bolton will love it.
Link below. He looks like some sort of fun mirror Cliff Richard.
Nominated by Norman.
Peter Kay’s recent show in Birmingham was abandoned and the hall evacuated when a suspicious package was spotted.
It contained some new jokes.
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I heard it was garlic bread..
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At least the 19 year old suspect had a sense of humour.
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Turned out it was a giant bag of laughs, with a flat battery.
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It must have been a huge relief for the audience to get out.
In more ways than one.
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Fatty is vying with Michael McIntyre as the most insipid, most bland, most outdated ‘comedian’…he’s hardly Doug Stanhope.
Doubtless some lame people like him, but they probably enjoy ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’, look forward to going to Butlins and adhere to 20mph road signs.
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You know me so well Thomas😉
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I can only ask, who cares? Don’t want my money? Do I look bothered?
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Couldn’t find the exclusion part in the BBC story, but the beeb doesn’t like that sort of thing..
Those quislings think a recently arrived Somalian Malteser head is as British as Shakespeare and dickens..
Couldn’t he just give his money away and save the people the pain of having to watch his tired act.. ave-it.
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Kaye is another chubby funster like Wes Streeting -he is nowhere near as good as he imagines he is. He is old fashioned and stolid He should be appearing in a working mens club doing a bit of patter and a tap dance. Streeting should be sweeping the stage.
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Cover chunky in garlic bread and pop him in your oven Unkle
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Know someone who was at the same college as this cunt. His recollection is that Kay spent most of his time “entertaining” people with routines he’d nicked from Bob Monkhouse.
Used to lke Phoenix Nights but that was an ensemble cast and had two other co-writers.
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I’m getting the word ….💩
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